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CalhounSq

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I am SO ready to be Prince's bitch!!!

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That's it, I've had it! I give up... I'M READY.

  • I'm ready to rape my savings account, get on a plane & breathe thick, hot Minneapolis air. Get rained on, get mud on my clothes, FUCK UP a pair of shoes, risk heat stroke AND exhaustion...

  • I'm ready to sleep all day & exist on energy drinks and greasy fast food for a week, to piss full strength Red Bull & leave the party staggering, ears ringing, yawning like I'm 95...

  • I'm ready to be SO hyped I can touch the rafters when I jump up, put a dent in the floor coming down. To pack a neckbrace for headbang ALL NIGHT LONG. Wanna jam all night & not sing? FINE. Do the entire show from behind a curtain? WHOO-HOO!! Play a 20 minute version of Jughead, I'll GLADLY suppress the urge to hurl... Oh yes, I'm READY...

  • Ready to do whatever he wants the crowd to do, say whatever he wants us to say. Cheer for the camera as if I'm at a show?? OKAY! Say "interferons" until MY blood is dead?? NO PROBLEM!! I'll crack open a bible AND pick up the trash. I can pass out napkins @ the veggie burger stand but only after I carry P's cuss jar around on a crushed velvet pillow & make sure NPG water is stocked & ready to go - WHERE'S THE STOCK ROOM???

  • I'm ready to write OTAN on my forehead and crawl across the floor. To wear good girl clothes & stop cussing the minute my plane lands - veganize me! To burn piles of bootlegs... :O okay, scratch that, but I'm EAGER to fall to my knees, beg, plead, help Prince sell copies of ONA-L! out the trunk of my car - whatever it takes! I succumb, I'm turning myself over to him. I wanna be the best fan in the crowd, sing along when he says "SING IT!", listen when it's time to shut the fuck up - I wanna be his slave, his screaming whore, his bottom bitch. Oh yes, I'm gettin' Pimps Up, Hoes Down up in here y'all - I'M READY...


Come on Prince, let's make a date for JUNE. I got my red pumps on... eek Uh, I got some sexy yet comfortable shoes on, my ass is in the air & I'm bending over... Make me forgive you for every strand of hair you've ever cut, every moon earwrap & ant-trail moustache, every time I've slept on cold concrete with no pillow, every note of Horny Pony AND Courtin' Time.

Give it to me... and give it to me good. JUNE, man, fuckin' June... pray disbelief pray




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[This message was edited Fri Feb 21 2:36:09 PST 2003 by CalhounSq]
[This message was edited Tue May 25 5:15:26 2004 by CalhounSq]
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Reply #1 posted 02/21/03 1:35am

Moonbeam
The Celebration is going to be a BLAST!
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Reply #2 posted 02/21/03 1:42am

mrdespues
OK.

Here, have a cookie

Hope it makes you feel better. shrug
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Reply #3 posted 02/21/03 1:44am

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You've succumbed to Natasha's influence. neutral


NP: "You've Got It Bad Girl"/Stevie Wonder
This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes.
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Reply #4 posted 02/21/03 1:52am

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Supernova said:

You've succumbed to Natasha's influence. neutral


NP: "You've Got It Bad Girl"/Stevie Wonder


I will not cave under ridicule. He's my Don Magic Juan & I'm wearing see-through pumps w/ a short gold dress... sigh
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Reply #5 posted 02/21/03 1:53am

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mrdespues said:

OK.

Here, have a cookie

Hope it makes you feel better. shrug


One day, you too will understand. sigh
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Reply #6 posted 02/21/03 1:54am

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Moonbeam said:

The Celebration is going to be a BLAST!


My brother... sigh
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Reply #7 posted 02/21/03 2:09am

Anji
ROTFLMFAO!! That is the funniest shit ever, Calhoun! lol
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Reply #8 posted 02/21/03 2:16am

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Anji said:

ROTFLMFAO!! That is the funniest shit ever, Calhoun! lol


Glad you understand smile I'm sure you feel the same... sigh
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Reply #9 posted 02/21/03 2:19am

SnowQueen
Patience, patience, dear lady...just take a deep breath and count to 4.

