StinkyWeaselTeats said:

come ontake off the mask.. we wanna see who really hates us all but has to use a false name to say it while smiling pretty and faking niceness to our faces.

cborgman said:

Are you losing beauty sleep behind it?

Ouch! :LOL:

StinkyWeaselTeats said:

over someone as fake and cowardly as you are? not bloody likely.

and if the name doesn't matter then why are you keeping you true name secret?

so if we guess, will you tell us?

cborgman said:

GOT DAMN! Are you a member of my fan club? I don't remember receiving your $25. Please send this shit to orgnotes.

Freakin hilarious story...too funny to be true. GOOD ONE!

mellow1 said:

thank you... what is that now... is anyone counting? have we found 10 people yet that have a sense of humor here? heheh

i hope you are counting me, i thought it was funny!

hmmm

"Any references to Prince and his music have been removed from the site and Lankford has said that there will never be another Prince reference on the site ever again."

hope U2 have a sense of humor.

NOw what kind of punk hates on SHeila E?

cborgman said:

"We"? "Hates us"?

I never got the feeling SWT hates anybody. Personally I'm fine with not knowing who this person is, although I do have my suspicions that will remain unstated. And actually I find SWT more real than the actual fakers here who bash for the sake of fitting in, yet keep hanging on to their supposed, former, long gone relationship with Prince like an abused spouse.

LaMont said:

i suppose you've never heard that live version of "still would stand all time."

lamont: your tongue is purple.

suomynona said:

And what color is yours? Anyone who sits down to write such a long drawn out contrived pretentious corny piece of shit satire as this "news" story is obviously obsessed in a most disturbing way.

KoolAid said:

something about a grain of salt... a kettle black...

p.s. thanks for bumping the blah blah blah satire thread. good job it was almost off of page one

Yo M!

U had us all fooled U crazy Bastard!!!

:clapping:

Hope U R well! Speak soon!

'dre

DreZone said:

thanks man

DreZone said:

Speak for yourself please.

suomynona said:

I wish I could say it was for you. The more page views this receives the stronger the legal case for damages.

KoolAid said:

gasp! *shiver me timbers*... i'll ask the org staff to remove this thread, along with:

• New Prince Movie!
• New Prince Album!

i'd hate for the combined total of approximately 8000 viewings cause Prince to actually come after me. that the 8000 viewings would turn into 10-20 times that, where people would be laughing more about that then the previous lawsuit.

"Prince sues admirer for making fun of him."

hey... you just gave me an idea for a new parody. thanks

your honor, Prince would like to call his first witness, "PurpleSheep" (formerly known as "KoolAid"). "PurpleSheep" had to change his name because after seeing the lawsuit Prince filed, Kraft filed a seperate lawsuit against "KoolAid" for using the name of their product in his username to support an artist who isn't even supported financially by people such as "PurpleSheep"... basically "PurpleSheep" are those that talk smack, but don't support their so-called favorite artist... they download all of Prince's songs, and talk about how great he is all the live long day, but never support him financially. they hide behind usernames such as "KoolAid" and "PurpleSheep" because they are ignorant to the concept of criticism. they have never heard of the right to free speech... etc... etc... oh wait. i'm sorry you're honor. maybe "PurpleSheep" here isn't the best witness.

(courtroom erupts in laughter)

you're funny. assuming 8000 page views would be enough to merit a lawsuit against one admirer... when more than half of what is said on this website (and in the press) about your favorite artist is negative... has been for years now...

at least i continue to financially support him... with the hope that he will eventually stop going through the motions...

prince: "how can i spend the least amount of money on producing a dvd, and still be #1 at the bank? no, i can't ask kevin smith to volunteer his time... can't we just use that video that i was going to put up on the npgmc site and charge the fanatics $100 for?"

sam jennings: "well, no. see... that video was made to be viewed at 400x300" pixels. if you blow it up to be viewed on tv, it's going to look like shit."

prince: "that's okay, i have LaMont and KoolAid here to get my back. they'll make others see that i am never wrong and i have never once made a bad career decision."

sam jennings: "okay, but could you please not put my name in the credits? i don't want to be known for this."

prince: "no way, you're going to be the fall guy. you've been creating crap for the past 6 years. it's time someone paid for all of the complaints about how lame the npgmc website is."

sam jennings: "but you never paid me anything for that, is that really fair?"

prince: "no, it probably isn't fair, but just ask all of the people in this true story. fair? you're funny!"

suomynona said:

What is funny is the nerve I apparently struck to drive you to another lengthy, unfunny story. But you are welcome. I am always happy to be able to put unemployed people to work.

This was supposed to be funny, I guess?

ImRightBehindYou said:

no, not at all. your profile is supposed to be funny though?

lust said:

i love the avatar

suomynona said:

If it was not meant to be funny, then why?

I don't find anything funny about my profile, which has absolutely nothing in the world to do with this thread.

I just asked a question. A simple "yes" or "no" would have been sufficient.

Lleena said:

Some folks are humourless fuckers that's for sure.

good job suomynona! I enjoyed it.

Very amusing, BUT I've got to take issue with the putting down of John Blackwell and Rhonda Smith. Renato Neto u can have though. He's crap. But drummers don't get much better than John Blackwell. He's still young too. Pretty impressive I'd say, and perfect for Prince right now.

Me'shell who?

Christian McBride is great though.

Nice thread.