Which song lyric makes you smile when you hear it I know prince had a good sense of humour what do you think?

Well, maybe not the ride

Something is burning on the stove

My face is red, I stand corrected.

We are what we eat
So we must eat a leaf
We'll dine under a tree
Unless it snows

To whomever it may concern

You must come to your senses

There are no kings on this earth

only princes

Something's funky -

is it your breath or mine?

I had the regular chips,

you had them other kind.

On the "One Nite Alone"-Tour he performed "Adore" in Hamburg

and sang:

"...was I the first?

or at least the second?"

BlueShakooo said:

"Tony, get on the mic!"

Good one!

Let's see, body oil, check
Incense, check
Environmental records, double check!
I'm get some serious drawers tonight, think I ain't?
Let's see, if I tell Gilbert and 'Rome to meet me eleven then I creep at 10
That'll give me an hour of free reign
Mo' drawers (Mo' drawers)

9:30 - gettin' dressed
I had a couple sips of wine
Boo! - I swear to God
My suit was hangin' fine
Everybody at the club freaked
When I stepped from the limousine
They said - "Ooh, it's good to see ya"
I said - "Oh, it's good to be seen you know what I mean?"

Tell you what's good
It's a good thing we live close 'cause I almost suffocated in that car
Next time I won't wear so much Paco Rabinni or whatever that stuff...
I wonder if they got potato chips up in this...
Man, this ain't like them house parties we used to go to
That's alright, I'm clean

Tonight, hey, I'm a movie star
I see myself on a silver screen, huh
Tonight, it don't matter who you are
I'm the only star on the scene
You know what I mean?

Man, I hate makin' movies
But I like that money, think I don't? Hmph

Check me out
I just walk in, don't even find a seat
Just threw my coat right on the floor
Grab somebody for a quick dance
Boy or girl - it don't matter no more, I'm hot!
Ha, ha, ha ¨C shit
Mix was right
Bold, Lord

Ouch! Ha, ha
Baby, do you want to, do you want to get off?

Tonight, I'm a movie star
I see myself up on the silver screen
Tonight, it don't matter
I'm the star on the scene
Ouch!

Mix was right
On the one, the kick drum hit the triple beat
Baby, I was poppin'
Did one spin, did a second, did the splits
Came up, looked around, the joint was hoppin'
Hoppin'! The joint was hoppin'!
Somebody say "Movie Star!"

So check it out, you want to dance?
Are you wearing that Paco Rabbit or whatever you call it?
Oh wow, that's dog
What? Speak up, I can't hear over that suit
Maybe you can hear this?

Am I supposed to be impressed?
That's right, Rolls Royce
Check it out, baby
You want to dance now?
Maybe next song
Yeah right, dance floor is not big enough, fat cow

Ooh, the mix, it's about the mix
Ooh baby, I like that, but the kid gonna show you a few tricks
Can I play with you?

Baby, let's creep, I had enough of this action
Bartender, on the house
Give everybody in here somethin'
Man, I don't care
I got money to spare, you're cute and your music's thumpin'
Yo baby, get the check
"Yo baby" my behind, I need my money

Say Brother Carothers, can I get some credit?
No? Much money I done spent in this nasty joint?
You need to be slapped!
Darlin', shall we leave now?
Go to Hades, boy!

So you like my crib?
It's not mine, it's rented
Say, how much did you have to drink?

What's the biggest lake you've ever been in?

So, do you like environmental records?
Crickets chirpin', water rushin'
Supposed to make you horny
It just make me want to go to the bathroom
Actually this one's not bad, check it out
So like, what's your name?
Oh wow, that's dog!

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On how U view your role in eternity The School House Rock melody

"you better be happy that dress is still on.....I heard the rip when you sat down"

Midnight snack, my ass! Bought 7 packs of cookies, thinking they would last.... I'll be damned, baby ate the wrapper too....Then looked at me and said, "Nigga, I'll eat U, 2!----from the unreleased song "Work That Fat"

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Baby, there's one thing the Lord loves and that's the truth
And baby, you one ugly motherfucker

iZsaZsa said:

Well, maybe not the ride

The winner!!!

Where was i?

Oh yes

A gentleman he was

He never spoke about her nose
So prominent because
In the dark it glowed
If she was only tan
Instead of so

Lily white

Her name was Doris

But he called her Flo

as in -escent

That ain't right

Flourescent

Every night

Situation bound to fail

as sure as Doris' skin was pale

Money might talk but what does it say

You better get busy if you wanna get paid

and boy I was fine back in the day

NorthC said:

^Yeah, that's another good one. She knew which fork 2 use but she couldn't dance So he hipped her 2 the funk in exchange 4 the finance

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That song is jam on toast funky.

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Another favorite silly line is "I got two sides and they both friends"

From the heart of Minnesota
Here come the Purple Yoda