Congratulations girls & boys 4 being alive during the 2nd coming of Mozart himself-the all sing all dancing all instrument playing all position doing Purple black and white red and green-funky party man who won't stop till they call the law..but...
what would Prince be doing if he didn't meet Owen Husney in the 70's and never got that Warners contract-I always imagined he would have been a chef-he's good with his hands, V creative and would whip his team in2 shape..he would after a long day in the Waldorf Astoria's kitchen go home 2 his compact but stylish new york apartment that he instinctively decorated in gold and lilac and feed his fish he 4 some unknown reason named Diamond and Pearl then he would pour himself some captain crunch sit down 2 watch MTV-there's a new sensation on some guy called Dez Dickerson who he remembers from school-he has recently made it big with his new song 'Orange Rain'...Mr Nelson the chef thinks it's an o.k tune but something tells him he could of come up with something better, perhaps silver rain, baby blue rain or yeah!! Purple rain-if only he'd kept up with his piano and guitar practice who knows-he may had been in a band or something...if only.
Mr Nelson needs 2 come up with some new recipe's 4 the guests at the Waldorf he comes up with so many ideas as he sips his mango and nectarine juice (of course he doesn't need the help of a Margarita or ecstacy to feel good).
Suddenly he has a brainwave on a new dish from now where he screams AoWahh!!! in excitement and says 2 himself this is gonna be a superfunkicalifragisexy dish oh yes it will.. I'll use I'll use...SQUIRREL MEAT!!

Perhaps he could have been a Dolphin...

LonghairedFaggot said:

...or one of your tears !!

he could be a lady cab driver or a exotic homeless cross dresser, who works at the jack ih the box,and performs shows from the back of his white caddy.

He probably would have been a teacher. Maybe an art or music teacher. He already takes this role with his band actively. He is beyond creative, has a powerful presence, is very smart, and I think he would make an excellent teach.

he would have owned an ostrich farm

perhaps he would have been the water in Ur bath

A high school music teacher

Maybe he would have been a gigalo...

...either that or a garbage man.


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[This message was edited Mon Dec 29 11:09:45 PST 2003 by TonyC]

A lingeire designer! Or a hairdresser/makeup artist

There is no if...Prince was born/destined to be a rock god etc

PRINCE would have been a writer!!
he would write so many books, if he could put so much emotion and passion in to hes songs, then imagine wot hes books/storys would be like:D

He would do midget porn. His porn name would be Harry Tuckus.

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squirrelgrease said:

no! he'd be an emcee at augie's. or he'd work at sexworld or somethin.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Sellin' whippits to stoners.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

I could see him tending bar at Nye's...

Who's Prince?

squirrelgrease said:

and he'd be featured in an ad for nye's in an issue of city pages...standin behind the bar like, "...what."

He would be the person inside Sneezy at Disneyworld.

...The year is 1992, Prince or Patrick as he prefers to be called, has done so many careers-Puppeteer, rendition cologne street seller, High heel shoe repairer and NBA jockstrap washer to name a few but now Mr Nelson slowly looks up at the jury and they stare back at him.. right in the eye with disgust.
It's his third offence and under the new laws- 3 offences mean life.
"Do U have anything to say before I past sentence" roars the judge.
"Yeah" Patrick quietly replies, "just wanna say that In all my dreams I never wanted to cause any sorrow but I got 2 sides and they both friends your honour"
"I mean dig if U will the picture of the chaos and disorder ruling my world today and the doubts of your conviction will follow where you go your honour"
Patrick Nelson is now in tears "Your honour..If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind then all this aint real man, it's just Poplife, I mean we all got a space 2 fill but when we can't seem to make up our minds I think we'd better close em' and just put it down to being a sign of the times"
The judge and jury are confused, all around U can here whispers of "what the fuck did he just say and Ehh?"
Judge Jerome Benton looks at Patrick and his lawyer Morris
"Prince Rogers Nelson" he exclaims
"I sentence you to life imprisonment with no parole for the continued lewid acts U have performed on Flipster the show dolphin at Minnesotta water park"

Patrick shows no remorse as he is lead away and shouts "I ONLY CAME ON THE BACK OF A DOLPHIN SO JUST LISTEN TO ME MEN-IT LET ME BE IT'S FRIEND, IT LET ME PUT IT IN. U CAN CUT OFF ALL MY RIGHTS BUT 2 UR WAYS I WILL NOT BEND, ILL DIE B4 I LET U TELL ME WHERE MY COME SHOULD SWIM AND WHEN I BREAK OUT OF JAIL I'LL FUCK ANOTHER DOLPHIN...DA DA DA DA DUH DUH DUH DUH...

LonghairedFaggot said:

if he was would u drink it?

well, maybe if not prince, then the king...of pop!

As if there needs to be any question about this, he'd be doin the same thing he was doin back in 80... PIMPIN "Bitch where's my money"?