so really what's the song about cuz a friend of mind stole my controversy cd 2 listen 2 it.when i got it back she was like"that fag is the sickest mofo i eva heard!"i o coarse asked why an she said "listen 2 #4",i did an still didn't get it,an she yelled @ me"ur stupid or summit?cuz he's talkin bout his lil private"i stood 4 sec an i replied"i thought it was about susan moonsie."




so who right?




p.s.that was the 1st prince cd she listened 2,i don't think she's gonna b a fan of his anytime soon

Don't think the world misses out on a Prince 'fan' who names him 'fag'...

She should have continued listening though... how would she feel about Jack U Off

Sounds like your friend needs a bitch-slap for being as thick as pigshit.

Romance1600 said:

Calling him a 'fag' is one thing, but disrespecting 'private joy'...

r1ghteousone said:

Damn right !!

Fhunkin said:

DITTO

You're friend may be an ass or soemthing, but she's still right. It's one of Prince's penis songs.

LittlePill said:

How is this song an ode to Prince's penis, given that he sings in the final lines:

"I strangled Valentino (He strangled Valentino)
U've been mine ever since (U've been his ever since)
If anybody asks U (If anybody asks U)
U belong 2 Prince!"

If this were the case, then:

1. Prince's penis originally belonged to Valentino, but after Prince murdered him, he arranged for Valentino's penis to be transplanted on to his own body. (He presumably replaced his own penis with Valentino's, or Prince is now the proud owner of two penises

or

2. Prince was originally having sex with Valentino who laid claim to Prince's penis, but after Prince strangled Valentino, Prince reasserted his right to his own penis!!

or

3. Prince's pet name for his penis is Valentino which he once had occasion to strangle and modestly describes eight times during the song as little, despite which it is still coveted by all of the other kids.


Seriously, if you interpret Private Joy as a female lover (the most common subjcect of his attention rather than his own penis), the lyrics make much more sense.
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I never thought private joy was about Prince's member but that he was singing about a girl. I never got the penis reference.

I always thought the song was about a DL booty call partner.

LittlePill said:

You also think that "Britney Spears, Baby one more time" is a gospel ??

I believe that the song is about one of his lovers, though I fail to remember at present which one (too many to choose from).

agarze said:

a mirror.

langebleu said:

I think this one can be ruled out entirely. I don't think even Prince bis that big of a freak.



Possible but not probable.



Ahh, I think we're onto something here. He "strangled Valentino" the same way I "joke my chicken"...well not ME but other people who do that sort of thing often refer to it as "choking the chicken"...so I've been told. *cough* Anyway. They're not really 'choking a chicken' or 'spanking a monkey' as it is sometimes referred to also, so I've heard, they are M*A*S*T*U*R*B*A*T*I*N*G.

And of course all of the other kids want his little secret. A lot of people still want his little secret. It's Prince!

At least that's how I see it.

I think his only ode to wanking is Tamborine.

BinaryJustin said:

It's probably fair to include PoomPoom here too.

At one time, 'Private Joy' was Kylie's favourite Prince ditty.

.

langebleu said:

Heh... gives new meaning to the lyrics in "Manic Monday":

"I was kissing Valentino by a crystal blue Italian stream."

langebleu said:

LOL

roverlo said:

omg thank God she didn't listen 2 that

i think she prolly call me crazy.




i'm sorry i admit i do enjoy "private joy"
an controversy
annie christian
an let's work

some of dem r classics

Private Joy! Gotta love that Controversy album! Full of gems.

hisroyalbadnessfan8485 said:

Kick your friend to the curb...you dont need a frined like that..especially talkin that mess about Private Joy and Prince..who she think she is? She aint fan enuff to talk that shit about Prince...I bet she thinks Georgio was better than Prince.

She doesn't know what PJ means? She thinks he's talkin about his weeny?

rdhull said:

Yeah and next thing you know she'll be saying stuff like "Do Me Baby" is better then "Adore"!

LittlePill said:

I have the right to say that-she doesn't. Its not like I was some casual fan spitting homophobic remarks at a first listen etc-exposure to him etc.

I hope I dont have to break things down into primary colors for folks who dont get it again

rdhull said:

Easy boy, calm down! It was just a joke.

LittlePill said:

who's excited boy? dont get it twisted..so you calm down evidently. Why is it when someone is blunt and succinct and to the poiint they are supposedly "not calm"?