In my opinon this is the best scene in purple rain, it cracks me up every time, some of the words my be a little different, cuz I got it from the original script, but it's still in the same fashion... check it



MORRIS
I want you to stay out of the
set tonight. I want you to
work the floor.

JEROME
What for?

MORRIS
I want to know when that sweet
thing shows up. You stay by
the door, you see her, you
come get me, cool?

JEROME
Cool. I come get you -- let
you know the girl's there.

MORRIS
Well, not if I'm with my other
babes. That wouldn't be cool.
I don't want to break their
hearts, and you know how I
feel abouy that. So we ought
to have like, a signal.

JEROME
A password.


MORRIS
Okay. What's the password?

JEROME
You got it.

MORRIS
Got what?

JEROME
The password.

MORRIS
The password is what?

JEROME
Exactly.

MORRIS
The password is exactly?

JEROME
No, it's--

MORRIS
-- Hold it now. Slow down.
The babe walks in and you see
her.

JEROME
I see her.

MORRIS
You come get me.

JEROME
I come get you.

MORRIS
And I'll probably have a
couple little sexies on the
stand-by, and we don't want to
upset them, do we? So you
just glide by me and
say...what?

JEROME
Okay.

MORRIS
The password is okay?

JEROME
Far as I'm concerned.


MORRIS
Dammit! Say the password.

JEROME
What.

MORRIS
Say the password, sperm
breath!

JEROME
The password is what.

MORRIS
(frustrated)
That's what I'm asking you!

JEROME
(more frustrated)
It's the password!

MORRIS
The password is it?

JEROME
(exasperated)
Ahhh! The password is what!

MORRIS
It! You just said so!

JEROME
The password isn't it! The
password is--

MORRIS
-- What?

JEROME
Got it!

MORRIS
1 got it?

JEROME
Right.

MORRIS
It or right?

JEROME
(perplexed)
What??

Is it safe to Say Morris Day Was the highlight in the movie ?

Just Being the devil's advocate

other favorite Morris Day Prt ...

"So what's the matter, your shoes on to tight? Let's Have Some Action .. I want to see Some Asses Wiggling, I want some Perfection"


Girls Start Dancing , Morris Sit in his chair..talks to Jerome " Oh Lord I think I'm gon need a drink"

wow.. did u write all that while watching? or memorized it?

Sdldawn said:

how about , copy & pasted it

DigitalLisa said:

ahh okay.. just making sure..


Didnt know that was somewhere in text

Sdldawn said:

U want the link ?

DigitalLisa said:

sure

Sdldawn said:

iight i'll email it to ya

DigitalLisa said:

Recieved. thank u again.

ok, I don't have this quote 100%, but I love it when he says "You the finest muthaphucka I've seen in ages.."

DigitalLisa said:

That's one of my favourite lines to

And yeah, Morris IS Purple Rain!

"Oh lawd, such nastiness"

DigitalLisa said:

You know that this is just a reworking of the classic Abbott and Costello "Who's on first?" skit. Doesn't make it any less funny, just not original.

Dez: I'd like to be a modernaire. A modernaire modernaire!

Sorry, was just following the movie.

the3rddoctor said:

That track is a masterpiece in song-writing.

r1ghteousone said:

Yes, I have wanted it for years. The dipshit powers that be thought it wasn't good enough, I guess.

the3rddoctor said:

Full-length version of 'Modernaire' -

Maybe we could re-create it with our own instruments and sampled beats...

the3rddoctor said:

We wouldn't be able to re-create the genius of Dez's vocals though.

I don't remember Morris calling Jerome "Sperm Breath" WTF?!

Marrk said:

Must be an early script.

r1ghteousone said:

The "Genius"? How can vocals be genius, lol?

I could make it a duet.

Even write more lyrics...

Since I sing in a Bowie sort of style, I could lie and say Bowie worked on it with Dez and it "resurfaced"...

LMAO

the3rddoctor said:

You know what I mean.

He calls him motherfucker

r1ghteousone said:

In the movie Morris calls Jerome "Onion Head"

WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY KNOW?ALL THEIR TASTE IS IN THEIR MOUTH. IT'S LIKE, WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY KNOW? ALL THEIR TASTE IS IN THEIR MOUTH

backwards message from baby i'm a star

is that true??? ^^^

from where did he sample that?

My favorite line that Morris says in the movie is when he calles Prince a long-haired faggot. I'm sorry, but that shit was funny!

WHAT??

the3rddoctor said:

What kind of crack is Dez's bass player smoking? He's dancin' in the background like he's on all types of crack!

I thought Morris called Jerome an 'Onionhead'?

Blue

"So what's the pasword"

"Exactly"

17daysfan said:

The scene I'm referring to was when Morris and Apollonia were in the alley after she performed her song. Once Prince arrived and Morris fell into the boxes, Prince told Apollonia to get on his bike. When she did, they both rode past Morris again and Morris yelled, "Stop! Stop! Motherfucker! You long-haired faggot!"

Morris had some pretty funny lines, didn't he?