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Thread started 06/09/03 6:01am

TheP

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Prince.orgers are HAPPY people: PRINCE BLOCKBUSTER #2!

"Let's have some fun"!"Let's go nuts"!
Prince has got imagination and fantasy. If he'd visit that discussion forum, he certainly would enjoy his fams using their brain to create fantasy and enjoy stupid stoies… So get a life with the Prince comics #2!

Before the #2, remember the first 45 million $ blockbuster (remastered!):
Prince the Purple Power (movie #1)
A big smoggy city, New Yorkeapolis…
Prince is a very shy little boy working partime for Mister Mc Gee, but when the leasurely Prince has got the PURPLE POWER, he then becomes a sleazy Prince, a real freaky cosmic bitchy slut! Yeah, when this little prayer boy's got the PURPLE POWER on, he becomes JESSE NELSON the Alter Ego: an insassiable international lover, very rude and horny: there is no irrisistible bitch in da house when JESSE NELSON the Alter Ego has his thing hot!! No one can resist his laser guitar!
[…]
Jesse Nelson had almost fucked with every little rich girls in town when the terror came up with a terrific face: a gigantic monster, the horrible MONKEY JACKSON!!! The monster hit the Paisley State Building, holding a poor 16 year old virgin called Mayte Malibu in its hands!
Gosh: the fifght was extraordinary: Boom! Waou! Push! Glam! Slam! Bang! Bang!…
JESSE NELSON the Alter Ego finaly puts his big CRYSTAL VIBRATOR into MJ's fat ass! The monster stupidly dies with his purplelized ass right open! But when the Alter Ego tries to put his tongue in2 Mayte Malibu's mouth, the girl screams:
"I hate U!"
– Why?
- 'cause u R rude and nasty and freaky! I am a christian virgin. I need a charming Prince, not a horny toad!
- Yeah, I can sleep with every girl I see, I can put my arms around every girl I see, BUT I cant have U? My doctor injected me the x-Purple liquid: he must be a fool!
– 'cause notin' compare 2 me, I know!" strangely moaned Mayte Malibu…

Yeah, at the end of the movie Mayte got her real Prince, but… The wedding night, in a pink crib… Prince suddenly feel like on an electric chair: : the girl's got the G-Spot Power! …

Questions?
* Is Monkey Jackson really dead?
What are the G-Spot Power effects (oh yeah…)
* will Prince never become The Alter Ego anymore?
Writes your own end of the story…


Save the Vault!(movie #2)
Jesse Nelson the alter Ego is in bed with Madona Vagina, a mutant bitch with electric tits… There's a big explosion: the secret Purple Vault packed with hypnotizing records has been attacked!!
[…]
If any devil power takes this powerfull material, the planet is in danger…
Venusia Kotero send this message to the White House: this sexy girl is the slave of the nasty mutant Multinationalizer. This uggly evil capitalist freak now owns the masters… The only way to get the vault back is to get a duet between The Alter Ego and Eminem!
What a fight!

Questions?
* Will The Alter Ego accept the fight?
* Can Multinationalizer resist to Madona's electric tits?
*Will the real Prince give up his Vault?

Copyright: june 2003,the Pure VioletRave!
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Reply #1 posted 06/09/03 6:05am

TheP

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http://pureviolet.free.fr..._comic.jpg

The best sequel writer will get burned! (If U know what I mean…)
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Reply #2 posted 06/09/03 6:07am

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i tried 2 find sense in all that...
its just not possible.
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Reply #3 posted 06/09/03 6:27am

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Is there a 'crack kills' forum?
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Reply #4 posted 06/09/03 6:56am

Tom

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That image looks like the head of Prince slapped on the body of a pro wrestler. Either that, or he had some MAJOR shoulder pads.
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Reply #5 posted 06/12/03 3:36pm

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langebleu said:

Is there a 'crack kills' forum?



falloff


This reads like a Mad Lib gone horribly wrong.
CHICKENS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO COCAINE, SILKY HEN.
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