Slow day at the home?

mELdOURADOsELVAGEM said:

What a load of crap

SILLY IMAGINATION

RodeoSchro said:

What a cringy article.

Basically, every unreleased Prince song in this context will be an edit of another Prince song, using the "WB can just issue a new Prince album with content from my vault every year" promise he joklingly said during the Prince vs. Warner battle.

In real life, we have the Originals series, since I heard there's demand for more volumes (and most of them will be demos of album tracks by The Time).

luv4u said:

What a load of crap

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...and wonderful.

Crazy cool, these things :

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2073. Last tuna-salad sandwich on planet is eaten by coal-industry lobbyist in Winnipeg, new U.S. capital. Realistic hologram of Prince accepts Post-Lifetime Achievement Award at Rock and Roll Climate-Controlled Deep-Underground Survival Bunker of Fame.

2083. Mass extinctions, desertification of Europe, nuclear war. Critical opinion of Prince’s newest, “Little Red Sustainable Electric-Powered Self-Driving Corvette,” questions album’s faithfulness to his original vision.

2085-86. Warmest nuclear winter ever recorded in Northern Hemisphere. Prince’s special “Dark ’N’ Ashy” Christmas album falls flat...."

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ChickenMcNuggets said:

A grim vision of a 2060s world in which we still have Spotify.

Accept Spotify will be a......"microhip in your neck." -The War '98

Saw it on twitter last night, sounds like it was written by an orger I'm definitely on board with more playful/satirical articles like that. Humorous as Prince was, I feel that he would've appreciated stuff like that.

Vannormal said:

...and wonderful.

Crazy cool, these things :

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2073. Last tuna-salad sandwich on planet is eaten by coal-industry lobbyist in Winnipeg, new U.S. capital. Realistic hologram of Prince accepts Post-Lifetime Achievement Award at Rock and Roll Climate-Controlled Deep-Underground Survival Bunker of Fame.

2083. Mass extinctions, desertification of Europe, nuclear war. Critical opinion of Prince’s newest, “Little Red Sustainable Electric-Powered Self-Driving Corvette,” questions album’s faithfulness to his original vision.

2085-86. Warmest nuclear winter ever recorded in Northern Hemisphere. Prince’s special “Dark ’N’ Ashy” Christmas album falls flat...."

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Hilarious article. Starts slow and a little lame, but then it's brilliant by the end.

Critics questioning faithfulness of "'Little Red Sustainable Electric-Powered ..." and the "'Dark 'N' Ashy' Christmas album" were two of my favorites, too. That all the stuff at the end about the bots. "Carbon-dioxide-breathing bots discover Prince, start their own Prince fan site"