TheFrog said:

Did he write that? I thought he "comissioned" it. Anyway, yeah- suckage.

I cut him slack on a lot of stuff, even "Strays of the World" (god help me, I kinda like it) and "My Little Pill" because they were meant as part of a musical and as incidental film music, respectively. They were never intended to stand on their own as songs. For the same reason, I cringe when people say what an awful song "Chloreen Baconskin" is. It's not a song, asshat- it's a freakin' jam session.

That said:

3. Muse to the Pharoah = misogynist shite
2. Dig U Better Dead = hot pokers shoved in both ears at once

but the worst offender by far...

1. The Animal Kingdon = obnoxious vegan rant.

kisscamille said:

I like Wedding Feast. Go on, shoot me.

Cloudbuster said:

That doesn't surprise me in the least. Afterall you like Animal Kingdom too

Seriously, what is your favourite Prince song?

thesexofit said:

Is this person for real?? International Lover AND Uptown??? Must be the screen name for MJ while on a P site!!! You gotta be kiddin me.

kisscamille said:

I Dunno. Sign O' The Times, The Truth, If I Was Your Girlfriend, Kiss, Sleep Around, When Doves Cry, Sexy M.F.

Probably one of those.

Cloudbuster said:

Seems like we have similar taste. If I was your gilrfriend is one of my top 10 favs!

kisscamille said:

Yeah, it's an incredible song.

3 Chains O Gold
Man in a Uniform
Live 4 Love

Y Should Eye Do That When Eye Can Do This?
High
Hot Wit' U

Urgh... I forgot Poom Poom.
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1. Batdance
2. Papa
3. Strollin

I was going to get on here and tell you to stop hating and call this "your three least favorite Prince songs" rather than the "top 3 worst Prince songs ever released"...

...and then I read some of your choices.

...and then I realized that there are actually a few that I can't stand...SNIFF!...don't hate me!

A few of the..."AHEM!" ...weaker ones according to my personal taste (and I respect anyone who disagrees):

Courtin' Time (I remember my college roommate loved it...I was always confused by that!)
Sleep Around (maybe because I always see Oprah dancing to this when he did it on her show)
Jughead (which I don't hate like some of you do...but it's weak...)
Until U're in my Arms Again (just don't get into it)
Mad Sex (I put it on here because I'm EMBARRASSED that I totally groove to it when it's on)
Hot Wit U/So Far, So Pleased/Strange But True (I probably liked more of "Rave..." than many of you, but the songs I didn't like, I REEEEALY didn't like...)
Love Sign (I'm sorry...ick)
Animal Kingdom (listen to what everyone says on this one...eew. they're right)

There's a whole other category of songs that I'm not really "feeling" that I'm more likely to skip, but that depends on my mood. I like most everything, to be honest.

The album that is in the most pristine collection (meaning (I play it the least) is "Come."

Keith/Kacey

LoveSong
LifeOtheParty
G. Bridge

ticktickbang said:

Dig U Better Dead is just horrendous.

Graffiti Bridge
Everyday Is A Winding Road
Cybersingle
Cream
One Of Us
Diamonds And Pearls - "S 2 the H, 2 the I, 2 the T, 2 the S, 2 the O, 2 the N 2 the G of crud
Call The Law
Get Off
New Power Generation
Eye Wanna Melt With U - its the "river of blood" lyric - so tasteless
Courtin' Time
All of Chaos & Disorder (the album)
Don't Play Me - Whenever it starts, I say to myself, "okay, I won't". Over-rated wailing.
North
East
West
South
Live 4 Love
3 Chains O' Gold
Dolphin
Gold
Acknowledge Me
Da Da Da
New World
Style

Oh God, I'm making myself feel nauseous

High - a low point
Dead On It - I don't care if its meant to be "ironic" - its shite
Silicon
Supercute - Wake me when its finished
Can't Stop This Feeling I Got - I wish he would have stopped
The Latest Fashion - Its that fucking awful rap
Interactive - capturing the zeitgeist at least 5 years too late
Most of the album - especially Arrogance and The Flow - and Kirstie Alley
Joint 2 Joint - he must have been smoking one
New Power Generation Part 2 - "U want me 2 what?" - "Shit!" - "What?" - "Shit! Shit!" - "Aiiight"
Most of The Rainbow Children album

I've blocked so much of it out.

R there any not mantioned songs left?

NPGman said:

SEX OF IT IS PRINCE SONG

God, I forgot about his anti-transfusion rant. It was bad enough when his songs told you what you should eat and which religion to believe. I sure as hell don't need medical advice from someone who is talking out his ass. I have to bump "Silicon" to the top of my list for badly misinformed lyrics that are laughable to anyone with an elementary knowledge of biology.

freakebear said:

Besides the talk of "interferons", the song is gibberish!

This is why U was looking 4 me? Then check it
Let's talk about the U in this con
If U're getting bored don't front, just yawn
Cuz this is the kind of stuff that requires patience
Don't think, just wax on
If U are the eye that is the pawn
U beget the dead fruit of Armageddon
Thick skin reigns in the realm of the pseudonym
While the blows taken by the silly con
The family does well with God 2 keep it strong
Never a paradox, never a hexagon
U plus he or she keep going on
But with another one of U in the title of this song

What? No, I don't "get it" and I don't want to "get it" either, because its bollocks! Its not even funny, silly bollocks. Its David Koresh, Heaven's Gate, Jonestown type bollocks!

Life O' The Party - Musicology
Insatible - D&P
We Gets Up - Immancipation

I just love how the thread asks for 3 songs & some people feel the need to give us 10.

1. So Far, So Pleased---not pleased at all

2. Life O'the Party---I REALLY can't listen to this song at all

3.Jughead---WTF was he thinking?

In no order:

Magnificent - no, it's not. it's unfinished.

Eye Like Funky Music - not from the sounds of it, you don't.

51 Hours - Prince wrote this for Diamond and Pearl. It's about the worst thing he's ever had a hand in. It seems like it lasts for 51 hours.

BinaryJustin said:

Jesus Christ, do you like ANY of Prince's stuff? There's some great music you're hating on.

i hate to go w/ 3 obvious ones, but what the hell....


JUGHEAD

I ROCK, THEREFORE I AM

HOT WIT U.

I rock therefore I am

Rock and Roll is alive and lives in MPLS(yeah right---sorry to all u folks that live there)

Movie Star

Shoo be Doo
Peace
When We're Dancing Close and Slow

Now that i think of it, "Movie Star" got pretty damn annoying after about the fifth time I listened to it.

ONLY THREE, SHUCKS I CAN MAKE WHOLE ALBUMS OF BAD PRINCE MUSIC

BinaryJustin said:

this list is okay xcept for GOLD, R U FUCKING NUTS