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Thread started 07/02/03 1:32pm

Harlepolis

Whats Yo Funniest Prince Interludes

Vibrator's interlude is wild. As 4 this one, it maybe doesn't count but to my understanding, Prince is in it:

Say, hey baby, where U goin'?

I'm going home
I can't dance like that

Well baby, that's because U got those jeans on 2 tight
Now let's just take'em off

What do U mean "Let's just take'em off"?

Come on, take'em off
I got something 4 U 2 wear
Here, put this on

Uh, U always keep lingerie in your glove department?

None of my women wear gloves
Now put this on

But..
But my ass, hey, a play on words
But all the girls will stare at me

All the girls in this neighborhood already wear camisoles

I know, but..

But, but that's because it's cool
Now let's get them jeans off

Ok, but I'm warning U

Warning me about what?
Mm, God, this zipper's tight
Here, why don't U lay down?

Um, that's what I'm tryin' 2 tell U

Stop tryin' 2 tell me things and pull!

But..
Come on, pull!

I'm warning U

MARY SWEET MOTHER JESUS!

I told U

Damn baby, how'd U get all that in them jeans?

It wasn't easy

I know that's right, mmm!
Well, I think U'd be more comfortable in this

I'm sure I would, uh, I don't know

Hurry up Grace, song's almost over

My name's not Grace

I know that, but hurry up ... Grace

Man, these are weird
I guess the tag goes in the back, huh?

Hurry up

OK, OK, how do I look?

Almost as good as me, now let's go!

-(Who's the lovely lady, introduce us)-

I'll introduce U 2 a headache if U don't get out of my face!

OK baby, now check this out
We gonna walk ‘til the song's over
In other words, meet me at the bar in 32 measures, cool?

Cool

And if U're good, I'LL LET U WORK THE STICK IN MY RIDE, WAA HA HA HA HA!


Ring da bell? lol
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Reply #1 posted 07/02/03 1:38pm

loveroflife71

"Oh,great!
Now U think u're my soulmate.
U know even know what kind of cereal I like...WRONG...
Captain Crunch, with soy milk,
Cuz cows r 4 calves,
U'll probably take me 4 half.
U don't love me,
U're a faker...
U just want me 4 my acres!!!"

Everytime, I hear this from "Joint to Joint," I crack up!!!
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Reply #2 posted 07/02/03 1:38pm

Cloudbuster

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Wedding Feast.
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Reply #3 posted 07/02/03 1:42pm

Harlepolis

loveroflife71 said:

"Oh,great!
Now U think u're my soulmate.
U know even know what kind of cereal I like...WRONG...
Captain Crunch, with soy milk,
Cuz cows r 4 calves,
U'll probably take me 4 half.
U don't love me,
U're a faker...
U just want me 4 my acres!!!"

Everytime, I hear this from "Joint to Joint," I crack up!!!


Thats one of the COOLEST interludes I eva heard from him, good call nod
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Reply #4 posted 07/02/03 2:22pm

savoirfaire

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"all he talks about is sex sex sex", "Well I'm into my fifth soul now so that makes me about 300", "No no, you'll like them, they're musicians", "Hey slow it down, let's do something I can play", "My hat my coat my balls are round and round(?)", and also the Exodus skits.
"Knowledge is preferable to ignorance. Better by far to embrace the hard truth than a reassuring faith. If we crave some cosmic purpose, then let us find ourselves a worthy goal" - Carl Sagan
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Reply #5 posted 07/02/03 6:19pm

Sweeny79

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End of moviestar begining of a place in heaven
In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.
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Reply #6 posted 07/02/03 6:41pm

Joshy

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Harlepolis said:

loveroflife71 said:

"Oh,great!
Now U think u're my soulmate.
U know even know what kind of cereal I like...WRONG...
Captain Crunch, with soy milk,
Cuz cows r 4 calves,
U'll probably take me 4 half.
U don't love me,
U're a faker...
U just want me 4 my acres!!!"

Everytime, I hear this from "Joint to Joint," I crack up!!!


