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Reply #30 posted 10/10/03 9:31am

FunkMistress

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Handclapsfingasnapz said:

what the hell wuz that?
white suspenders, red gym shorts
least the hair's okay


whofarted


falloff

you've gone and done it
now they'll all be clamoring
for another taste

"post it dansa please!"
they just cannot get enough
of Scary Space-Prince
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Reply #31 posted 10/10/03 9:35am

Handclapsfinga
snapz

FunkMistress said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

what the hell wuz that?
white suspenders, red gym shorts
least the hair's okay


whofarted


falloff

you've gone and done it
now they'll all be clamoring
for another taste

"post it dansa please!"
they just cannot get enough
of Scary Space-Prince

i cannot believe
people ask to see that pic
sexy, it was not!


falloff
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Reply #32 posted 10/10/03 9:42am

Handclapsfinga
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'purple rain' is good
"answer me, motherfucker!"
has me crackin up


evillol
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Reply #33 posted 10/10/03 9:46am

UptownDeb

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

what the hell wuz that?
white suspenders, red gym shorts
least the hair's okay


whofarted


He looks really tense
Like a deer in headlights
Loosen up, lil' man
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Reply #34 posted 10/10/03 9:47am

FunkMistress

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vines of her ivy
climb my walls and tickle me
pink, that's my stymie



rose
[This message was edited Fri Oct 10 9:49:01 PDT 2003 by FunkMistress]
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Reply #35 posted 10/10/03 9:50am

stymie

FunkMistress said:

vines of her ivy
climb my walls and tickle me
pink, that's my stymie

[This message was edited Fri Oct 10 9:47:55 PDT 2003 by FunkMistress]

If I leave here now
I can drive to Boston, E
My heart's there with you
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Reply #36 posted 10/10/03 9:51am

Handclapsfinga
snapz

UptownDeb said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

what the hell wuz that?
white suspenders, red gym shorts
least the hair's okay


whofarted


He looks really tense
Like a deer in headlights
Loosen up, lil' man

falloff somebody just had to go and post it! falloff
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Reply #37 posted 10/10/03 9:53am

FunkMistress

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stymie said:

FunkMistress said:

vines of her ivy
climb my walls and tickle me
pink, that's my stymie


rose

If I leave here now
I can drive to Boston, E
My heart's there with you


The Mistress blushes
a rare occurrence, for sure
are we thread-jackers?




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[This message was edited Fri Oct 10 9:54:28 PDT 2003 by FunkMistress]
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Reply #38 posted 10/10/03 9:55am

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you're a cabbagehead
if you can't get the humor
in my fave prince flick
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Reply #39 posted 10/10/03 9:56am

FunkMistress

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jessyMD32781 said:

Dirty mind describes
An attitude so raw that
It defies logic


okay that one was a little dumb. I'll give it a rest for a bit.


biggrin I liked it.
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Reply #40 posted 10/10/03 9:56am

UptownDeb

Lose the suspenders
Got those shorts hiked up REAL high
Can you say, "wedgy?"
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Reply #41 posted 10/10/03 9:58am

Handclapsfinga
snapz

UptownDeb said:

Lose the suspenders
Got those shorts hiked up REAL high
Can you say, "wedgy?"

ohmigod, for real!
that could not have felt real good
shorts up in booty...


eek
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Reply #42 posted 10/10/03 10:00am

stymie

UptownDeb said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

what the hell wuz that?
white suspenders, red gym shorts
least the hair's okay


whofarted


He looks really tense
Like a deer in headlights
Loosen up, lil' man
Deb, I hate you so much for posting this picture.lol
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Reply #43 posted 10/10/03 10:00am

FunkMistress

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Handclapsfingasnapz said:

UptownDeb said:

Lose the suspenders
Got those shorts hiked up REAL high
Can you say, "wedgy?"

ohmigod, for real!
that could not have felt real good
shorts up in booty...


eek


cut the balls in half
why don't you, damn! your little
swimmers need to breathe



more fucking edits
what the fuck is wrong today
it's that breakfast scotch
[This message was edited Fri Oct 10 10:04:13 PDT 2003 by FunkMistress]
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Reply #44 posted 10/10/03 10:01am

