It's Prince, he asks to use your telephone, would you let him?

Of course, but not until I got to talk to him for a while first.

Of course you can use the phone, Prince.
Is it a local call ?
Please leave 20 cents beside the phone.

funkystuff said:

Yeah, I would def. charge him since my phone is a direct line to heaven !!!

And for the fact, that he charges us for every fart he lets out !

i'd be like:

what up bro'?

welcome home


after i faint

and cry

and have a

heart attack

"sorry man, my phone's shut off."

First I'd be like , then I'd be like , then I'd be like , then I'd let him in.

Come on in!
Want somethin' to drink?
Who's in the limo? All of you, come on in!
Have a seat while I go "find" it.
Thank you.

slm4m said:

Hell yeah! Then I would feed him my fried chicken, mac & cheese, greens and cornbread till he gets full, and then he'll be so full, he'll never leave! (Until he uses my bathroom of course!)

kiss85 said:

ohhh man...then tell all your friends how p funked up your bathroom, and they'd never believe u...

but yeah, that'd be the thing i'd do 2...feed him!!! my phone ain't workin, but...hey, u hungry?

I'd say, "Who is it?!"
Prince would reply, "Prince, can I use your phone?"
And my answer'd be, "I don't know no damn Prince!"

kmc said:

I'd be like have you heard about 1-800-CALL-ATT? it's cheap for them and free for you


I did not
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I'd b like, dang aint a brother got a

No! so it's true u is broke.

So sad...

Then I'd tell him I want my $25 back cuz the music club sux,i can't download any of the songs,the message board freezes when ever I try 2 look at it and the cyberclips run in slow motion!

Then I'd ask him to autograph my Purple Rain CD .

Then I'd give hima hug and a ,tell hom i love him

and slam the damn door in his face!

It's a complicated one sided relationship P and I have.

Someone cue Strange Relationship I'm in the mood to listen 2 it now!

Damn this post was exhausting!

Sweeny79 said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

It's so sad but so true...ahh the perils of being a Prince freak

u all r so Bad!!!


but 4 real tho... if P ever came 2 my door i'd have 2 hide all my Boots & then i'd say ofcourse u may use my phone but can u stay 4 a cup of tea & then i ask him y he hasn't Opened up The Vault & gave us more Music!!!

PurpleLove7 said:

I'd blast "Chocolate" and offer him some gin.

i ain't tryin' to brag baby
but if i ever getcha in the bed
i'll work that body so hard
you'll wish all you had was a achin head
look out!

I'd say here prince hit this!! yeah it's some good shit huh?

richb8 said:

Hopefully you'd have some good shit that day. It would be pretty embarrassing if he came on a day you only had bunk lying around...

Of course I would. But on the condition that he wouldn't try to give me The Watchtower.

FunkMistress said:

Baby i always got the chronic and never have the stress (brown or bunk) just so you know my buds look like diamonds wanna puff?

Yes but Larry would have to wait outside.

Yes!

Then I would ask him to wait a minute... Grab my cell phone. He can use it outside on the porch...

Prince, no Prince, a woman can't be to careful.

sag10 said:

Really girl???
Who messed with you?

PurpleLove7 said:

PurpleLove, I like your way of thinking.

Why of course he could use my phone, I'd invite him in and offer him a cold glass of lemonade iced tea, maybe some fried green tomatoes or sumthin' southern to eat.
Then I would ask him why did he chose my house and where is his , of course he would have to sign sumthin for me..(my LOVESEXY ALBUM ON VINYL) AND.. we must take a pic be4 he leaves! otherwise the payphone is on da damn corner
and Spring has sprung!

I've decided to alter my answer because 20 cents is far too cheap. Learning from Prince is learning how to win:


"Of course you can use the phone, Prince.
But I do not like telephone companies any longer. They are a bunch of slave driver that do not really love the art of phoning. And I'm not sure who owns the masters to my phone calls anyway.

So if you want to use my phone, you have to join the NPGTC (new power generation telephone club) which will provide you the following during your first year of membership:

* 10 phone calls each month GUARANTEED

* 5 discs of your favourite phone calls GUARANTEED by the
end of the year

* direct access to brother Larry with speed calling

* access to my NPGTC website with lots of useful hints
concerning topics like:

- phoning without swearing even if your insurance company
tells you they won't cover your JW bible hours

- adjusting the message on your answering machine in case
you plan another name change

- automatic blocking of telephone calls in case CJ is
calling and asking for an interview, or Wendy & Lisa
wanting a reunion without being downgraded to puppets
(that ungrateful pack)

& many other premium services too extensive and too exclusive to be mentioned here & now.

Join now for only 100 US$. I accept paypal, cash & VISA."

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Dang NPGMC rates...

...take him 2 the phone in my bedroom...

deMatthijs said:

or betta yet: "sorry. in order 2 access The Phone Xperience u must have a donation of $25 dollaz. now pay up."