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Thread started 05/02/04 12:21pm

Aerogram

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TOP TEN MOST FAQs ABOUT PRINCE

1. How tall is Prince?
2. How long is Prince's shlong?
3. Did Prince do ectasy/crack?
4. Did Prince record "Oh Sheila!"?
5. Did Prince appear in Fargo?
6. Is it Rogers or Roger?
7. Is Prince gay?
8. Is Prince crazy?
9. How much does Prince owe to Wendy and Lisa?
10. Is something wrong with Prince's foot?
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Reply #1 posted 05/02/04 12:38pm

PurpleCharm

I don't understand question 10. Why would people questioned if anything was wrong with P's foot? confused
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Reply #2 posted 05/02/04 12:38pm

Byron

PurpleCharm said:

I don't understand question 10. What would people questioned if anything was wrong with P's foot? confused
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lol...you said "food" at first, didn't you??.. wink
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Reply #3 posted 05/02/04 12:42pm

thechronic2

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Aerogram said:

1. How tall is Prince?
2. How long is Prince's shlong?
3. Did Prince do ectasy/crack?
4. Did Prince record "Oh Sheila!"?
5. Did Prince appear in Fargo?
6. Is it Rogers or Roger?
7. Is Prince gay?
8. Is Prince crazy?
9. How much does Prince owe to Wendy and Lisa?
10. Is something wrong with Prince's foot?


carmen electra said on the chris rock show that prince has a very small penis
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Reply #4 posted 05/02/04 12:44pm

PurpleCharm

Byron said:

PurpleCharm said:

I don't understand question 10. What would people questioned if anything was wrong with P's foot? confused
[This message was edited Sun May 2 12:38:33 2004 by PurpleCharm]

lol...you said "food" at first, didn't you??.. wink

Dang you're fast... lol I hurried up and corrected it before anyone could quote me.. lol lol
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Reply #5 posted 05/02/04 12:48pm

ThePurplePeopl
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thechronic2 said:


carmen electra said on the chris rock show that prince has a very small penis


And chris rock said later that carmen electra has a very large cunt!
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Reply #6 posted 05/02/04 1:42pm

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thechronic2 said:

Aerogram said:

1. How tall is Prince?
2. How long is Prince's shlong?
3. Did Prince do ectasy/crack?
4. Did Prince record "Oh Sheila!"?
5. Did Prince appear in Fargo?
6. Is it Rogers or Roger?
7. Is Prince gay?
8. Is Prince crazy?
9. How much does Prince owe to Wendy and Lisa?
10. Is something wrong with Prince's foot?


carmen electra said on the chris rock show that prince has a very small penis


That's it. I'm never fucking Carmen. She can't keep little secrets to herself.
If prince.org were to be made idiot proof, someone would just invent a better idiot.
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Reply #7 posted 05/02/04 2:06pm

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thechronic2 said:

Aerogram said:

1. How tall is Prince?
2. How long is Prince's shlong?
3. Did Prince do ectasy/crack?
4. Did Prince record "Oh Sheila!"?
5. Did Prince appear in Fargo?
6. Is it Rogers or Roger?
7. Is Prince gay?
8. Is Prince crazy?
9. How much does Prince owe to Wendy and Lisa?
10. Is something wrong with Prince's foot?


carmen electra said on the chris rock show that prince has a very small penis


I guess he didn't know he was playing in a cathedral.
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Reply #8 posted 05/02/04 2:07pm

DaIllest

squirrelgrease said:

thechronic2 said:



carmen electra said on the chris rock show that prince has a very small penis


That's it. I'm never fucking Carmen. She can't keep little secrets to herself.



Telling everyone you got a tiny dick is a small price to pay for fucking Carmen Electra.
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Reply #9 posted 05/02/04 2:10pm

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1. How tall is Prince?
Wrong question. Prince isn't tall or small, he's large... larger than life!

2. How long is Prince's shlong?
Why do you think it rhymes?

3. Did Prince do ectasy/crack?
Yes, absolutely. That's why he looks younger than your kid brother. The crack keeps him young.

