Supernova said:

I will not cave under ridicule. He's my Don Magic Juan & I'm wearing see-through pumps w/ a short gold dress...

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That's it, I've had it! I give up... I'M READY.

• I'm ready to rape my savings account, get on a plane & breathe thick, hot Minneapolis air. Get rained on, get mud on my clothes, FUCK UP a pair of shoes, risk heat stroke AND exhaustion...
  
  
• I'm ready to sleep all day & exist on energy drinks and greasy fast food for a week, to piss full strength Red Bull & leave the party staggering, ears ringing, yawning like I'm 95...
  
  
• I'm ready to be SO hyped I can touch the rafters when I jump up, put a dent in the floor coming down. To pack a neckbrace for ALL NIGHT LONG. Wanna jam all night & not sing? FINE. Do the entire show from behind a curtain? WHOO-HOO!! Play a 20 minute version of Jughead, I'll GLADLY suppress the urge to hurl... Oh yes, I'm READY...
  
  
• Ready to do whatever he wants the crowd to do, say whatever he wants us to say. Cheer for the camera as if I'm at a show?? OKAY! Say "interferons" until MY blood is dead?? NO PROBLEM!! I'll crack open a bible AND pick up the trash. I can pass out napkins @ the veggie burger stand but only after I carry P's cuss jar around on a crushed velvet pillow & make sure NPG water is stocked & ready to go - WHERE'S THE STOCK ROOM???
  
  
• I'm ready to write OTAN on my forehead and crawl across the floor. To wear good girl clothes & stop cussing the minute my plane lands - veganize me! To burn piles of bootlegs... :O okay, scratch that, but I'm EAGER to fall to my knees, beg, plead, help Prince sell copies of ONA-L! out the trunk of my car - whatever it takes! I succumb, I'm turning myself over to him. I wanna be the best fan in the crowd, sing along when he says "SING IT!", listen when it's time to shut the fuck up - I wanna be his slave, his screaming whore, his bottom bitch. Oh yes, I'm gettin' Pimps Up, Hoes Down up in here y'all - I'M READY...

Come on Prince, let's make a date for JUNE. I got my red pumps on... :O Uh, I got some sexy yet comfortable shoes on, my ass is in the air & I'm bending over... Make me forgive you for every strand of hair you've ever cut, every moon earwrap & ant-trail moustache, every time I've slept on cold concrete with no pillow, every note of Horny Pony AND Courtin' Time.

Give it to me... and give it to me good. JUNE, man, fuckin' June...




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[This message was edited Fri Feb 21 2:36:09 PST 2003 by CalhounSq]

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That's it, I've had it! I give up... I'M READY.

• I'm ready to rape my savings account, get on a plane & breathe thick, hot Minneapolis air. Get rained on, get mud on my clothes, FUCK UP a pair of shoes, risk heat stroke AND exhaustion...
  
  
• I'm ready to sleep all day & exist on energy drinks and greasy fast food for a week, to piss full strength Red Bull & leave the party staggering, ears ringing, yawning like I'm 95...
  
  
• I'm ready to be SO hyped I can touch the rafters when I jump up, put a dent in the floor coming down. To pack a neckbrace for ALL NIGHT LONG. Wanna jam all night & not sing? FINE. Do the entire show from behind a curtain? WHOO-HOO!! Play a 20 minute version of Jughead, I'll GLADLY suppress the urge to hurl... Oh yes, I'm READY...
  
  
• Ready to do whatever he wants the crowd to do, say whatever he wants us to say. Cheer for the camera as if I'm at a show?? OKAY! Say "interferons" until MY blood is dead?? NO PROBLEM!! I'll crack open a bible AND pick up the trash. I can pass out napkins @ the veggie burger stand but only after I carry P's cuss jar around on a crushed velvet pillow & make sure NPG water is stocked & ready to go - WHERE'S THE STOCK ROOM???
  
  
• I'm ready to write OTAN on my forehead and crawl across the floor. To wear good girl clothes & stop cussing the minute my plane lands - veganize me! To burn piles of bootlegs... :O okay, scratch that, but I'm EAGER to fall to my knees, beg, plead, help Prince sell copies of ONA-L! out the trunk of my car - whatever it takes! I succumb, I'm turning myself over to him. I wanna be the best fan in the crowd, sing along when he says "SING IT!", listen when it's time to shut the fuck up - I wanna be his slave, his screaming whore, his bottom bitch. Oh yes, I'm gettin' Pimps Up, Hoes Down up in here y'all - I'M READY...

