If it wasn't for my ma buying me "For You", "Prince", "Dirty Mind", "Controversy", "1999", "The Time" and "What Time Is It?" for my 14th birthday (all on vinyl, no less), my spoiled rotten only child ass probably wouldn't be typing this right now.

[color=blue:88b54a0d9b]Well, one year, after being unemployed for a few months, my husband decided that we were going to attend an AIDS function thrown by his place of employment.

I try to help whenever I see need for it, I think myself very empathetic to the things around me as well. However, this was 2 weeks before my birthday, and knowing my husband, this would be a 2 for 1 kind of thing.

Anyway, he suckered me in by giving me the money for hair, nails, and new outfit. Never one to turn down free stuff that's gonna make me look good, I went for it. Picture form fitting (plenty of lycra) ruby red off the shoulder dress with split up to there! Black shoes and black purse of course.

He drove us downtown (Atlanta) and drove in freakin' circles. It wasn't until we passed the same billboard 3 times did I think the man had lost his damn mind. Anyway, as I was about to light into his ass for keeping me cooped up (and dizzy), we made a left turn. There, in full (black and white - no color) were the words: TONIGHT - PRINCE IN CONCERT. (April 2001).

OMG, I almost peed all over the Audi. My husband was sitting there with this shit eating grin on his face like, "yeah, I know I'm getting some tonite!" Well, that is the only one time that I can say that a 2 for 1 turned out to be a whole lotta something for me.

Incidently, that was my first Prince concert ever!!! You guys know my husband had to call in sick the next day cause his was on fire from so much good luvin.....YEAH BABY![/color]

Anxiety said:

I love your mother.