4. Did Prince record "Oh Sheila!"?
There's probably a Prince cover of Ready For the World's "Oh Sheila" in the vault.

5. Did Prince appear in Fargo?
No. His symbol appears in the final credits, but it's just an "in-joke".

6. Is it Rogers or Roger?
I'm dying to know myself.

7. Is Prince gay?
Prince is utterly straight.

8. Is Prince crazy?
Yes. Hence "Let's Go Crazy", "Delirious" and that tornado do.

9. How much does Prince owe to Wendy and Lisa?
These three owe a lot to one another, period.

10. Is something wrong with Prince's foot?
Not that I know of, though his heels and dancing put him at risk for foot injuries.
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Reply #10 posted 05/02/04 2:12pm

NouveauDance

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"What are the tracklists for:"

- Camille
- The Dream Factory
- Crystal Ball
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Reply #11 posted 05/02/04 2:26pm

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NouveauDance said:

"What are the tracklists for:"

- Camille
- The Dream Factory
- Crystal Ball


Dream Factory (1-LP) 1st ver. (Late April 1986) includes: "Visions"; "Dream Factory"; It's A Wonderful Day"; "The Ballad Of Dorothy Parker"; "Big Tall Wall"; "And That Says What?"; "Strange Relationship"; "Teacher, Teacher"; "Starfish And Coffee"; "A Place In Heaven"; "Sexual Suicide".

Dream Factory (2-LP) 2nd ver. (June 3, 1986) includes: "Visions"; "Dream Factory"; "It's A Wonderful Day"; "The Ballad Of Dorothy Parker"; "It"; "Strange Relationship"; "Teacher, Teacher"; "Starfish And Coffee"; "Interlude"; "In A Large Room With No Light"; "Nevaeh Ni Ecalp A"; "Sexual Suicide"; "Crystal Ball"; "Power Fantastic"; "Last Heart"; "Witness 4 The Prosecution"; "Movie Star"; "A Place In Heaven"; "All My Dreams".

Dream Factory (2-LP) 3rd and final ver. (July 18, 1986) includes: "Visions"; "Dream Factory"; "Train"; "The Ballad Of Dorothy Parker"; "It"; "Strange Relationship"; "Starfish And Coffee"; "Interlude"; "Slow Love"; "I Could Never Take The Place Of Your Man"; "Sign O' The Times"; "A Place In Heaven"; "Crystal Ball"; "The Cross"; "Last Heart"; "Witness 4 The Prosecution"; "Movie Star"; "All My Dreams".

Camille final ver. (November 5, 1986) includes: "Rebirth Of The Flesh"; "Housequake"; "Strange Relationship"; "Feel U Up"; "Shockadelica"; "Good Love"; "If I Was Your Girlfriend"; "Rockhard In A Funky Pace".

Crystal Ball (3-LP) ver. (November 30, 1986) includes: "Rebirth Of The Flesh"; "Play In The Sunshine"; "Housequake"; "The Ballad Of Dorothy Parker"; "It"; "Starfish And Coffee"; "Slow Love"; "Hot Thing"; "Crystal Ball"; "If I Was Your Girlfriend"; "Rockhard In A Funky Place"; "The Ball"; "Joy In Repetition"; "Strange Relationship"; "I Could Never Take The Place Of Your Man"; "Shockadelia"; "Good Love"; "Forever In My Life"; "Sign O' The Times"; "The Cross"; "Adore"; "It's Gonna Be A Beautiful Night".
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Reply #12 posted 05/02/04 3:10pm

NouveauDance

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I know what they are, I was adding another FAQ that seems to come up far too often wink
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Reply #13 posted 05/02/04 3:27pm

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Aerogram said:

3. Did Prince do ectasy/crack?
Yes, absolutely. That's why he looks younger than your kid brother. The crack keeps him young.


Crack's a hellofva drug.
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Reply #14 posted 05/02/04 3:40pm

Paris9748430

The most FAQ my mother asks me about Prince:

How many instruments does he play?

Can he read music yet?
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Reply #15 posted 05/02/04 3:42pm

Therapy

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Aerogram said:

1. How tall is Prince?
2. How long is Prince's shlong?
3. Did Prince do ectasy/crack?
4. Did Prince record "Oh Sheila!"?
5. Did Prince appear in Fargo?
6. Is it Rogers or Roger?
7. Is Prince gay?
8. Is Prince crazy?
9. How much does Prince owe to Wendy and Lisa?
10. Is something wrong with Prince's foot?


carmen electra said on the chris rock show that prince has a very small penis


You know, they are the best ones. Easy to give head to. nod And good head, at that...
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Reply #16 posted 05/02/04 3:58pm

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Therapy said:

thechronic2 said:



carmen electra said on the chris rock show that prince has a very small penis


You know, they are the best ones. Easy to give head to. nod And good head, at that...


eye thinx eye have a small penis! thumbs up!
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Reply #17 posted 05/02/04 4:44pm

Aerogram

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Paris9748430 said:

The most FAQ my mother asks me about Prince:

How many instruments does he play?

Can he read music yet?
[This message was edited Sun May 2 15:43:19 2004 by Paris9748430]



How many instruments is one of the most overasked questions.
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Reply #18 posted 05/02/04 4:44pm

Aerogram

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NouveauDance said:

"What are the tracklists for:"

- Camille
- The Dream Factory
- Crystal Ball


That one too, especially Dream Factory.
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