It's gonna happen.




I know how you're feeling though, I really do.


(I sure hope I get to meet you in June, btw. You're one of the reasons I love this place. hug )
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Reply #10 posted 02/21/03 2:28am

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SnowQueen said:

Patience, patience, dear lady...just take a deep breath and count to 4.
It's gonna happen.
I know how you're feeling though, I really do.


No numbers can help me, only him counting off will do... "1, 2, 3, 4!" sigh

(I sure hope I get to meet you in June, btw. You're one of the reasons I love this place. hug )


Aww! biggrin Thank you, my sister hug Same here... sigh
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Reply #11 posted 02/21/03 2:49am

rdhull

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CalhounSq said:

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That's it, I've had it! I give up... I'M READY.

  • I'm ready to rape my savings account, get on a plane & breathe thick, hot Minneapolis air. Get rained on, get mud on my clothes, FUCK UP a pair of shoes, risk heat stroke AND exhaustion...

  • I'm ready to sleep all day & exist on energy drinks and greasy fast food for a week, to piss full strength Red Bull & leave the party staggering, ears ringing, yawning like I'm 95...

  • I'm ready to be SO hyped I can touch the rafters when I jump up, put a dent in the floor coming down. To pack a neckbrace for headbang ALL NIGHT LONG. Wanna jam all night & not sing? FINE. Do the entire show from behind a curtain? WHOO-HOO!! Play a 20 minute version of Jughead, I'll GLADLY suppress the urge to hurl... Oh yes, I'm READY...

  • Ready to do whatever he wants the crowd to do, say whatever he wants us to say. Cheer for the camera as if I'm at a show?? OKAY! Say "interferons" until MY blood is dead?? NO PROBLEM!! I'll crack open a bible AND pick up the trash. I can pass out napkins @ the veggie burger stand but only after I carry P's cuss jar around on a crushed velvet pillow & make sure NPG water is stocked & ready to go - WHERE'S THE STOCK ROOM???

  • I'm ready to write OTAN on my forehead and crawl across the floor. To wear good girl clothes & stop cussing the minute my plane lands - veganize me! To burn piles of bootlegs... :O okay, scratch that, but I'm EAGER to fall to my knees, beg, plead, help Prince sell copies of ONA-L! out the trunk of my car - whatever it takes! I succumb, I'm turning myself over to him. I wanna be the best fan in the crowd, sing along when he says "SING IT!", listen when it's time to shut the fuck up - I wanna be his slave, his screaming whore, his bottom bitch. Oh yes, I'm gettin' Pimps Up, Hoes Down up in here y'all - I'M READY...


Come on Prince, let's make a date for JUNE. I got my red pumps on... :O Uh, I got some sexy yet comfortable shoes on, my ass is in the air & I'm bending over... Make me forgive you for every strand of hair you've ever cut, every moon earwrap & ant-trail moustache, every time I've slept on cold concrete with no pillow, every note of Horny Pony AND Courtin' Time.

Give it to me... and give it to me good. JUNE, man, fuckin' June... pray disbelief pray




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lol
"Climb in my fur."
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Reply #12 posted 02/21/03 3:13am

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rdhull said:

lol


I know you feel me, RD... sigh
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Reply #13 posted 02/21/03 3:19am

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CalhounSq said:

rdhull said:

lol


I know you feel me, RD... sigh


Oh hell yeah..I just think your enthusiasm is cute smile
"Climb in my fur."
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Reply #14 posted 02/21/03 3:22am

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rdhull said:

CalhounSq said:

rdhull said:

lol


I know you feel me, RD... sigh


Oh hell yeah..I just think your enthusiasm is cute smile


My brother, my brother... sigh
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Reply #15 posted 02/21/03 3:25am

rdhull

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CalhounSq said:

rdhull said:

