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Thread started 07/02/03 8:58pm

EvilWhiteMale

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If Prince recorded an album of him farting into a microphone...

...would you buy it and call it a masterpiece?


It seems like no matter how bad Prince's new music is, some hard-core fans (fams) will praise the shit out of it. For those of you who love his last 3 travesties, is there any way Prince could make something you wouldn't like?
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Reply #1 posted 07/02/03 9:35pm

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EvilWhiteMale said:

...would you buy it and call it a masterpiece?


It seems like no matter how bad Prince's new music is, some hard-core fans (fams) will praise the shit out of it. For those of you who love his last 3 travesties, is there any way Prince could make something you wouldn't like?


I'm hardcore, but there are still works that he has put out that I have trouble digesting... I'm thinking "Graffiti Bridge" as I type this response.
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Reply #2 posted 07/02/03 11:06pm

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That thing you did, the way you associated subjective musical tastes with farting to reduce the value of those who like his recent releases... brilliant.

Keep it up.
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Reply #3 posted 07/02/03 11:14pm

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It's a legitimate question.
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Reply #4 posted 07/02/03 11:27pm

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i guess it would depend on whether he followed through or not, plus while i like instrumentals it would be good to have some vocal overdubs, like oh there u go...damn...dats da bomb...can u smell it...its dripping all over the floor, all over the floor.if i come back as a woman i want a body like yours...so i can add some pussy fart overdubs.
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Reply #5 posted 07/02/03 11:59pm

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savoirfaire said:

That thing you did, the way you associated subjective musical tastes with farting to reduce the value of those who like his recent releases... brilliant.

Keep it up.

lol

well TRC & Xpectation i adore because they R masterpieces.
ONA is pretty damn good,& ONAlive! has its moments.

oh btw,he did fart on a wrekka...
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Reply #6 posted 07/03/03 1:12am

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There are a lot of fans that purchase all of Prince's material rather they like it or not, but really this isn't good because if something is crap and everybody buys it than maybe he would continue to put out more crap.
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Reply #7 posted 07/03/03 1:41am

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EvilWhiteMale said:

...would you buy it and call it a masterpiece?


It seems like no matter how bad Prince's new music is, some hard-core fans (fams) will praise the shit out of it. For those of you who love his last 3 travesties, is there any way Prince could make something you wouldn't like?


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Reply #8 posted 07/03/03 1:45am

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We all have different tastes. To me, Prince has released some wonderful music in the last two years... miscellaneous NPGMC year 1 jams, High (you can put this one together yourself), The Rainbow Children, ONA, ONA Live + It Ain't Over, Xpectation, and now N.E.W.S. A lot of this stuff is top shit, and if you don't appreciate it then that's your tough luck. I don't worship everything he's done, for example I think that some of Prince's output in the nineties was crap, but this stuff is great. Comparing it to farts, now come on, get a life, pick up a new hobby or something.
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Reply #9 posted 07/03/03 3:22am

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EvilWhiteMale said:

...would you buy it and call it a masterpiece?


Oh yes, Prince is the best, I love him and all his output!!! I bet his farts are far more musical than yours. I would definately buy them!


Oh wait, now I realise I already have a lot of Prince farts: Emancipation was the biggest collection of farts I've ever purchased. The point is that I don't really see them as masterpieces... sad

I kinda like NEWS though, it's much better than Xpectation!
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Reply #10 posted 07/03/03 3:37am

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EvilWhiteMale said:

If Prince recorded an album of him farting into a microphone...would you buy it and call it a masterpiece?




Just to pose a relevant analogy to your question:

Substitute the word "Prince" for "Lou Reed" and I would say that yes, I bought it, listened to it and definitely did not think it was a masterpiece.

It's called 'Metal Machine Music'.

Said album is still regarded as a classic amongst the "cognoscenti", by the way...

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Reply #11 posted 07/03/03 4:16am

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EvilWhiteMale said:

...Emancipation was the biggest collection of farts I've ever purchased


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Reply #12 posted 07/03/03 4:36am

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you mean something like Fartyman?? fart
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Reply #13 posted 07/03/03 4:49am

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EvilWhiteMale said:

...would you buy it and call it a masterpiece?


Of course!!!


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Reply #14 posted 07/03/03 5:15am

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Sounds like a hit to me.

Oh, the critics think they're sooo hot, but wait til they here the Fart Album - 12 instrumental masterpieces of Prince passing wind.

Marvel at the sound of Prince's hairy arse cheeks vibrating as the air quickly shoots out of his crack.

#1 at the bank!


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Reply #15 posted 07/03/03 5:23am

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Sounds like a hit to me.

Oh, the critics think they're sooo hot, but wait til they here the Fart Album - 12 instrumental masterpieces of Prince passing wind.

Marvel at the sound of Prince's hairy arse cheeks vibrating as the air quickly shoots out of his crack.

#1 at the bank!

...and with a (gassy) bullet! falloff

but yeah, ewm, i think there's folks out there who'd buy sumfin like this and swear up n'down that it's great. if p put out a box set of his greatest bodily functions some people would be trippin, i suppose...it'd get big buzz over at the ol' npgmc asylum--i mean, homestead.

on the four...fart
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Reply #16 posted 07/03/03 6:51am

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savoirfaire said:

That thing you did, the way you associated subjective musical tastes with farting to reduce the value of those who like his recent releases... brilliant.

