from http://www.chthonicionic.net/bile/

"I've heard better things than 'I Feel for You' at my son's playschool end of term concert in which every small child has been given something to make a noise with regardless of talent, motivation or the ability to count to four without drooling. I had to abandon listening to track five, 'Why You Wanna Treat Me So Bad?' after my nose and ears began to bleed. The CD age is a boon to music reviewers - the skip track function was designed specifically to alleviate the sound of track 6, 'When You Were Mine.'
1999 is about as hip as my mother's attempts at the Lambada. It's a vision of hell that not many people live to see, I promise you. Just because the whole album stinks doesn't mean you can get away with offerings like track 10, 'I Could Never Take the Place of Your Man' - I'm still reeling from the onslaught of what sounds like a distressed bee Prince has shut in a small cardboard box. The 'Live' of 'Nothing Compares 2 U' [#] - Rosie Gaines went down well with my neighbour's dogs. They howled for hours, handily drowning out most of the track, and prompting me to start searching for a dog of my own.
In fact, I wish Prince had never been born."

that reviewer musta been on the rag with heavy flow that day.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

VenusAsABoy said:

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Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Yeah, she musta ran out of moltrin that day

I bet this reviewer bought all three britney spears' albums

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

the reviewer is a rag.

> In fact, I wish Prince had never been born."

Damn. All because they didn't like his music?

jtgillia said:

As much shit as we talk about P, ain't none of us said anything like that. Fuck that loser bitch in her ear.

stymie said:

sheeeit, how about in her eye?

ear, eye, it don't matter...as long as he gets skull-fucked. that site's silly, they just slam everything...the review of ONA Live seems like the guy may not have even listened to it - all of the criticisms are generic, and not even accurate...check it out:

"Why I bothered with the rest of Muse 2 The Pharaoh after listening to the first thirteen seconds of my four year old's aborted attempts at sex with a daschund I don't know. 1+1+1 is 3 is simply terrible. That's it, no further explanation needed. Luckily my PC at work has no sound card. I've been happily playing track 7, The Other Side of The Pillow all afternoon with no ill effects to myself."

Let's skullfuck the sumbitch.

theblueangel said:

right on! btw...that site's sorta weird, it's like one of those mad libs-sorta things...it just spouts out random songs with random insults. they even give a crap review to a ramones cd, man...the fuckin ramones, hotdammit!!!

ingenious, i tell ya.

I say we simply just light the bitch on fire