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Reply #30 posted 07/03/03 7:49am

Romance1600

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I regard TRC as his best CD since the Gold Experience - I didn't get into it at first took a while, in fact it wasn't until I saw the ONA tour that I really started to like it.

Can't say I listen to it much now, but then I don't listen to much Prince period at the mo'.
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Reply #31 posted 07/03/03 7:53am

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EvilWhiteMale said:

sabaisabai wrote:

Comparing it to farts, now come on, get a life, pick up a new hobby or something.


Gee, sorry to insult your purple lover, I hope you don't need therapy to deal with this now.

As I said, get a life. You are such a miserable fuck!
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Reply #32 posted 07/03/03 8:07am

RhythmMan

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EvilWhiteMale said:

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As long as Prince's name is on the cover, people will rush out and get it, no matter how horrible it is.



the question is why do you care?If you don't like it don't buy it,end of story.The fact that you would create a thread devoted to why someone would buy music that you don't like shows you have way too much time on your hands.As someone else said -get a life/hobby/blow up doll.
&amp;quot;a man without enemies is a man without movement.&amp;quot;
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Reply #33 posted 07/03/03 8:08am

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sabaisabai said:

EvilWhiteMale said:

sabaisabai wrote:

Comparing it to farts, now come on, get a life, pick up a new hobby or something.


Gee, sorry to insult your purple lover, I hope you don't need therapy to deal with this now.

As I said, get a life. You are such a miserable fuck!


lol
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Reply #34 posted 07/03/03 8:09am

UptownDeb

Back in the day, if he sang the yellow pages, I would've bought it! smile
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Reply #35 posted 07/03/03 9:19am

LaMont

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You damn right I would buy it! I would buy 2 and keep one sealed because it would be a colectible and go up in value. People would be paying $100 for it on eBay like it was the Apollonia 6 CD.
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Reply #36 posted 07/03/03 9:42am

Marrk

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The irony is if he did release a fart album it'd get talked about and likely chart, probably selling better than most of his 90's and onwards output.
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Reply #37 posted 07/03/03 4:06pm

EvilWhiteMale

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Sabaisabai wrote:

As I said, get a life. You are such a miserable fuck!


Big words...big words.
"You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." "

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Reply #38 posted 07/03/03 5:14pm

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savoirfaire said:

That thing you did, the way you associated subjective musical tastes with farting to reduce the value of those who like his recent releases... brilliant.

Keep it up.




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Reply #39 posted 07/03/03 5:16pm

pejman

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noepie said:

you mean something like Fartyman?? fart
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Reply #40 posted 07/03/03 5:19pm

pejman

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LaMont said:

You damn right I would buy it! I would buy 2 and keep one sealed because it would be a colectible and go up in value. People would be paying $100 for it on eBay like it was the Apollonia 6 CD.




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Reply #41 posted 07/03/03 5:19pm

JC

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u
can
bet
Prince
would
have
the
last
laugh
eek
as
usual
at
our
expense
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Reply #42 posted 07/03/03 6:22pm

Tom

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He did fart on a record, or at least its been speculated he has. I think the track was Tick Tick Bang.

As far as I know, Prince doesn't play any wind intruments, so this would definitely be a new direction for him.
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Reply #43 posted 07/03/03 6:39pm

Chico319

Tom said:

He did fart on a record, or at least its been speculated he has. I think the track was Tick Tick Bang.

As far as I know, Prince doesn't play any wind intruments, so this would definitely be a new direction for him.



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Reply #44 posted 07/03/03 6:52pm

pejman

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Chico319 said:[quote]

Tom said:

He did fart on a record, or at least its been speculated he has. I think the track was Tick Tick Bang.

As far as I know, Prince doesn't play any wind intruments, so this would definitely be a new direction for him.



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Reply #45 posted 07/03/03 9:34pm

EvilWhiteMale

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JC wrote:

u
can
bet
Prince
would
have
the
last
laugh
eek
as
usual
at
our
expense

Well, as long as he's getting income, he couldn't care less what he releases.


P.S. can I have a large version of your avatar?
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Reply #46 posted 07/03/03 10:44pm

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EvilWhiteMale said:

I can't understand people's musical tastes


That's as close to the truth as your going to get. It's not so much the music, it how people respond to it.

I can't understand for the life of me how anyone could listen to, much less purchase, country music. But I don't go around slamming people's opinion of it, I just don't listen to it.

Learn to treat Prince the same way, and that bitter feeling in the pit of your stomach will (eventually) go away.
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Reply #47 posted 07/04/03 12:43am

garganta

Vashti said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Romance1600 said:

Sounds like a hit to me.