Keep it up.


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Reply #17 posted 07/03/03 7:01am

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kmc said:

EvilWhiteMale said:

...would you buy it and call it a masterpiece?


It seems like no matter how bad Prince's new music is, some hard-core fans (fams) will praise the shit out of it. For those of you who love his last 3 travesties, is there any way Prince could make something you wouldn't like?


I'm hardcore, but there are still works that he has put out that I have trouble digesting... I'm thinking "Graffiti Bridge" as I type this response.



I'm with kmc on that one nod I don't think he would ever do that and if he did, despite my hardcore status, I would not want to own that fart
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Reply #18 posted 07/03/03 7:05am

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kmc said:

EvilWhiteMale said:

...would you buy it and call it a masterpiece?


It seems like no matter how bad Prince's new music is, some hard-core fans (fams) will praise the shit out of it. For those of you who love his last 3 travesties, is there any way Prince could make something you wouldn't like?


I'm hardcore, but there are still works that he has put out that I have trouble digesting... I'm thinking "Graffiti Bridge" as I type this response.



I'm with kmc on that one nod I don't think he would ever do that and if he did, despite my hardcore status, I would not want to own that fart
Ah, come on Miss Nettie! Joy In Repetition and The Question of U are on that album. It's worth owning for Joy alone.
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Reply #19 posted 07/03/03 7:06am

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Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Romance1600 said:

Sounds like a hit to me.

Oh, the critics think they're sooo hot, but wait til they here the Fart Album - 12 instrumental masterpieces of Prince passing wind.

Marvel at the sound of Prince's hairy arse cheeks vibrating as the air quickly shoots out of his crack.

#1 at the bank!

...and with a (gassy) bullet! falloff

but yeah, ewm, i think there's folks out there who'd buy sumfin like this and swear up n'down that it's great. if p put out a box set of his greatest bodily functions some people would be trippin, i suppose...it'd get big buzz over at the ol' npgmc asylum--i mean, homestead.

on the four...fart



hehehehe... worship
I've asked myself that question lots of times...Anyone that says "TRC is more of a masterpiece than say...LoveSexy...needs to be slapped... HARD
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Reply #20 posted 07/03/03 7:08am

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EvilWhiteMale said:

...would you buy it and call it a masterpiece?


It seems like no matter how bad Prince's new music is, some hard-core fans (fams) will praise the shit out of it. For those of you who love his last 3 travesties, is there any way Prince could make something you wouldn't like?



AMEN!! worship

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Reply #21 posted 07/03/03 7:20am

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lust wrote:

i guess it would depend on whether he followed through or not, plus while i like instrumentals it would be good to have some vocal overdubs, like oh there u go...damn...dats da bomb...can u smell it...its dripping all over the floor, all over the floor.if i come back as a woman i want a body like yours...so i can add some pussy fart overdubs.


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Reply #22 posted 07/03/03 7:22am

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Joshy wrote:

well TRC & Xpectation i adore because they R masterpieces.
ONA is pretty damn good,& ONAlive! has its moments.


See, that's what I'm talking about. rolleyes
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Reply #23 posted 07/03/03 7:27am

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lovebird wrote:

There are a lot of fans that purchase all of Prince's material rather they like it or not, but really this isn't good because if something is crap and everybody buys it than maybe he would continue to put out more crap.


Excellent point. I mean if people genuinely likes what he's recording, then I don't blame them for buying it. But if his fans stoped buying his shit just cuz they want it for their collection, then maybe he'd get the hint and reconsider what he's doing. If you want artists to change direction, you have to let them know.
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Reply #24 posted 07/03/03 7:29am

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He farted in Letitgo and people loved that shit,,so 2 answer yo question,,yeah!
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Reply #25 posted 07/03/03 7:30am

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ConsciousContact wrote:

Don't worry, we're all praying for you.


No need, I got the big guy on my side.
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Reply #26 posted 07/03/03 7:32am

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sabaisabai wrote:

Comparing it to farts, now come on, get a life, pick up a new hobby or something.


Gee, sorry to insult your purple lover, I hope you don't need therapy to deal with this now.
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Reply #27 posted 07/03/03 7:35am

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Handclapsfingasnapz wrote:

but yeah, ewm, i think there's folks out there who'd buy sumfin like this and swear up n'down that it's great. if p put out a box set of his greatest bodily functions some people would be trippin, i suppose...it'd get big buzz over at the ol' npgmc asylum--i mean, homestead.


As long as Prince's name is on the cover, people will rush out and get it, no matter how horrible it is.
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Reply #28 posted 07/03/03 7:38am

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Vashti wrote:

hehehehe...
I've asked myself that question lots of times...Anyone that says "TRC is more of a masterpiece than say...LoveSexy...needs to be slapped... HARD


It's sad, but true. In my opinion, TRC can't come close to anything he did in the 80's, or even the 90's for that matter. I can't understand people's musical tastes.
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Reply #29 posted 07/03/03 7:41am

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EvilWhiteMale said:

Vashti wrote:

hehehehe...
I've asked myself that question lots of times...Anyone that says "TRC is more of a masterpiece than say...LoveSexy...needs to be slapped... HARD


It's sad, but true. In my opinion, TRC can't come close to anything he did in the 80's, or even the 90's for that matter. I can't understand people's musical tastes.


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