KingSausage said:

In a Large Room with No Light Lana drew a picture in school today One that made her mother cry A picture of a woman with a *DICK* in her hand Standing by a child with no eyes Once you hear that, it's hard to unhear it. But perhaps it clarifies what happened to the child's eyes.

Same.

I've misheard a lot but I can only realize it/remember them when I see the printed lyrics.

KingSausage said:

In a Large Room with No Light Lana drew a picture in school today One that made her mother cry A picture of a woman with a *DICK* in her hand Standing by a child with no eyes Once you hear that, it's hard to unhear it. But perhaps it clarifies what happened to the child's eyes.

YES!!! This was the first example I thought of. I actually don't know the real lyrics..... it would ruin a cherished bootleg memory if I did.

KingSausage said:

Sadly, it's "drink" not "dick." Which sucks.

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Childhood ruiner!!!

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah [ad lib]

Oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh Skater Emo,
Oooh-ohh-ooh-oooh Skater sleep on the bed,

Oooh Nasal!
Now, now!
Ooooui, ha ha! Vooooilà!

Darling Nikki (@3:22) — Purple Rain

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WasThisWomanHeAintNeverNoticedBeforeHeLostHimselfInTheAtticCoolLadyManToWhichHeSaysThem : these 2 words.

Joy In Repetition (@1:22) - Graffiti Bridge

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sulls said:

KoolEaze said:

IstenSzek said:

funny, i hear "my hopes, my penis.... is aimed in the wrong direction"

Lately I´ve been thinking that my penis is indeed aimed in the wrong direction.

deebee said:

Oh, I almost forgot my best one:

"So fishy tonight..... The bread is soft; it adds to your sex."

no, seriously:

In Power Fantastic, instead of "Minor G is the chord of pleasure", I used to think it was "My energy is the core of pleasure"

And yes, as others have said, in Large Room with No Light, I used to hear "dick in her hand" instead of "drink in her hand".

"Every woman and every man

One day they just got to understand

That if we're playin' with Slinkies

Everything will be

Melody Cool..."

SanMartin said:

and in the most tricherious poses,they feel the heat,the heat between me and you

this is what I assumed he was singing...even though I have no idea what "tricherious" means (does that word even exist?? lol)

Peace in all your moonbeam levels to me.....(Please send all your moonbeam levels to me)

SoulAlive said:

sulls said:

Until I joined the org, I thought Prince was singing in Extra Loveable "I want a virgin, baby. I don't think u heard me. I want a virgin, baby" only to learn he was singing "I'm on the verge of rape". And another - in Mountains, I heard "I say, someday, mountains and the sea..." when it's actually "I say it's only mountains and the sea".

Oh my God - I thought those EXACT same two things... The 'Extra Loveable' one I learned by coming here - the 'Mountains' one I didn't know until JUST NOW!

Bob

When we're making love

I can't hold back

It's like having a hundred million little harder tax

--------

Can't stop this feeling I got

U know I sit at night

Can't stop this feeling I got

Talkin' about another lasting light

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SanMartin said:

I know what you want me to do, Put me on the street and make me poo. Oh sister...

This is so funny! I can't stop laughing! It does sound like that though

sulls said:

The Screams Of Passion: The moon appears and disappears U look at me My clothes I quickly I quickly shit

When Doves Cry: At first, I thought he said, "And the most TRI-CURIOUS poses..." ("Animals strike curious poses)