CalhounSq said:

rdhull said:

lol


I know you feel me, RD... sigh


Oh hell yeah..I just think your enthusiasm is cute smile


My brother, my brother... sigh


I came as quickly as I could..the digital haze has broken and the banished ones are gone for gggoood
"Climb in my fur."
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Reply #16 posted 02/21/03 3:28am

CalhounSq

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rdhull said:

CalhounSq said:

rdhull said:

CalhounSq said:

rdhull said:

lol


I know you feel me, RD... sigh


Oh hell yeah..I just think your enthusiasm is cute smile


My brother, my brother... sigh


I came as quickly as I could..the digital haze has broken and the banished ones are gone for gggoood


Praise the Lord & pass Habibi... sigh
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Reply #17 posted 02/21/03 3:34am

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CalhounSq said:

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That's it, I've had it! I give up... I'M READY.

  • I'm ready to rape my savings account, get on a plane & breathe thick, hot Minneapolis air. Get rained on, get mud on my clothes, FUCK UP a pair of shoes, risk heat stroke AND exhaustion...

  • I'm ready to sleep all day & exist on energy drinks and greasy fast food for a week, to piss full strength Red Bull & leave the party staggering, ears ringing, yawning like I'm 95...

  • I'm ready to be SO hyped I can touch the rafters when I jump up, put a dent in the floor coming down. To pack a neckbrace for headbang ALL NIGHT LONG. Wanna jam all night & not sing? FINE. Do the entire show from behind a curtain? WHOO-HOO!! Play a 20 minute version of Jughead, I'll GLADLY suppress the urge to hurl... Oh yes, I'm READY...

  • Ready to do whatever he wants the crowd to do, say whatever he wants us to say. Cheer for the camera as if I'm at a show?? OKAY! Say "interferons" until MY blood is dead?? NO PROBLEM!! I'll crack open a bible AND pick up the trash. I can pass out napkins @ the veggie burger stand but only after I carry P's cuss jar around on a crushed velvet pillow & make sure NPG water is stocked & ready to go - WHERE'S THE STOCK ROOM???

  • I'm ready to write OTAN on my forehead and crawl across the floor. To wear good girl clothes & stop cussing the minute my plane lands - veganize me! To burn piles of bootlegs... :O okay, scratch that, but I'm EAGER to fall to my knees, beg, plead, help Prince sell copies of ONA-L! out the trunk of my car - whatever it takes! I succumb, I'm turning myself over to him. I wanna be the best fan in the crowd, sing along when he says "SING IT!", listen when it's time to shut the fuck up - I wanna be his slave, his screaming whore, his bottom bitch. Oh yes, I'm gettin' Pimps Up, Hoes Down up in here y'all - I'M READY...


Come on Prince, let's make a date for JUNE. I got my red pumps on... :O Uh, I got some sexy yet comfortable shoes on, my ass is in the air & I'm bending over... Make me forgive you for every strand of hair you've ever cut, every moon earwrap & ant-trail moustache, every time I've slept on cold concrete with no pillow, every note of Horny Pony AND Courtin' Time.

Give it to me... and give it to me good. JUNE, man, fuckin' June... pray disbelief pray




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[This message was edited Fri Feb 21 2:36:09 PST 2003 by CalhounSq]


WOW..Cal...

I WISH My name was PRINCE...

P.S. Thanks for the ..jerkoff LOL! OOOHHH!!!


FISH
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Reply #18 posted 02/21/03 3:38am

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funkyfish said:

WOW..Cal...

I WISH My name was PRINCE...

P.S. Thanks for the ..jerkoff LOL! OOOHHH!!!


FISH


lol Release is always good, glad I could help... sigh
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Reply #19 posted 02/21/03 4:52am

origmnd
CS--hope this revelation came from within and not from being forcefed by an evil manipulating force...
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Reply #20 posted 02/21/03 4:58am

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origmnd said:

CS--hope this revelation came from within and not from being forcefed by an evil manipulating force...


All voluntary, my friend... sigh
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Reply #21 posted 02/21/03 5:24am

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That was amazing! I'm positively inspired.

worship Calhoun. lol
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Reply #22 posted 02/21/03 5:29am

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CalhounSq said:

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That's it, I've had it! I give up... I'M READY.

