sickeningly funky is the 1982 "Feel U Up" demo? My god,
everytime I play this song I can't stop making some
funky faces and smile, then giggle, then flat out laugh
and in the end I'm doing to Morris "Bwahahahaha".

it's a shame that the vocals are so way low down in the
mix. but hey, it's a boot version so we can't complain
about quality. It's just that, if this had vocals way
up to the fro and got remastered oohoooweeehooo!!!

It's like diving naked into a swimmingpool of blue and white marshmallows.

It's like rubbing pepperminted shavingcream into your scrotum.

It's like playing with that loose tooth hanging on a string of flesh.

It's like stepping into a cream tart with bare feet.

It's like driving in your car, filled up to the windows with purple jellybeans.

It's like going to the zoo and taking the tiger's temperature with a rectal thermometor.

It's like setting all the cookingtimers in the store on 2 minutes and watch from a distance.

It's like your first successfull peepee on the potty.

It's like having nipples on your toes.

It's like laughing underwater.

It's like a cold wet hand falling on your face in a dark alley on your way home.

It's like sneakers with liquorice laces, being gnawed at by an Armani model.

It's like sportin' a pink furr coat at an Icehockey game in eastern Berlin.

It's like squatting down on the teacher's desk to have a piss.

It's chesthair covered in butterschotch caramel paste.

It's like trying to read a wet newspaper.

It's like shaving your feet.

It's like wearing your underwear on top of your pants for a jobinterview.

It's like , hell I don't know what the hell it's like but it sure is cool.

Milty said:

you had to spoil it for me, didn't you

This the one that segues into 'irresistable bitch'?

If so...yes, that is some funky shit.

IstenSzek said:

You're weird, man.

r1ghteousone said:

and if it is, it was done in '81, not '82.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

why is everyone rainin on my parade all of a sudden

That's an outstanding list of "it's likes..." LOVE IT! Prince oughtta use some of these when he re-works "Other Side of the Pillow."

Faves:

It's like diving naked into a swimmingpool of blue and white marshmallows.

It's like stepping into a cream tart with bare feet.

It's like sportin' a pink furr coat at an Icehockey game in eastern Berlin.

THE BESTEST:

It's like rubbing pepperminted shavingcream into your scrotum.

IstenSzek said:

i'm a frickin prince geeklette, i kinna get anal over details like what year a certain song/album came out...


"feel u up" demo

feelinthaloveupinhah

Oh god, I was listening to it again just now and I was
groovin on my chair so hard, twistin bumping and jumpin
around.

In fact, I bumped so hard that I fell over backward with
my chair and bumped my head on the floor



God I love this track

God I love you, IStenSzek. Promise you'll never leave.

theblueangel said:

I won't, I've been sucked in for life. I think all this
purple funk changed my DNA by now