Here's an excerpt fro the Lyrics to song # 7, a cover of
Dorothy Parker, with alternate lyrics:


The Ballad Of McCaully Culkin


McCaully was a small boy, up in Neverland
he slept in my bed
Dishwater blond, small and fine,
I liked to stroke his hips

Well, earlier, I'd been talkin' shit
in my interviews
talking bout women's ass
I needed someone
with a slender build at last,
McCaully came fast.

I ordered: Yeah, lemme see you on all four's
I feel kinda horny
McCaully laughed,
he said "sounds kinda sick and weird to me"
"Do you wanna lick my ass?"

I said cool, but I'm taking my clothes off
cause I'm kind of in the mood for some
he said "sounds like a bad joke to me"
"mind if I just watch the Squishy bears?"
"Oho, my fav scene, he said, and it was
Tipsy singing 'Help me, I want my mommy!'
The phone rang and he said
"That's Shelldon callin
He wants a piece of you"
Right then and there I knew it was through
McCaully was no longer in pre-school.

I don't regret, the pay off
cause it sho nuff bought me goodtimes
with the children I adopted
As well, as pretending to be white
through afflictions I adopted with my purse
McCaully stroked my buldge
I got much wetter
so I went back to the nursery room

Tell us what you did - Lemme tell you what I did

I took another pre-teen home
took his pants off

Lizzy Tailor screamed
"I should have told you sooner
After what happened
to 'Caully Culkin.."

McCaully Culkin, Caully Culkin, Caully Culkin

Plea-he-he-ease,

McCaully Culkin, Caully Culkin, Caully Culkin
[come back to me , go down on your knees...]

Well...

McCaully Culkin, Caully Culkin,




So, have you heard of any other re-recorded versions?
[This message was edited Fri Nov 21 6:35:05 PST 2003 by IstenSzek]
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So I
I took another bubble bath with my pants on
If Joe don't hit me
next time I'll do it sooner

This is The Ballad Of McCaully Culkin

Disclaimer* *This is just humor folks. Let's hope MJ comes out ok. Although If you've read "Michael Jackson Was My Lover" you can do like Jethro and add not and not.

As P said to Chris Rock right now it's all speculation.

You guys are too funny. IstenSzek in particular for starting the thread.


[This message was edited Sat Nov 22 6:52:00 PST 2003 by scififilmnerd]

Why is age more than a number / when it comes to love...

?

OKAY. THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THREAD I HAVE EVER SEEN ON PRINCE.ORG

Just had to make sure everyone got that.

Especially The entire 'Ballad of McCauley Culkin' thing and the part in 'Michael Waiting':
... Why is your organ so small?
He replied: I'm only 12 years old.


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

some of you are freaking hilarious. Thanks for the laugh.

...yeah, because child molestation is fuckin' hilarious...

I got an idea - let's write some Prince lyrics with reference to Prince killing his child - now lets see how funny that gets eh ...

Xpertlover said:

TOTALLY AGREE!!! I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING THE ENTIRE TIME!!!
Some people just need to lighten up.
[This message was edited Sat Nov 22 8:34:17 PST 2003 by toejam]

IstenSzek said:

choclate starfish and coffee
pram of the year
put this right back here in your palms
diamonds and pervs
take it up u ``with apollonia
smartyman``in case u dont know smartees are candyin england



HOPE HE GETS ELECTRIC CHAIR`

Maradona said:

Maradona - dont email me telling me to 'shut up' - if you cant handle my comment - dont dish it out in the first place!! fool!!