Handclapsfinga
snapz

stymie said:

Deb, I hate you so much for posting this picture.lol

it was bound to be posted sooner or later...whistling
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Reply #45 posted 10/10/03 10:02am

FunkMistress

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stymie said:

Deb, I hate you so much for posting this picture.lol


biggrin

hey, prince used to have
some kinda shoulders on him
wonder what happened
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Reply #46 posted 10/10/03 10:04am

Handclapsfinga
snapz

FunkMistress said:

stymie said:

Deb, I hate you so much for posting this picture.lol


biggrin

hey, prince used to have
some kinda shoulders on him
wonder what happened

i can answer that
this wuz back when he still ate
he ain't thick no mo'


fit
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Reply #47 posted 10/10/03 10:06am

FunkMistress

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Handclapsfingasnapz said:

FunkMistress said:

stymie said:

Deb, I hate you so much for posting this picture.lol


biggrin

hey, prince used to have
some kinda shoulders on him
wonder what happened

i can answer that
this wuz back when he still ate
he ain't thick no mo'


fit


i thought you had plans
to ambush his ass with a
plate o' black-eyed peas
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Reply #48 posted 10/10/03 10:10am

Handclapsfinga
snapz

FunkMistress said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

FunkMistress said:

stymie said:

Deb, I hate you so much for posting this picture.lol


biggrin

hey, prince used to have
some kinda shoulders on him
wonder what happened

i can answer that
this wuz back when he still ate
he ain't thick no mo'


fit


i thought you had plans
to ambush his ass with a
plate o' black-eyed peas

haven't done it yet
p is too damned elusive
that, and plus i'm broke


bawl
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Reply #49 posted 10/10/03 11:00am

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UptownDeb said:


He looks really tense
Like a deer in headlights
Loosen up, lil' man


I don't think he could
once he realized what he wore
what was he thinking
Avatar by Byron rose

prince Proud member of Prince's cult for 20 years! prince
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Reply #50 posted 10/10/03 11:10am

Handclapsfinga
snapz

LittlePill said:

I don't think he could
once he realized what he wore
what was he thinking

probably stood there, thought
"in 24 years, i'ma
be so embarrassed!"


lol
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Reply #51 posted 10/10/03 1:14pm

UptownDeb

stymie said:

Deb, I hate you so much for posting this picture.lol


Love you back! lol

Do folks really hate this pic so much? I looked at it the other day and thought "poor thing looks so tense." He just needed to relax, relate, release. biggrin
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Reply #52 posted 10/10/03 1:17pm

UptownDeb

Handclapsfingasnapz said:


probably stood there, thought
"in 24 years, i'ma
be so embarrassed!"


lol


Okay, now THAT's funny! lol
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Reply #53 posted 10/10/03 5:24pm

jessyMD32781

You wear suits and ties
But I know inside you lie
Women's underwear are yours.
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Reply #54 posted 10/11/03 9:43am

BinaryJustin

jessyMD32781 said:

You wear suits and ties
But I know inside you lie
Women's underwear are yours.


LOL lol
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Reply #55 posted 10/11/03 11:14am

jessyMD32781

BinaryJustin said:

jessyMD32781 said:

You wear suits and ties
But I know inside you lie
Women's underwear are yours.


LOL lol

glad you liked it. biggrin
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Reply #56 posted 10/11/03 12:19pm

FunkMistress

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UptownDeb said:[quote]

stymie said:


Do folks really hate this pic so much? I looked at it the other day and thought "poor thing looks so tense." He just needed to relax, relate, release. biggrin


lol

whitley was a trip
don't see shows like that no more
it's a different world
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Reply #57 posted 10/11/03 12:25pm

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woke up sad today sad
then i had a Crystal Ball -
picked my day right up! dancing jig
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Reply #58 posted 10/11/03 2:19pm

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i just can't believe
all the things Prince cannot say
like motherfuckerrr
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Reply #59 posted 10/11/03 2:22pm

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and pussy control
or let them muthafuckas
kiss a ass, okay?
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