Thats one of the COOLEST interludes I eva heard from him, good call nod

yeah Joint2Joint is just mad allround... BUT:

U like broads?

theyre alright.

boy have i got a broad story 4 U!


this broad ordered the whole left side of teh menu.
sed she just wanted 2 nibble!
NIBBLE MY ASS!


lol

aint nuthin funnier than MashedPotatoGirl

&:

U OLD!...thats all it is u jus old... & U FAT!
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Reply #7 posted 07/03/03 6:51am

Harlepolis

Joshy said:

Harlepolis said:

loveroflife71 said:

"Oh,great!
Now U think u're my soulmate.
U know even know what kind of cereal I like...WRONG...
Captain Crunch, with soy milk,
Cuz cows r 4 calves,
U'll probably take me 4 half.
U don't love me,
U're a faker...
U just want me 4 my acres!!!"

Everytime, I hear this from "Joint to Joint," I crack up!!!


Thats one of the COOLEST interludes I eva heard from him, good call nod

yeah Joint2Joint is just mad allround... BUT:

U like broads?

theyre alright.

boy have i got a broad story 4 U!


this broad ordered the whole left side of teh menu.
sed she just wanted 2 nibble!
NIBBLE MY ASS!


lol

aint nuthin funnier than MashedPotatoGirl

&:

U OLD!...thats all it is u jus old... & U FAT!



HMmmm,,,I remember this skit but I can't remember the song!
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Reply #8 posted 07/03/03 6:48pm

Joshy

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Harlepolis said:

Joshy said:



U OLD!...thats all it is u jus old... & U FAT!



HMmmm,,,I remember this skit but I can't remember the song!

im pretty sure it is Cloreen Bacon Skin.
i mainly hear it when i listen 2 the Brotha Jules Remix Xperience.
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Reply #9 posted 07/03/03 10:18pm

degirl

123 Nah little cutie I aint drinking
scope this I was just thinking U + Me
what a ride if you was thinking the same
we could continue outside lean your pretty
body against the parking meter strip your
dress sown like I was stripping a Peter Paul
almond joy let me show you baby I'm a talented
boy
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Reply #10 posted 07/04/03 1:44am

Savannah

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good ole Jamie Starr
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Reply #11 posted 07/04/03 3:01am

Finess

Joshy said:

Harlepolis said:

Joshy said:



U OLD!...thats all it is u jus old... & U FAT!



HMmmm,,,I remember this skit but I can't remember the song!

im pretty sure it is Cloreen Bacon Skin.
i mainly hear it when i listen 2 the Brotha Jules Remix Xperience.



thats from "Tricky"
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Reply #12 posted 07/04/03 7:19am

Vashti

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Harlepolis said:

Vibrator's interlude is wild. As 4 this one, it maybe doesn't count but to my understanding, Prince is in it:

Say, hey baby, where U goin'?

I'm going home
I can't dance like that

Well baby, that's because U got those jeans on 2 tight
Now let's just take'em off

What do U mean "Let's just take'em off"?

Come on, take'em off
I got something 4 U 2 wear
Here, put this on

Uh, U always keep lingerie in your glove department?

None of my women wear gloves
Now put this on

But..
But my ass, hey, a play on words
But all the girls will stare at me

All the girls in this neighborhood already wear camisoles

I know, but..

But, but that's because it's cool
Now let's get them jeans off

Ok, but I'm warning U

Warning me about what?
Mm, God, this zipper's tight
Here, why don't U lay down?

Um, that's what I'm tryin' 2 tell U

Stop tryin' 2 tell me things and pull!

But..
Come on, pull!

I'm warning U

MARY SWEET MOTHER JESUS!

I told U

Damn baby, how'd U get all that in them jeans?

It wasn't easy

I know that's right, mmm!
Well, I think U'd be more comfortable in this

I'm sure I would, uh, I don't know

Hurry up Grace, song's almost over

My name's not Grace

I know that, but hurry up ... Grace

Man, these are weird
I guess the tag goes in the back, huh?

