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I can't keep this secret ANY longer I just have to come clean now, I've been holding this in for
far too long and I feel like I can't move on with my life unless I finally tell someone: Prince is my father. He and my mom had a very short affair when Prince came to France to film "Under The Cherry Moon". Altho I've never met him yet, he's kept in touch through the years and always sood me wild birthday presents, like assless pants for my 16th birthday and a lifesize chocolate replica of Carmen Electra for my 18Th. There. I said it. PS: Prince, my mom asked if she could have her underwear back. and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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I KNEW IT!  | |
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Huh? You knew it? How? You couldn't.
Not unless... Oh my god, this must mean that you are my half-brother, his other kid who's always been kept away from me!!! and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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is your dad really married?  | |
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I'm Prince's biological father. Me and Mattie had it goin on in the 50s. Sexy girl, nice voice. | |
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Number23 said: I'm Prince's biological father. Me and Mattie had it goin on in the 50s. Sexy girl, nice voice.
but like...ain't you dead?  | |
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Liar. NEW WAVE FOREVER: SLAVE TO THE WAVE FROM THE CRADLE TO THE GRAVE. | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: Number23 said: I'm Prince's biological father. Me and Mattie had it goin on in the 50s. Sexy girl, nice voice.
but like...ain't you dead? The Microsoft cooperation also exist in the afterlife and have all monopolies encompassing our heavenly internet system, which is activated through a quantumn thought process which transfigureates your current notions of time and space. It's good here, you stay your desired age and can go to any gig in history in spiritual excestential form. Rock on, earthlings. | |
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what a waste of a thread...  ... | |
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Milty said: what a waste of a thread...
...yeah, cuz it orginally showed so much promise. | |
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Milty said: what a waste of a thread...
...Amen!! | |
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Well, you're the ones keeping it alive. | |
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Number23 said: Well, you're the ones keeping it alive.
Yeah! | |
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Congrats, Isten -- u oughtta book Alex Hahn 2 sue for alimony! http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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Hello son.  Told ya you couldn't keep a secret for too long.To Sir, with Love | |
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PEJ said: Hello son.
Told ya you couldn't keep a secret for too long.I KNEW IT!!! P. E. J. PRINCE ES JEHOVAH!!! (en espanol) I am a Witness... http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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. [This message was edited Fri Oct 24 23:30:31 PDT 2003 by sinisterpentatonic] | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: is your dad really married?
I'm not allowed to say, altho...well what the heck, yes he's married to Mayte, Geneva, & Mani. Don't ask me about the details, all I know is it's to do with some loophole in his religious-subscription form. and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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PEJ said: Hello son.
Told ya you couldn't keep a secret for too long.You're right dad, as ever. I just had to tell them. and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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and i had 2 shut up just cuz i hadda paycheck -- bullshit!!! i wanna be one of them!!! http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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IstenSzek said: I just have to come clean now, I've been holding this in for
far too long and I feel like I can't move on with my life unless I finally tell someone: Prince is my father. He and my mom had a very short affair when Prince came to France to film "Under The Cherry Moon". Altho I've never met him yet, he's kept in touch through the years and always sood me wild birthday presents, like assless pants for my 16th birthday and a lifesize chocolate replica of Carmen Electra for my 18Th. There. I said it. PS: Prince, my mom asked if she could have her underwear back. Nsync(eheh), I think you need to take prince on a talk show and confront him | |
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Christopher said: IstenSzek said: I just have to come clean now, I've been holding this in for
far too long and I feel like I can't move on with my life unless I finally tell someone: Prince is my father. He and my mom had a very short affair when Prince came to France to film "Under The Cherry Moon". Altho I've never met him yet, he's kept in touch through the years and always sood me wild birthday presents, like assless pants for my 16th birthday and a lifesize chocolate replica of Carmen Electra for my 18Th. There. I said it. PS: Prince, my mom asked if she could have her underwear back. Nsync(eheh), I think you need to take prince on a talk show and confront him Yeah, I think Jerry Springer has an opening... or try Montel or Maury.  |
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moderatorJune7 said: Christopher said: IstenSzek said: I just have to come clean now, I've been holding this in for
far too long and I feel like I can't move on with my life unless I finally tell someone: Prince is my father. He and my mom had a very short affair when Prince came to France to film "Under The Cherry Moon". Altho I've never met him yet, he's kept in touch through the years and always sood me wild birthday presents, like assless pants for my 16th birthday and a lifesize chocolate replica of Carmen Electra for my 18Th. There. I said it. PS: Prince, my mom asked if she could have her underwear back. Nsync(eheh), I think you need to take prince on a talk show and confront him Yeah, I think Jerry Springer has an opening... or try Montel or Maury. all -sound good...but montel gets waaayyy to into his guests  | |
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Christopher said: June7 said: Christopher said: IstenSzek said: I just have to come clean now, I've been holding this in for
far too long and I feel like I can't move on with my life unless I finally tell someone: Prince is my father. He and my mom had a very short affair when Prince came to France to film "Under The Cherry Moon". Altho I've never met him yet, he's kept in touch through the years and always sood me wild birthday presents, like assless pants for my 16th birthday and a lifesize chocolate replica of Carmen Electra for my 18Th. There. I said it. PS: Prince, my mom asked if she could have her underwear back. Nsync(eheh), I think you need to take prince on a talk show and confront him Yeah, I think Jerry Springer has an opening... or try Montel or Maury. all -sound good...but montel gets waaayyy to into his guests I think I'll sit on this story just a little longer, until Prince reaches the top of the charts again. That way I can make more money off this story. Well, perhaps not me, but by that time my great-grandchild. and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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