nursev said:

Not a line...but the fact that he put tacks in his teachers chair...hilarious

PliablyPurple said:

Fill us with de dope track, lick us, twist us, roll us in your mouth
Light us up and take a hit, light us up and take a hit
Mmm, suck us 'til we're dry
And when we're lookin' like a roach, hit the lights

Now I have that stuck in my head...

It may not strike some as funny but given the gravity of Sign O' the Times, to end it with the below throwaway lines always put a smile on my face:

Hurrybefore it's too late

Let's fall in love , get married, and have a baby

We'll call him Nate

If it's a boy.

He even sings the last line with a knowingly bemused tone.

MOvie Star, Rockhard in a funky place, Now, Shockadelica, or anytime he pretends to a be a helpless victim of an over-zealous sexual partner in any of his songs...I giggle.

I like his comeupance against Fred Armisen that I read about recently. I don't know the original source but if it was true it was very funny.

Probably mentioned above but Tricky and Cloreen Baconskin.

Pretty Man..

In the early morning when I'm feeling nice
I walk by the mirror and kiss it twice
When it comes to perfume, I, it's on the shelf
I get it down, if ain't nobody around

I, I, I smell myself

gandorb said:

It may not strike some as funny but given the gravity of Sign O' the Times, to end it with the below throwaway lines always put a smile on my face:

Hurrybefore it's too late

Let's fall in love , get married, and have a baby

We'll call him Nate

If it's a boy.

He even sings the last line with a knowingly bemused tone.

Agreed! Was just going to post this! (although I would have highlighted the line after yours, that's the one that makes me laugh)

bobgeorge77 said:

"did I say and hour...my face is red...I stand corrected!!"

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and " You could burn up my clothes....smash up my ride, well maybe not the ride".... love that line...(always makes me smile...smack dab in the middle of one of the most beautiful love ballads ever)

also really love how funny he was on "New Girl"... he was so cute and funny (the part where he can communicate and control the butterfly was great!)

In a similar vein, "not like I love my guitar"

Agree about New Girl - "oh, I'm sorry, you may freak out now" - I'm paraphrasing but lol

Also - I forget all but the vaguest details right now - but there was that time when he broke up with someone's SO for them - the punchline was when he told them "in this life, you're on your own". Does anyone know what I'm talking about? If not I'll try to dig it up later when I have time.

Also, the Facedown video is funny as well as the side-eye facial expressions in Kiss and Black Sweat.

Oh! And we can't forget ... "That ain't Lake Minnetonka"!

ldmendes said:

Agree about New Girl - "oh, I'm sorry, you may freak out now" - I'm paraphrasing but lol

Also - I forget all but the vaguest details right now - but there was that time when he broke up with someone's SO for them - the punchline was when he told them "in this life, you're on your own". Does anyone know what I'm talking about? If not I'll try to dig it up later when I have time.

BillieBalloon said:

BillieBalloon said:

Bob George

Yes...that!!! (My name sake ).... cracks me up everytime (yet SOOO funky!!)

IsufferfromMPS said:

Agree about New Girl - "oh, I'm sorry, you may freak out now" - I'm paraphrasing but lol

Also - I forget all but the vaguest details right now - but there was that time when he broke up with someone's SO for them - the punchline was when he told them "in this life, you're on your own". Does anyone know what I'm talking about? If not I'll try to dig it up later when I have time.

[/quote That was from the Arsenio Hall show. He was on for the whole show.

"Hi, I'm Prince. So what seems to be the problem? Oh, how rude of me: I didn't give you enough time to freak out. You may do so now." - Prince, New Girl.

"In this relationship, things are much harder than in the single world. Keegan? In this life, you're on your own. Keegan? This is what it sounds like when Steven breaks up with you." Prince, Arsenio Hall Show.

In typing this out, I just realized how the boy talked. Like a freaking English professor. Good god, man, stop that.

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IsufferfromMPS said:

The interview with Chris Rock when he talked about MJ and Bad. "The 1st line is ur butt is mine. Now, im not singing that to u, and u SHO ain't singing that to me!!!! We had a problem right there " " I was supposed to be the Wesley Snipes character. ... * pause with one of those, 'Seriously?'looks of his* Now run that video in ur head." lol

lmfao

"you Grover from Sesame Street lookin'.."

"Billy..where did you get those sunglasses"

One version of The Ride

If you like to be alone

I like to watch

TV

gandorb said:

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Dig if you will the picture, of you and I engaged in some sex.

The sweat of you body covers me.

Can you my darling, can you picture that?

Dream if you can a garage.

This is what it sounds like when doves scream AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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The line in Blue Light where he says..close your eyes and count 2 10 and when you open them, I'll be standing naked with nothing but a smile on...This line just completely cracks me up! Don't know why but it never fails to make me chuckle.

From Le Grind:

All the boys say "Yeah Yeah"

Now all the girls say "Oh Yeah"

Now all YOU OTHERS say "Hell Yeah"

You see I called my old lady
For a friendly word
She picked up the phone
Dropped it on the floor
Uh uh was all I heard

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