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PrintableSong title: Little Red Corvette Actual lyric: Trojan and some of them used What I heard: children were so confused
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Song: KISS Actual lyric: I--I think I wanna dance What I Heard: I think I'm gonna date ya's. Sorry, it's the Hodgkin's talking. |
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Song: Around the World in a Day Actual lyric: A government of love and music boundless in its unifying power What I Heard: Avolutions all the music's pawn, I said,"Ohh she pine pow!" . and right after that... . Song: Around the World in a Day Actual lyric: A nation of alms, the production, sharing ideas, a shower of flowers What I Heard: Police, a duck, production, sharin' ideas. Oh, shut up when I'm talkin'![Edited 3/23/17 17:22pm] [Edited 3/23/17 17:30pm] Walking alone in the dark, I see nothing u see
I can be in a park, or flying in the…in the deep sea I wish u’d hold my hand; then everything could b There’s nothing strange, we’re not deranged We only want everyday 2 b a Cosmic Day |
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. That's what I thought too. | |
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Song Title: 7 Actual Lyric: And every evil soul will surely die in spite of... What I heard: And every evil soul will be a giant spider. Welcome to "the org", laytonian… come bathe with me. |
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Song Title: 7
Actual Lyric: The voice of many colors sing a song that's so bold What I heard: The voice of many colors sing a song that's so old . Song Title: 7
Actual Lyric: But behold, we will watch them fall What I heard: And we hold, we will watch them fall .
Song Title: P Control
Actual Lyric: With her chin up, she scolded all y'all's molded
What I heard: With her chin up, she scolded all y'all's motive [Edited 3/26/17 4:07am] I'm not a human
I am a dove I'm your conscious I am love All I really need is to know that You believe | |
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Song: extralovable Actual lyric: brownmark, brownmark Misheard lyric: frog march, frog march | |
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laytonian said: Song Title: 7 Actual Lyric: And every evil soul will surely die in spite of... What I heard: And every evil soul will be a giant spider. Oh my god, I heard "spider" too!  And the MUSIC continues...forever... | |
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Song Title: Soft and Wet Ooh, soft and wet Ahh
and honestly the only words I knew were: Soft and Wet Hey, lover, Oh baby Tell me, tell me, baby, that you feel the same Every time I'm with you, you just love me to death Oh wee, baby.... Your love is driving me You're driving me insane... crazy about your love
After all these years finally looked up the lyrics today...
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LovePaisley said: laytonian said: Song Title: 7 Actual Lyric: And every evil soul will surely die in spite of... What I heard: And every evil soul will be a giant spider. Oh my god, I heard "spider" too! . ...and since its imprinted, you will always sing that. . . I should change my tagline to it  . Welcome to "the org", laytonian… come bathe with me. |
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Song Title: 7 Actual Lyric: And every evil soul will surely die in spite of... What I heard: And every evil soul will be a giant spider.
Sorry, it's the Hodgkin's talking. |
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I imagine myself inside your bedroom; oh, I imagine myself in your sky.
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Now I will hear that every time I hear this song.
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Song Title: DMSR Actual Lyric: Vanity 6 is so sweet What I heard: We Like to do 6's so sweet (as in he likes to go down on a woman)
"Keep on shilling for Big Pharm!" |
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i misheard that too. "all of the 6's so sweet" is what I heard. | |
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Song Title: If I Was U'r Girlfriend Actual Lyric: Look at the bargain over here, ladies What I heard: Look at the park, you saw the geo-ladies
Walking alone in the dark, I see nothing u see
I can be in a park, or flying in the…in the deep sea I wish u’d hold my hand; then everything could b There’s nothing strange, we’re not deranged We only want everyday 2 b a Cosmic Day |
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Song Title: DMSR Actual Lyric: Jamie Starr is a thief; The Time will fix your clock; Vanity 6 is so sweet What I heard: Billy Squire's athief; it's time to fix your clock; 96 is so sweet
[Edited 4/11/17 20:08pm] Walking alone in the dark, I see nothing u see
I can be in a park, or flying in the…in the deep sea I wish u’d hold my hand; then everything could b There’s nothing strange, we’re not deranged We only want everyday 2 b a Cosmic Day |
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song: Mad Sex misheard lyrics: Plushie had a lot of breakdown actual lyrics: Boogie mulatto breakdown full lips, freckles, and upturned nose | |
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"When Doves Cry"
Actual lyric- Animals strike curious poses What I heard And the most tri-curious poses
"Adore"
Actual lyric- I ain't fuckin just for kicks no What I heard- I ain't foolin just for sheiks ya know
"When 2 R In Love"
Actual lyrics= So fair she looked tonight,
What I heard- ???? is sufficient tonight ??????? your sex ??????? ???????