  • I'm ready to rape my savings account, get on a plane & breathe thick, hot Minneapolis air. Get rained on, get mud on my clothes, FUCK UP a pair of shoes, risk heat stroke AND exhaustion...

  • I'm ready to sleep all day & exist on energy drinks and greasy fast food for a week, to piss full strength Red Bull & leave the party staggering, ears ringing, yawning like I'm 95...

  • I'm ready to be SO hyped I can touch the rafters when I jump up, put a dent in the floor coming down. To pack a neckbrace for headbang ALL NIGHT LONG. Wanna jam all night & not sing? FINE. Do the entire show from behind a curtain? WHOO-HOO!! Play a 20 minute version of Jughead, I'll GLADLY suppress the urge to hurl... Oh yes, I'm READY...

  • Ready to do whatever he wants the crowd to do, say whatever he wants us to say. Cheer for the camera as if I'm at a show?? OKAY! Say "interferons" until MY blood is dead?? NO PROBLEM!! I'll crack open a bible AND pick up the trash. I can pass out napkins @ the veggie burger stand but only after I carry P's cuss jar around on a crushed velvet pillow & make sure NPG water is stocked & ready to go - WHERE'S THE STOCK ROOM???

  • I'm ready to write OTAN on my forehead and crawl across the floor. To wear good girl clothes & stop cussing the minute my plane lands - veganize me! To burn piles of bootlegs... :O okay, scratch that, but I'm EAGER to fall to my knees, beg, plead, help Prince sell copies of ONA-L! out the trunk of my car - whatever it takes! I succumb, I'm turning myself over to him. I wanna be the best fan in the crowd, sing along when he says "SING IT!", listen when it's time to shut the fuck up - I wanna be his slave, his screaming whore, his bottom bitch. Oh yes, I'm gettin' Pimps Up, Hoes Down up in here y'all - I'M READY...


Come on Prince, let's make a date for JUNE. I got my red pumps on... :O Uh, I got some sexy yet comfortable shoes on, my ass is in the air & I'm bending over... Make me forgive you for every strand of hair you've ever cut, every moon earwrap & ant-trail moustache, every time I've slept on cold concrete with no pillow, every note of Horny Pony AND Courtin' Time.

Give it to me... and give it to me good. JUNE, man, fuckin' June... pray disbelief pray




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[This message was edited Fri Feb 21 2:36:09 PST 2003 by CalhounSq]


I was so hoping that you could have been my bitch, CalhounSq...pimp
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Reply #23 posted 02/21/03 5:34am

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Amen!!! I'm feelin' ya girl.

Last year's Celebration was the TIME OF MY LIFE!!!



But . . .

Are you willing to bow down for LG if he happens to show up.

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Reply #24 posted 02/21/03 5:57am

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Marrk said:

That was amazing! I'm positively inspired.

worship Calhoun. lol


YES, the power is that strong... sigh
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Reply #25 posted 02/21/03 5:58am

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abierman said:

I was so hoping that you could have been my bitch, CalhounSq...pimp


I'm sorry, I can only be HIS bottom bitch... sigh


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[This message was edited Fri Feb 21 5:59:00 PST 2003 by CalhounSq]
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Reply #26 posted 02/21/03 6:00am

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CherryMoon said:

Are you willing to bow down for LG if he happens to show up.

barf


If it's what HE wants, I shall with a smile... sigh
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Reply #27 posted 02/21/03 6:19am

LaVisHh
We are SO going to have the time of our lives!!!

You go girl, and don't let that high go!

He had better hold a Celebration...every year! wink
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Reply #28 posted 02/21/03 6:54am

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LaVisHh said:

We are SO going to have the time of our lives!!!


Indeed... sigh

You go girl, and don't let that high go!


As his slave, I'm afraid I'm required to... sigh

He had better hold a Celebration...every year! wink


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Reply #29 posted 02/21/03 10:17am

loosekiss
This post scares me, have tickets gone on sale?!!! Am I missing something?
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