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Lake Minnetonka Bottled Water So I was at work, bored out of my mind during a meeting, drinking some bottled water. Reading the label. The label says, "purified water." My mind starts wandering: "Purified water...purify...water...hmmm...What else is pure? Lake Minnetonka is pure." (moment of epiphany) Someone should sell Lake Minnetonka Bottled Water! Which led to... "Have you purified yourself with Lake Minnetonka Bottled Water?" Which then led to a vague idea of a commercial where someone drinks some other brand, then someone else interrupts like... "Hey wait a minute that...that ain't Lake Minnetonka Bottled Water." (Awful, I know, but I was bored.) [Edited 12/3/18 0:38am] | |
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PurpleHigh said: So I was at work, bored out of my mind during a meeting, drinking some bottled water. Reading the label. The label says, "purified water." My mind starts wandering: "Purified water...purify...water...hmmm...What else is pure? Lake Minnetonka is pure." (moment of epiphany) Someone should sell Lake Minnetonka Bottled Water! Which led to... "Have you purified yourself with Lake Minnetonka Bottled Water?" Which then led to a vague idea of a commercial where someone drinks some other brand, then someone else interrupts like... "Hey wait a minute that...that ain't Lake Minnetonka Bottled Water." (Awful, I know, but I was bored.) [Edited 12/3/18 0:38am] Cute. Good creative imagination too. | |
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That's funny, and could actually work. But you need to change the title of the thread. |
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There's a pubic hair in my water...  | |
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Good idea! Made me chuckle.. "I like to watch." | |
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I concur, you really were bored out of your mind. | |
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I did not think about; til now. | |
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"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
https://youtu.be/CVwv9LZMah0 | |
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Unless Lake Minnetonka is spring fed, I really don't think you want to drink the water. We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
https://youtu.be/CVwv9LZMah0 | |
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"Something in the water does not compute..."
"if you can't clap on the one, then don't clap at all" | |
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Cool idea OP. Can't be any worse than Dasani. A lot of bottled water is crap anyway. Sell it at Paisley Park! "if you can't clap on the one, then don't clap at all" | |
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A lot of bottled water is actually tap water... "Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
https://youtu.be/CVwv9LZMah0 | |
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