Oh, the critics think they're sooo hot, but wait til they here the Fart Album - 12 instrumental masterpieces of Prince passing wind.

Marvel at the sound of Prince's hairy arse cheeks vibrating as the air quickly shoots out of his crack.

#1 at the bank!

...and with a (gassy) bullet! falloff

but yeah, ewm, i think there's folks out there who'd buy sumfin like this and swear up n'down that it's great. if p put out a box set of his greatest bodily functions some people would be trippin, i suppose...it'd get big buzz over at the ol' npgmc asylum--i mean, homestead.

on the four...fart



hehehehe... worship
I've asked myself that question lots of times...Anyone that says "TRC is more of a masterpiece than say...LoveSexy...needs to be slapped... HARD



TRC is way better than Lovesexy...now come over and slap me... evillol
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Reply #48 posted 07/04/03 12:49am

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garganta said:

TRC is way better than Lovesexy...now come over and slap me... evillol

as requested...
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Reply #49 posted 07/04/03 1:03am

garganta

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

garganta said:

TRC is way better than Lovesexy...now come over and slap me... evillol

as requested...


ouch...cry

but TRC is still the better record boxed
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Reply #50 posted 07/04/03 7:21am

Vashti

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garganta said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

garganta said:

TRC is way better than Lovesexy...now come over and slap me... evillol

as requested...


ouch...cry

but TRC is still the better record boxed


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Reply #51 posted 07/04/03 8:23am

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MKevon wrote:

That's as close to the truth as your going to get. It's not so much the music, it how people respond to it.

I can't understand for the life of me how anyone could listen to, much less purchase, country music. But I don't go around slamming people's opinion of it, I just don't listen to it.

Learn to treat Prince the same way, and that bitter feeling in the pit of your stomach will (eventually) go away.


You know what my issue really is? It's not so much that some people genuinely like the new music, I just believe a lot of them are under some sort of delusion that no matter what Prince puts out, it's a masterpiece. The same people who defend every dumb thing that Prince does, whether it be music, business, or otherwise. The same kind of people who would get angry if you called Prince "Prince" during the whole name change bullshit. And it's the same people who manage to convince themselves that his music just gets better and better after every album.

I've encountered a lot of people who will literally defend every damn thing Prince does, no matter how ridiculous it is. Anyone who would make personal attacks against someone for writing or saying something about Prince, has serious issues, and they are the true fanatics who's musical tastes are severly warped to to their obsession.
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Reply #52 posted 07/04/03 8:25pm

origmnd

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lust wrote:

i guess it would depend on whether he followed through or not, plus while i like instrumentals it would be good to have some vocal overdubs, like oh there u go...damn...dats da bomb...can u smell it...its dripping all over the floor, all over the floor.if i come back as a woman i want a body like yours...so i can add some pussy fart overdubs.


evillol



pussy fart = VART
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Reply #53 posted 07/04/03 8:27pm

origmnd

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...would you buy it and call it a masterpiece?


It seems like no matter how bad Prince's new music is, some hard-core fans (fams) will praise the shit out of it. For those of you who love his last 3 travesties, is there any way Prince could make something you wouldn't like?




Even if he has..it's locked up tight ..in the vault..never to be heard, or smelt.
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Reply #54 posted 07/04/03 8:33pm

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As a person who has actually hear a track that was created by sampling farts, I think it would be a great record and I would totally buy it! That would be commercial gold! It's too bad no one has the BALLS to pull it off.
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Reply #55 posted 07/04/03 9:30pm

EvilWhiteMale

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Actually a few guests on the Howard Stern show have appeared on there farting actual songs.
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Reply #56 posted 07/04/03 10:45pm

Chico319

I wonder if there actually is a bootleg of this out there? hmmm

Hey Evil, what would the title be? whofarted
Would "poom poom poom" be turned into "poot poot poot"? "P control" If it was pee it could be "B control" (bladder)
Maybe "the Gas Experience" and "Emancipation" would take on a whole new meaning as well. smile Sorry couldn't resist. boxed




hammer fart edit!
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Reply #57 posted 07/04/03 10:57pm

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I'd call it TRC 2, Montezumas Revenge.
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Reply #58 posted 07/05/03 1:22am

andyf

Thanks for the thread! biggrin biggrin Our lips are sealed--know there's a line that can be phonetically misinterpreted biggrin
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Reply #59 posted 07/05/03 3:28am

Lilith

If it doesnt stink, yes...but i doubt that i would consider it a masterpieace evillol
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