Lady Lyft Driver

In which Prince bemoans his low user rating on Uber and learns that pink mustaches do not mean free mustache rides.

Breakfast Can't Wait

Prince says the wrong thing to a diner waitress in the middle of a Chopped breakfast challenge.

Private Joy

Prince sings about his Real Doll.

2012

Prince discovers the Mayan calendar. Randomly freestyles about the virgins in the well at Chichen Itza.

Bambi

An unheard remake in which Prince is Elmer Fudd and Bambi is a deer.

I wanna melt with U

The Wicked Witch of the West thinks she's a popsicle. It's just one long scream punctuated by ice cream truck bells.

The 24-7 Twitter

Remixed with a countdown clock, references to Aaliyah on an emoji chat to R Kelly.

Pink Cashmere

Prince is a contestant on Project Runway. He is disappointed he can't use his favorite model and this a normal person challenge.

[Edited 6/24/16 19:39pm]

I'll add mine after the BET Awards on Sunday. That way I can add every wack tribute from the broadcast.

Until then, you can check out the rumored tributes here (artists and song titles included).
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[Edited 6/24/16 19:30pm]

PurpleBabied said:

Lady Lyft Driver

In which Prince bemoans his low user rating on Uber and learns that pink mustaches do not mean free mustache rides.

Breakfast Can't Wait

Prince says the wrong thing to a diner waitress in the middle of a Chopped breakfast challenge.

Private Joy

Prince sings about his Real Doll.

2012

Prince discovers the Mayan calendar. Randomly freestyles about the virgins in the well at Chichen Itza.

Bambi

An unheard remake in which Prince is Elmer Fudd and Bambi is a deer.

I wanna melt with U

The Wicked Witch of the West thinks she's a popsicle. It's just one long scream punctuated by ice cream truck bells.

The 24-7 Twitter

Remixed with a countdown clock, references to Aaliyah on an emoji chat to R Kelly.

Pink Cashmere

Prince is a contestant on Project Runway. He is disappointed he can't use his favorite model and this a normal person challenge.

[Edited 6/24/16 19:39pm]

Thank you for the laugh. Purple mustaches however do receive freebies

bookwomen said:

PurpleBabied said:

Lady Lyft Driver

In which Prince bemoans his low user rating on Uber and learns that pink mustaches do not mean free mustache rides.

Breakfast Can't Wait

Prince says the wrong thing to a diner waitress in the middle of a Chopped breakfast challenge.

Private Joy

Prince sings about his Real Doll.

2012

Prince discovers the Mayan calendar. Randomly freestyles about the virgins in the well at Chichen Itza.

Bambi

An unheard remake in which Prince is Elmer Fudd and Bambi is a deer.

I wanna melt with U

The Wicked Witch of the West thinks she's a popsicle. It's just one long scream punctuated by ice cream truck bells.

The 24-7 Twitter

Remixed with a countdown clock, references to Aaliyah on an emoji chat to R Kelly.

Pink Cashmere

Prince is a contestant on Project Runway. He is disappointed he can't use his favorite model and this a normal person challenge.

[Edited 6/24/16 19:39pm]

Thank you for the laugh. Purple mustaches however do receive freebies

:Cue some very literal men who attempt manic panic dye jobs on their mustaches:

Love Seat (remix)

Outtake in which Prince runs around Pier One after closing time & Princifies all of the furniture.