Like in Peach, he says, "Shes so cool, and I'm so ugly"

Now he know he wasn't ugly, haha, lol

Other examples of your favorite lines of humour in his songs....

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Astasheiks said:

Like in Peach, he says, "Shes so cool, and I'm so ugly"

Now he know he wasn't ugly, haha, lol

Other examples of your favorite lines of humour in his songs....

Same song

NorthC said:

I don't know what a since of humour is, but on the Diamonds and Pearls tour, during Thieves In The Temple, he always recited some lyrics from Sexy MF (also played on the tour): I got wet dreams coming out of my ears I get hard when the wind blows your cologne near me I let a friend listen to a live tape and he just started laughing at that point.

Guitarhero said:

Enough of that shit, who wants some head. Classic 86.

nursev said:

Not a line...but the fact that he put tacks in his teachers chair...hilarious

Guitarhero said:

Guitarhero said:

nursev said:

Guitarhero said:

Enough of that shit, who wants some head. Classic 86.

we all would like some....of that

Your humor is better xxx

Guitarhero said:

"did I say and hour...my face is red...I stand corrected!!"

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and " You could burn up my clothes....smash up my ride, well maybe not the ride".... love that line...(always makes me smile...smack dab in the middle of one of the most beautiful love ballads ever)

also really love how funny he was on "New Girl"... he was so cute and funny (the part where he can communicate and control the butterfly was great!)

bobgeorge77 said:

"did I say and hour...my face is red...I stand corrected!!"

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and " You could burn up my clothes....smash up my ride, well maybe not the ride".... love that line...(always makes me smile...smack dab in the middle of one of the most beautiful love ballads ever)

also really love how funny he was on "New Girl"... he was so cute and funny (the part where he can communicate and control the butterfly was great!)

Thanks for reminding me that one.

Guitarhero said:

bobgeorge77 said:

"did I say and hour...my face is red...I stand corrected!!"

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and " You could burn up my clothes....smash up my ride, well maybe not the ride".... love that line...(always makes me smile...smack dab in the middle of one of the most beautiful love ballads ever)

also really love how funny he was on "New Girl"... he was so cute and funny (the part where he can communicate and control the butterfly was great!)

Thanks for reminding me that one.

That is such an amazing classic line... goes back to the idea of "who does that??" he's pouring his heart and soul out to this woman and it builds and builds...just so in love and devoted and head over heels and so on and then ...nope... my car is off limits!!!!! so funny!

Beggin Woman Blues makes me laugh

She's a cockeyed woman to
She look both ways at the same time
I don't know what she's lookin at
I just know I'm gettin' tired of trying

Listen...
She ask me for the pepper
When she lookin' at the salt
Everytime I try to guess right,it's always little
Prince's fault

I like the Raspberry Beret lyric - our little P, eyes wide, recounting how, 'Built like she was / She had the nerve to ask me / If I planned to do her any harm / So, look here / I (hoisted, presumably with a block and tackle ) put her on the back of my bike...' LOL!

NorthC said:

I don't know what a since of humour is, but on the Diamonds and Pearls tour, during Thieves In The Temple, he always recited some lyrics from Sexy MF (also played on the tour): I got wet dreams coming out of my ears I get hard when the wind blows your cologne near me I let a friend listen to a live tape and he just started laughing at that point.

"...I'll make love to you....tomorrow.."

~ Lovesexy

Since of humour. Great song title.

Fill us with de dope track, lick us, twist us, roll us in your mouth
Light us up and take a hit, light us up and take a hit
Mmm, suck us 'til we're dry
And when we're lookin' like a roach, hit the lights

2freaky4church1 said:

Since of humour. Great song title.

Agree, Thank u!

Batsheba crying
Adonis sweat upon his face
4 them there is no morning
Only night decisions so grand
There is no bed, how will they ever ?
They decide 2 stand
No bed, they decide 2 stand

bobgeorge77 said:

Guitarhero said:

Thanks for reminding me that one.

That is such an amazing classic line... goes back to the idea of "who does that??" he's pouring his heart and soul out to this woman and it builds and builds...just so in love and devoted and head over heels and so on and then ...nope... my car is off limits!!!!! so funny!