Hurry up

OK, OK, how do I look?

Almost as good as me, now let's go!

-(Who's the lovely lady, introduce us)-

I'll introduce U 2 a headache if U don't get out of my face!

OK baby, now check this out
We gonna walk ‘til the song's over
In other words, meet me at the bar in 32 measures, cool?

Cool

And if U're good, I'LL LET U WORK THE STICK IN MY RIDE, WAA HA HA HA HA!


Ring da bell? lol




Hey Harley darling..that is from "THE WALK" by the Time...only Morris, Vanity and Terry are in that one!! :LOL:
But, it's still great!! smile
Sammy the sock puppet wants to be your daddy!!

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Reply #13 posted 07/04/03 8:20am

Harlepolis

Vashti said:

Harlepolis said:

Vibrator's interlude is wild. As 4 this one, it maybe doesn't count but to my understanding, Prince is in it:

Say, hey baby, where U goin'?

I'm going home
I can't dance like that

Well baby, that's because U got those jeans on 2 tight
Now let's just take'em off

What do U mean "Let's just take'em off"?

Come on, take'em off
I got something 4 U 2 wear
Here, put this on

Uh, U always keep lingerie in your glove department?

None of my women wear gloves
Now put this on

But..
But my ass, hey, a play on words
But all the girls will stare at me

All the girls in this neighborhood already wear camisoles

I know, but..

But, but that's because it's cool
Now let's get them jeans off

Ok, but I'm warning U

Warning me about what?
Mm, God, this zipper's tight
Here, why don't U lay down?

Um, that's what I'm tryin' 2 tell U

Stop tryin' 2 tell me things and pull!

But..
Come on, pull!

I'm warning U

MARY SWEET MOTHER JESUS!

I told U

Damn baby, how'd U get all that in them jeans?

It wasn't easy

I know that's right, mmm!
Well, I think U'd be more comfortable in this

I'm sure I would, uh, I don't know

Hurry up Grace, song's almost over

My name's not Grace

I know that, but hurry up ... Grace

Man, these are weird
I guess the tag goes in the back, huh?

Hurry up

OK, OK, how do I look?

Almost as good as me, now let's go!

-(Who's the lovely lady, introduce us)-

I'll introduce U 2 a headache if U don't get out of my face!

OK baby, now check this out
We gonna walk ‘til the song's over
In other words, meet me at the bar in 32 measures, cool?

Cool

And if U're good, I'LL LET U WORK THE STICK IN MY RIDE, WAA HA HA HA HA!


Ring da bell? lol




Hey Harley darling..that is from "THE WALK" by the Time...only Morris, Vanity and Terry are in that one!! :LOL:
But, it's still great!! smile


Yeah I know its the walk but many said Prince appeared in it!
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Reply #14 posted 07/04/03 9:06pm

Cookie

Mashed potato girl from Exodus is my fav:)
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Reply #15 posted 07/05/03 10:02pm

DigitalLisa

I don't know if this counts, it's really morris day and Jerome but I remember loving this interlude when I first heard it smile

Shall we say we're in Paris? (I don't know)
Shall we say we're in Rome? (We could)
Shall we imagine a menage-a-trois? (I'm 2 young)
Shall we imagine we're alone? (What can I say 2 that?)
Shall we dream of each other naked? (Shit!)
Shall we get undressed right here? (I dunno) (Love Machine)
Shall we do this thing by the books? (What are U doing 2 me?)
Shall we give in 2 our biggest fears? (The Love Machine) (Are U afraid?)

Are U gonna dance with me? (Higher) (Yes) (Love Machine)
Are U gonna let me spin U around? (I might)
Are U gonna kiss me quiet? (Can't U hear me?)
Are U gonna make love with sound? (Isn't that the way it's done?) (The Love Machine)
Are U playin' the part of a shy one? (I am not) (Aw yeah, the Love Machine)
Or are your inhibitions gone? (They are)
Are U afraid of the Love Machine? (Hell no) (The Love Machine)
Or will U let it drink U 'til dawn, drink U 'til dawn?
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