All of a sudden I was dlin something and there he was Prince!



NPGMCisdaTruth:What up
Me:Not much
NPGMC:eye c u have the new Bjork. Can eye cop?
Me:I guess so.
NPGMC:Cool
Me:Who are you?
NPGMC:Eyem a friend. Eye c u got sum jelly from the NPGMC
Me:What? I didnt know they sold preservatives
NPGMC:No...trax
Me:I guess I have some
NPGMC:Dont u think it's stealing?
Me:The Club isnt up
NPGMC:It will b something big is coming
Me:Are you a servant?
NPGMC:for da truth
Me:Oh I see. You like Prince.
NPGMC:Eyem him
Me: If that is true then prove it
NPGMC:Kay
Me:My name is David Hassen
NPGMC:You live in Maine right?
Me:WOw how did you know>?
NPGMC:I got your package on my Mac. One War tape ready to go.
Me:I got that already 3 years ago
NPGMC:Hmm someones gonna get fired
Me:No no its cool
NPGMC:Cool as the other side of the pillow
Me:What is this surprise
NPGMC:U will C
Me:Its not a Mani album sings at the Park album is it?
NPGMC:Who told u?
Me:You are a funny guy
NPGMC: Take the npgmc songs off ur computer
Londell gonna make u do sum work if not
Me:Prince..cmon this is promoting. besides you are dlin Bjork. Is that not stealing?
NPGMC:Bjork and eye have a agreement. We talked about that
Me:What did you ask her?
NPGMC:eye asked her if she dug my music cuz eye dug hers
Me:That is not a agreement to dl her new music
NPGMC:Yes it is
Me:You just said you like her music.
NPGMC:She knew what eye meant. She understands me.
Me:Prince if you would only let people promote you better.
Your minions only care about lookin out for themselves
NPGMC:The fam is cool.
Me:No they aren't they ship packages slower than Iraqi's missles. They remind me of Willie the mailroom man from Crank Yankers
NPGMC:Ya shoulda sent it sooner! If eye see ya package eyem gonna flush it down the dang toilet. Should have sent it sooner.
Me:Are you willie on that show?
NPGMC:Could be..
Me:Wow Prince that is so cool. People are gonna flip when they hear it I gotta go
NPGMC:I aint done dlin the Bjork
Me:Well,do it later
NPGMC:No, wait ...
Me:I will leave it on
NPGMC:U heard that new Lenny song? We want Peace?
Those r my lyrics
Me:Oh.. I didn't know that
NPGMC:Cuz we want peace..we want peace
Me:Yea well...
NPG:Then it goes We want peace We want Peace We want Peace...We Want Peace We want Peace
plus we stole this part:We want peace...we want peace we want peace
Me:Yea...I get the idea
NPGMC:Then he stole the message: We want it now.~ Brotha remember?
Me:Hmmm
NPGMC: First he steals Wherever you go and now this
Brotha got to stick to coppin Jimi and led
Me:Yea... he has to do something new.
NPGMC:Common is funky though. Brotha could have given me a better cameo. Yarn hat wearing fool...
Me:Your mac is really slow Prince. .0001
NPGMC:Thats cuz Im dlin the new RadioHead
Me:Oh..
NPG:and the new System of a down,Cody Chesnutt,Dwele,D'angelo live in Japan,Miles Davis Live at HollyWoodBowl,Portishead,Agent K,Steve Vai,Joni,Sly Live at Woodstock and...
Me:I get the idea

NPGMC:and on my other computer Im dlin
Art of Noise,Wendy and Lisa,Kate Bush,John Lennon,
Jay Dilla,The Roots,Xenophobia Celebration 2003...

Me:You are dlin your own Celebration?
NPGMC:Lost da tapes. Eye think they r in Toronto.
Me:Prince I thought you were against dlin?
NPGMC:Eye am
Me:But dont you think its hypocritical to dl all of this?
NPGMC:No..
Me:Why?
NPGMC:Cuz eye need money for da new stella and the ride. Gotta get my tunes
Me:Good answer
NPGMC:much luv brotha appreciate it
Me:I gotta go Peace n b wild
NPGMC:Dont say that
Me:Why?
NPGMC:Copyrighted
Me:Okay... Peace n b cool
NPGMC:Lemme check... (comes back in 2 minutes)
NPGMC:That is cool 2 say
Me:Alright talk to you later
NPGMC:Remember no dlin of the club unless they arent a member

Perhaps Yes / Perhaps No!

