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“She asked me for the pepper While she was lookin at the salt No matter which one I choose It’s always li’l Prince’s fault.” |
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Pretty Man always makes me smile...how he 'wears his knickers around his booty tight' and puts on his cologne and 'I smell myself'... funny man. 💜 | |
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Yo, man. U oughta let me HAVE fifty dollars, man. "I like to watch." | |
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Unintentionally funny: "once again I don't follow trends / they just follow me" . Most cringeworthy: "i promised myself not to come until she does / and she took both hands and a liar i was" . My fave intentionally funny: the Cap'n Crunch bit in 'Joint 2 Joint' I’ve been informed that my opinion is worth less than those expressed by others here. | |
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"London, what does Big Ben say?" Who's the private d*ck that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
Who's the man that would risk his neck for his brother man? Who's the cat who won't cop out when there's danger all about? John Shaft ... Damn Right! |
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You can always gauge how funny a Prince lyric is by the reaction of your kids in the backseat as you're driving. That last line always cracked my kids up. It was probably more for the way he delivered it, but every single time "Boy I was fine back in the day!" would make them burst out laughing. |
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Lots of good ones in that sequence. I like "They beat his ass so bad, change fell out his pocket." |
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In the beginning god made the sea, but on the 7th day he made me. NPG Radio:
https://open.spotify.com/...63VlWY6m1A |
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Close your eyes I'm gonna cover your ass with this sheet And I want you to pump your hips like you used to And, baby, you better stay on the beat if it was just a dream, call me a dreamer 2 |
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"Sir, I'm sorry This club has a very strict dress code We do not accept bluejeans"
"What U mean? It don't take Stevie Wonder 2 see I got on the right clothes in here I need 2 get up in this club Hell, I could buy every one of ya!"
"We're not for sale" | |
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Style is Ali's jab Style is hailin' a cab... ...then, you know Givin' 'em the finger when they pass yo' ass. |
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Isn't it "not giving them the finger when they pass yo ass"?
I'll listen to it to check, but that's how I always heard it. [Edited 2/3/19 10:55am] | |
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