I'VE BEEN A FAN FOR WHAT 20 YEARS AND GOD KNOWS I LOVE PRINCE WITH ALL MY HEART. I MET VERA,SHELIA CLAYTOR AND DEREK CLAYTOR AT PAISLEY PARK AT A LATE NIGHT PRINCE PARTY.VERA IS A JEHOVAH'S WHITNESS, SHELIA AND DEREK CLAIM TO BE BROTHER AND SISTER. I BEFRIENDED ALL 3 AS I TRUSTED THEM. THEY WERE FRIENDLY AND ALL TO ME AND I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS. ONE NIGHT DEREK AND I WERE GOING TO GET TOGETHER TO WATCH VIDEOS AT HIS HOUSE. I REFUSED TO BUY BEER AND HE GOT MAD. HE PUNCHED ME IN THE EAR AND NOSE AND I WAS ALL BLOODY AND MY NOSE WAS BROKEN. I BELIEVE IT WAS A dELIBERATE ACT AGAINST ME AS MS. MUFFY IS THE PRIMO PRINCE FAN AND EVERYBODY KNOWS ME. HOW DARE THE BASTARD BE WARNED FANS THESE CREEPS GO TO THE PRINCE EVENTS AT THE FRONT AND SOMETIMES JAZZMINES. DON'T GET TOO CLOSE TO THESE WEIRDOS. THIS COULD hAPPEN TO YOU!

...eh?

So you *did* move to Minneapolis then? Are you still living there?

Last I heard, you were staying at a hotel in downtown Minneapolis and looking for an apartment. Then you basically disappeared and nobody knew what happened to you. I know for a fact there were a number of Mpls orgers asking if anybody had ever heard from you after you got to Mpls or if you'd gotten in touch with them after you moved, as they wanted to meet you and welcome you to MN.

SnowQueen said:

yeah, at least you coulda posted here and told us that you wanted to meet with a few of us or what-not, instead of vanishin for a while...

Muffy said:

you bitch. how dare you bring your personal business like this onto a website. You ought to have the shit slapped out of you.

Funny Lady Cab Driver you should SAY THAT. sHELIA SAID SHE KNOWS YOU SO IS THAT TRUE? wITH SUCH COMMENTS AS YOURS A LAWYER SHOULD SILENCE YOU.

I WAS OUT THERE SINCE FEBRUARY AND NOT ONCE DID PRINCE PERFORM,BUT I SAW IN 15X AND MANI AND CONVERSATION PIECE AND KIRK AND MICHAEL BLAND AND THE TIME AND JELLY BEAN JOHNSON. I WISH MORE THAN ANYTHING THAT HE WOULD HAVE PLAYED. NOTHING I COULD DO AND YOU KNOW EVEN IF I WAS VISIBLY HEARTBROKEN WHICH I WAS WELL HE DIDN'T PLAY. I WAS HAPPY JUST TO SEE HIM,BUT WHAT I REALLY DESIRED WAS FOR HIM TO PLAY. MINNEAPOLIS PEOPLE WEREN'T THE NICEST PEOPLE IN FACT IF YOU ARE DIFFERENT THEY THINK YOU ARE WEIRD. I LIKE N.Y. ALOT BETTER ANY DAY. THERE IS ONLY SO MUCH PARTYING ONE PERSON CAN DO AND JUST SO MUCH SUSHI,SHOPPING AND PASTA TO BE HAD. THIS GIRL WAS BORED. THE MUSIC SCENE IS REALLY GOOD AND ALL AND I LOVED THE LOCAL RAP GUYS AND GIRLS,BUT I THINK ONCE A NEW YORKER ALWAYS AND WELL SINCE HE DIDN'T PLAY I WAS OUTTA THERE AS IT IS DEAD! oNLY PERSON UP UNTIL 5AM WAS MOI.

Why are you shouting?

ALSO LADY CAB DRIVER HAS HAD A BEEF WITH ME SINCE GOD KNOWS SHE STOOD ME UP IN 1998,NEVER MET HER BUT SHE STILL SAYS BITCH AND STUFF. MARIA REALLY CALM YOURSELF! I DO NOT WANT THIS TO HAPPEN TO ANY OTHER FANS. I WAS ATTACKED AND THE PERPERTRATORS ARE GOING TO HAVE LEGAL PROBLEMS CAUSE YOU CAN'T PUNCH A PERSON FOR NO REASON AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT. MARIA TRUST ME THIS WAS A VIOLENT,VICIOUS ACT AND IF IT HAPPENED TO YOU MARIA YOU'D BE SCREAMING TOO. NOW WHAT WILL MINNEAPOLIS DO? IS THIS HOW THEY WELCOME OUT OF TOWNERS? LISTEN, I HOPE PRINCE HEARS ABOUT HOW THEY TREATED HIS BIGGEST FAN. I HOPE HE NEVER PLAYS THERE AGAIN AS THEY ARE RUDE AND DON'T CARE ABOUT HIM AND CALL HIM ROGER AND WEIRD AND SAY I'M A KOOK THAT BELONGS WITH HIM IF THAT IS TRUE THAN ROGER BELONGS AND ALWAYS DID IN HOLLYWOOD NOT SOME COUNTRYASS TOWN .