IF YES U DO> U PUT THE WRONG QUESTIONS!
4 EXAMPLE> THERE WILL BE A NEW ALBUM VERY SOON?
> THERE WILL BE A PRINCE&THE REVOLUTION REUNION
> DVD RELEASES??

AND ON AND ON...

May u live 2 see the Dawn!

This is funny as hell!! Good one!

That's never him ... not unless he's drunk or stoned.
[This message was edited Fri Apr 11 4:12:01 PDT 2003 by Levi]

Have 2 wait and look back on this in 12 months to see the truth

...BTW, why the fuck would Prince dlin RADIOHEAD?

N1gg@ Please

"NPGMC:I got your package on my Mac. One War tape ready to go.
Me:I got that already 3 years ago
NPGMC:Hmm someones gonna get fired"

Gee, that doesn't sound like P does it?

Prince on Soulseek? Let us think about this
Dlin System of a Down?

Yes it is. In fact he is almost done dlin on his 0.0001 connection the intro to Bjork. He better hurry though.

He started dlin the new Kylie Minogue too.
He must want a copy so he can cover her "Out of my head" song.

NPGMC:The fam is cool.
Me:No they aren't they ship packages slower than Iraqi's missles. They remind me of Willie the mailroom man from Crank Yankers
NPGMC:Ya shoulda sent it sooner! If eye see ya package eyem gonna flush it down the dang toilet. Should have sent it sooner.
Me:Are you willie on that show?
NPGMC:Could be..

i smell something...

Ummm very interesting...but I don't know?? That person, seemed quite lonely and needed to talk...could that be P??

i have a feeling that the real Prince doesn't type with all that idiotic "eye" shit in his writing...

Good Lord, are you guys thinking Trickology is serious?? Damn, I'm taking this shit as a joke No way Prince said any of that shit And IF he did, ROFL!!

CalhounSq said:

yes, obviously. i hadn't read it all the way through yet and i hadn't noticed who it's from Hass.. good one

Trickology said:

who are you tickology? I see you've only been here at the org less than 2 months, so were you some other id on here b4 that? or just a lurker?
just wonderin'

Shorty said:

AMPer...

AaronSuperior said:

OHH I was wondering why y'all seem so familiar w/ him/her

AaronSuperior said:

so...he/she never had any other org IDs?

I tell u what made me laugh... the fact that Trickology's whole attitude (IF that was P online) was like: 'yeah, well I gotta go - whatever!'

I mean, if it were u, and u yourself were so sure it was Him, would u really be like - 'ok, Im outta here - laters Prince...' I think not!

So I say nah, not Him. Kinda made me smile tho...

Hilarious!

Trikology is much more than an AMPer..he barely even goes there.

I never said He lied... just that it made me laugh

Funny Stuff That!! Fan fiction "ain't" so bad afterall

This would have been better if it was posted on April Fool's Day.

I stopped going to AMP. They never said anything interesting about Prince or music. They were always talking about Iraq and Bart was always going on about Basement Jaxx and Robert Fisk


I have a lot of parodies. I made them whenever I got bored surfing.
I made one with Prince and Ducktales.
I made him Scrooge Mcduck because Bart was always saying he was about the money. So I made Prince always talking about his new funk money.But the twist it was Xmas Carol.

Anyways cool to see alot of people on this place.
I will tell Prince I said hello and to release that Grafiti Bridge Special Platinum Edition on DVD 5 disc set with a 8 disc set on Prince/Ingrid Commentary:

This scene is where we realize God is love. And we cut out about 15 minutes of me staring at Ingrid.

Ingrid:Rain is wet sugar is sweet I didnt go platinum I went beet

Trickology said:

i would have said something like "what a dork u r when not playing music"

Trick, Prince just buzzed me on my cell, and you are in for a bad ass defamation lawsuit from Londell.

2freaky4church1 said:

funny, but londell isn't prince's lawyer anymore...