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Thread started 06/08/03 7:27pm

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WARNER's new super-heroe: PRINCE RETURNS?

The X-men, Spiderman, Daredevil, Hulk…
Prince had his own blockbusters too : "Purple Rain" and "Batman", but he also had his own comics too…
SO LOOK at THAT:
http://pureviolet.free.fr..._comic.jpg


And read THIS…
A big smoggy city, New Yorkeapolis…
Prince is a very shy little boy working partime worker for Mister Mac Gee, but when the lazy Prince has got the PURPLE POWER, he becomes a sleazy Prince, a real freaky cosmic bitch! Yeah, when this little prayer has got the PURPLE POWER, he becomes JESSE NELSON the Alter Ego! An insassiable international lover, very rude and horny: there is no irrisistible bitch in da house when JESSE NELSON the Alter Ego has his thing hot!!

Jesse Nelson had almost fucked with every little rich girls in town when the terror came with a terrific face: a gigantic monster, the horrible MONKEY JACKSON!!! The monster hit the Paisley State Building holding a poor 16 year old virgin called Mayte Malibu in its hand!
Gosh: the fifght was extraordinary…
boom! waou! push! paf! pif! …
JESSE NELSON the Alter Ego finaly puts his big CRYSTAL VIBRATOR into MJ's flat ass! The monster stupidly dies with his purplelized ass open… The Alter Ego tries to put his tongue in2 Mayte Malibu's mouth, but the girl screams:
"I hate U"
– Why?
- 'cause u R rude and nasty and freaky! I am a christian virgin. I need a charming Prince, not a horny toad!"
- Yeah, I can sleep with every girl I see, I can put my arms around every girl I see, BUT I cant have U? My doctor injected me the x-Purple liquid: he must be a fool!
– 'cause notin' compare 2 me, I know!" strangely moaned Mayte Malibu…

Yeah, at the end of the movie Mayte got her real Prince, but… The wedding night… Prince suddenly felt like onan electric chair: : the girl's got the G-Spot Power!


Is Monkey Jackson really dead?
What are the G-Spot Power effects (oh yeah…)
… and will Prince never become The Alter Ego anymore?
Writes your own end of the story…

Copyright: june 2003,the Pure VioletRave!
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Reply #1 posted 06/08/03 8:35pm

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(christopher tracy voice) rumiko takahashi you ain't, baby... neutral
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Reply #2 posted 06/08/03 9:02pm

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Handclapsfingasnapz said:

(christopher tracy voice) rumiko takahashi you ain't, baby... neutral

even she's laughing at what you said hcfs... lol
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Reply #3 posted 06/08/03 9:14pm

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suomynona said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

(christopher tracy voice) rumiko takahashi you ain't, baby... neutral

even she's laughing at what you said hcfs... lol

yay, rumiko thinx i'm funny! woot! lol
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