Okay, mine is
"The rain sounds so cool
When it hits the barn roof
And the horses wonder who you are
The thunder drowns out what the lightning sees
And honey you feel like a movie star.."
The lyrics are pretty cool and funny especially when he makes that face in the music video when he says "and the horses wonder who you are" lol and I like the imagery in the lyrics.. I also like how it's delivered.. This part of the song was always my favorite
And also a personal favorite,
"You know the Kama Sutra
I could rewrite it, with half as many words"

What are some of your favorite lyrics?

"Who gonna stop 200 balloons? ....... Nobody!"

jk

There's really too many to quote but a current fav,

-

How come U said that I was your baby
When U and your love was gonna leave?
U led me on, thinkin' U was Moses
Herdin' sheep blindly through a fantasy
U done me wrong!!

And everybody knows it....
Now the sound of my voice is pumpin' in your chest
More or less, I am here 2 tell U that
I am the best, better than the rest

Better than the thieves in the temple

Vicki Waiting

Talk of children still frightens me
Is my character enough 2 be
One that deserves a copy made?
This I one day, hope 2 see
Until then she's held at bay
By my animal-like persistence
Or maybe she's just 2 proud 2 say
That fate (fate) brought us together
And this is where she wants 2 stay

"You know the KamaSutra I could rewrite it, in half as many words" <my number one favourite lmao

"Thunder drowns out what the lightning sees, you feel like a movie star"

Pretty much all of Anna Stesia

There is more but I can't think atm because I'm in uni haha

"..some people think im kinda smart-uh..why must a fellow stop with you b4 he starts?(does not compute momma).."

"...There was a dame from London
Who insisted that he love her
Then left him 4 a real prince
From Arabia, now isn't that
A shame that sometimes money
Buys U everything and nothing
Love, it only seems 2 buy a
Terminal condition of the heart

Thinking about U driving me crazy
My friends all say it's just a phase, but ooh-ooh
Every day is a yellow day
I'm blinded by the daisies in your yard

There was a woman from the ghetto
Who made funny faces just like
Clara Bow, how was I 2 know
That she would wear the same
Cologne as U and giggle the same
Giggle that you do..whenever i would act a fool
a fool with a condition of the heart..."
[Edited 4/20/15 5:13am]

"...i pay the rent in this raggedy muthafucka
all you do is suck up food and heat
say what?...oh yeah..
for someone who cant stand them TV dinners
you sure eat enough o them muthafuckas..."
[Edited 4/20/15 5:30am]

"..Sugah wellll...
im thinkin that u really need 2 b my pet (o really?)
and let me put u in my lil cage
cmon...im sick and tired of playin
hard to get
with a animal half my age..
Sugah wellll welllll.."
[Edited 4/20/15 5:29am]

RJOrion said:

lol omg one of the funniest Prince songs ever

RJOrion said:

I love how he delivers that line lol

"The beautiful ones you always seem to lose."

That whole song is amazing.

and...

"My pants were wet, they came off, but she couldnt see the movie cause she hadnt read the book first. Instead she pretended she was blind...."

[Edited 4/20/15 11:05am]

Oh and I've always loved this one,
"Her eyes are closed, but there's no penetration
He just makes her point the pistol to his nose while he masturbates
And I see a tear running down towards her smile..
What happens next? It all depends upon your style..."
That whole song is crazy but that's my favorite part from it lol

emesem said:

"...an affliction brought on by a witches curse...Dorothy made me laugh, i felt much better so i went back to the violent room...lemme tell u what i did..."

great storytelling (again)

"...Annie Christian wanted
to be number 1
But her kingdom never comes,
thy will be done
She couldn't stand the glory,
she would be 2nd to none
The way Annie tells the story,
she's his only son
Annie Christian wanted
to be a big star
So she moved to Atlanta
and she bought a blue car
She killed black children,
and what's fair is fair
If u try and say u're crazy,
everybody say electric chair
ELECTRIC CHAIR!!!.."

ANNIE CHRISTIAN WAS A WHORE

Dream if U can a courtyard
An ocean of violets in bloom
Animals strike curious poses
They feel the heat
The heat between me and U

Like Adam & Eve in the garden of Eden.

RJOrion said:

...always looking for some fun..

'..."What's up little girl?"
"I ain't got time to play."
Baby didn't say too much
She said, "Are you gay?"
Kinda took me by suprise
I didn't know what to do
I just looked her in her eyes
And I said, "No, are u?"

She don't like no beef
She just loves me 4 me

Team vegan, team Prince.