PLUS HE WAS ALWAYS RIGHT...HE BELONGED IN N.Y. HE SAID OR L.A. HE REALIZES IT AND NOW IS IN L.A. WHY HE DOESN'T LIVE THERE I DON'T KNOW.

TELLER,WHY? THEY DIDN'T TREAT ME RIGHT OUT THERE . I HAD JEWELRY ROBBED AND THEN I HAD A FAN PUNCH ME. I THINK THEY WANTED ME IN N.Y. INSTEAD. LISTEN,N.Y. HAS A MORE GENTLE MENTALITY. I THINK THEY ARE CRAZY OUT THERE!

Muffy said:

It's just that I can barely make out what you're saying.

Muffy said:

uhhh, there are weird people here in mpls.

Muffy said:

ummm...its like that everywhere. i do hope everything turns out OK though.

O.K.SO THE MEN WERE ALL AT ME AT THE QWEST. I HAD GUYS UNDER MY SKIRTS FINGERING ME AND GRABBING MY ASS. THEN I HAD ONE PUSH ME UP AGAINST THE SPEAKERS AND GRIND ON ME. I REJECTED EVERYONE AND TOLD THEM I ONLY WANTED PRINCE. SO,I WORE MY FAMOUS OUTFITS AND WELL NO UNDIES RIGHT SO MY ASS WAS HANGING OUT OR MY BREASTS. BIG DEAL I'M NOT WITH ANYONE. SLEEPING ALONE. LAST NIGHT GUY WHO I MET AT A PRINCE SHOW PUNCHES ME IN THE HEAD AND NOSE AND BREAKS MY NOSE AND THE COPS WHAT DO THEY DO? WELL,IF HE WASN'T ARRESTED I'M GONNA PRESS CHARGES AGAINST THE MINNEAPOLIS POLICE CAUSE THAT'S ASSAULT AND I'M JUST A WOMAN AND NOT A THUG AND NOT A CRIMINAL AND JUST A BIG FAN AND WHAT THEY DON'T WANNA PROTECT ME? WHAT IS THIS SHIT? YOU KNOW i SPENT ABOUT 100,OOO DOLLARS IN THAT SHIT TOWN AND THEY DON'T WANNA PROTECT ME? WELL THEN LEGALLY I WILL SUE ALL OF THEIR ASSES OFF.

teller said:

caps lock is da debble.

Muffy said:

It's because of the stuff they put into our water supply out here.

ssshhh

SnowQueen said:

ahhh yes, the water ya'll have up here...it's so tangy.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

but dem caps lock come dressed as light

I MEAN I LOVE THE MEN,BUT DAMN THEY MAKE LIKE THEY NEVER SAW A WOMAN BEFORE. N.Y. IS MORE CIVALIZED AND THEN I HAD GIGALOS COME UP TO ME ASKING IF THEY COULD PAY MY RENT FOR THE NIGHT. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ABOUT. I HAD SOME GUY TALK ABOUT SLAPPING MY P***Y AND ALL IN PIZZA LUCE. CHECK THIS OUT. I CAME FROM A NICE CONSERVATIVE A BIT CRAZY BUT TAME AFFLENT AREA IN N.Y.WHAT WAS THIS GHETTO SHIT! YUCK!!THE ONLY MAN WHO COULD GHETTO ME IS PRINCE AND YO HE WAS ONLY GHETTOBLASTING ON MANI SO WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THE POINT TO WASTE PRECIOUS TIME. FAMILY IS IMPORTANT AND IT WASN'T LIKE PRINCE WAS MY HUSBAND. RESPONSIBILITY AND PRIORITIES SO LIKE THE PARTY IS OVER BACK TO WORK AND MOVE ON. THAT'S JUST THE WAY THE COOKIE CRUMBLES AND YA GOTTA JUST SUCK IT UP AND SMILE! BOY mUFFY'S SUCH A PROFESSIONAL YET THEY CALL HER HOOKER AND C'EST LA VIE THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT GOES. AS VANITY/PRINCE KNOWS ALL THAT GLITTERS AIN'T GOLD.

Muffy said:

Ok Muffy, you're kidding, right? :LOL:

teller said:

Muffy said:

Muffy said:

uhh, erm...(cough)

i...i...i just don't understand what you're saying at all.

summerdawn said:

same here. she lost me after "pizza luce".

I missed NASCAR for this?