Actual lyrics- "The speed of their hips can be faster than a runaway train"
What I heard- "The speed of their hips can be faster than a mowing train"
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1nonly said: Use the following format: . Song Title: Actual Lyric: What I heard:
Song title: kiss Actual lyric: : I just want your extra time and your kiss What I heard: I just want to extridite your kids. This happened when I was five | |
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1nonly said:[quote] Use the following format: . Song Title: Actual Lyric: What I heard: [/quote Song title: Get Off Actual lyric:22 positions in a one night stand What I heard: 22 physicians and a one named Stan | |
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Batdance" The Misheard Lyrics: Get the f*** up! The Real Lyrics: Get the funk up! The Story: I had a friend in grade school who listened to this song on the radio. His mother heard it and just about flipped. She called the radio station to complain about airing songs with profane language, only to be corrected. | |
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"Raspberry Beret" The Misheard Lyrics: She was a bag lady in rags, the kind you find on a second hand whore The Real Lyrics: She wore a raspberry beret, the kind you find in a second hand store. The Story: Severe karaoke mishap that I still haven't lived down. After bragging that I never have to look at the screen, I sang the lyrics I remembered from the radio.....I always look at the screen now. | |
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1nonly said: Use the following format: . Song Title: Actual Lyric: What I heard:
Erotic City" The Misheard Lyrics: We could f*** a chili dog Makin' love 'til Chili's gone. The Real Lyrics: We could f*** until the dawn Makin' love 'til Cherry's gone | |
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Song: Moonbeam Levels
Actual lyric: Please send all your moonbeam levels to me What a friend heard: Please send all your moving labels to me [Edited 4/8/17 18:41pm] And the MUSIC continues...forever... | |
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daKotaGeNesis said: 1nonly said: Use the following format: . Song Title: Actual Lyric: What I heard:
Erotic City" The Misheard Lyrics: We could f*** a chili dog Makin' love 'til Chili's gone. The Real Lyrics: We could f*** until the dawn Makin' love 'til Cherry's gone "Housequake" Actual lyric: Now everybody just do the twist/ A little bit harder than they did in 66'/ A little faster than they did in 67' What I Heard: Now everybody just do the twist/ a little bit harder than a dick in 66'/ a little harder than my dick in 67' [Edited 4/8/17 19:13pm] | |
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daKotaGeNesis said: 1nonly said: Use the following format: . Song Title: Actual Lyric: What I heard:
Erotic City" The Misheard Lyrics: We could f*** a chili dog Makin' love 'til Chili's gone. The Real Lyrics: We could f*** until the dawn Makin' love 'til Cherry's gone  all of yours got me LOL!! | |
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Song Title: "Thunder" Actual Lyric: Thunder - all thru the night Promise to see Jesus in the morning light What I heard: Panda - all thru the night Promise to see Jesus in the morning light
That Panda made me crazy some day | |
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))))Song Title: Eye Hate You Actual Lyric: Right now I hate U so much I wanna make love until U see that it's killin' me, baby What I heard: Right now I hate U so much I wanna make love until U bleed... And it's killing you baby...
Back in the day when this was released as a single I distinctly remember singing my take on the song when on holiday with my girlfriend (Now wife). She almost spat out her tea. I genuinely thought this was the lyric; that Prince was on some pretty angry trip. Turns out he was angry, but not that angry.
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