Come on Prince, let's make a date for JUNE. I got my red pumps on... :O Uh, I got some sexy yet comfortable shoes on, my ass is in the air & I'm bending over... Make me forgive you for every strand of hair you've ever cut, every moon earwrap & ant-trail moustache, every time I've slept on cold concrete with no pillow, every note of Horny Pony AND Courtin' Time.

Give it to me... and give it to me good. JUNE, man, fuckin' June...

Then again maybe she's taking us all for a ride

CalhounSq said:

:O

Snap out of it!!!

Have some decency, and wait until March to start fawning!

You're making the FAMS look respectable.

RoseOfSharon said:

I wouldn't go that far, ROS.

This post scares me, have tickets gone on sale?!!! Am I missing something?

CalhounSq said:

Did you say Don Magic Juan? Not the Bishop!

CSq, you never cease to amaze me...this was funny and entertaining. Patience, little one...

you got me hyped!

WOW...Powerful passion filled purple emotions bursting out of ya;)

What is it about this man that can have a girl like Calhoun salivating?

Then again maybe she's taking us all for a ride

Only logical explanation

Maybe

I hope

giotto said:

She's not.

:O

Snap out of it!!!

Have some decency, and wait until March to start fawning!

You're making the FAMS look respectable.

Does that mean you're going to the Celebration Calhoun?

Girl you are pumped for this.

See you've been waitin' far to long to attend a Celebration and you do need to Release It in June. You will have the time of your LIFE Calhoun,really you will.

I swear if he doesn't get his little bum moving on this Celly, I am going to have to drive to Paisley and pimp slap his big ol head.

RoseOfSharon said:

I wouldn't go that far, ROS.

The FAMS haven't started to grab their ankles, Supernova.
This is serious.

Does that mean you're going to the Celebration Calhoun?

Girl you are pumped for this. See you've been waitin' far to long to attend a Celebration and you do need to Release It in June. You will have the time of your LIFE Calhoun,really you will. I swear if he doesn't get his little bum moving on this Celly, I am going to have to drive to Paisley and pimp slap his big ol head.

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That's it, I've had it! I give up... I'M READY.

• I'm ready to rape my savings account, get on a plane & breathe thick, hot Minneapolis air. Get rained on, get mud on my clothes, FUCK UP a pair of shoes, risk heat stroke AND exhaustion...
  
  
• I'm ready to sleep all day & exist on energy drinks and greasy fast food for a week, to piss full strength Red Bull & leave the party staggering, ears ringing, yawning like I'm 95...
  
  
• I'm ready to be SO hyped I can touch the rafters when I jump up, put a dent in the floor coming down. To pack a neckbrace for ALL NIGHT LONG. Wanna jam all night & not sing? FINE. Do the entire show from behind a curtain? WHOO-HOO!! Play a 20 minute version of Jughead, I'll GLADLY suppress the urge to hurl... Oh yes, I'm READY...
  
  
• Ready to do whatever he wants the crowd to do, say whatever he wants us to say. Cheer for the camera as if I'm at a show?? OKAY! Say "interferons" until MY blood is dead?? NO PROBLEM!! I'll crack open a bible AND pick up the trash. I can pass out napkins @ the veggie burger stand but only after I carry P's cuss jar around on a crushed velvet pillow & make sure NPG water is stocked & ready to go - WHERE'S THE STOCK ROOM???
  
  
• I'm ready to write OTAN on my forehead and crawl across the floor. To wear good girl clothes & stop cussing the minute my plane lands - veganize me! To burn piles of bootlegs... :O okay, scratch that, but I'm EAGER to fall to my knees, beg, plead, help Prince sell copies of ONA-L! out the trunk of my car - whatever it takes! I succumb, I'm turning myself over to him. I wanna be the best fan in the crowd, sing along when he says "SING IT!", listen when it's time to shut the fuck up - I wanna be his slave, his screaming whore, his bottom bitch. Oh yes, I'm gettin' Pimps Up, Hoes Down up in here y'all - I'M READY...

Come on Prince, let's make a date for JUNE. I got my red pumps on... :O Uh, I got some sexy yet comfortable shoes on, my ass is in the air & I'm bending over... Make me forgive you for every strand of hair you've ever cut, every moon earwrap & ant-trail moustache, every time I've slept on cold concrete with no pillow, every note of Horny Pony AND Courtin' Time.

Give it to me... and give it to me good. JUNE, man, fuckin' June...




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[This message was edited Fri Feb 21 2:36:09 PST 2003 by CalhounSq]

.
That's it, I've had it! I give up... I'M READY.

• I'm ready to rape my savings account, get on a plane & breathe thick, hot Minneapolis air. Get rained on, get mud on my clothes, FUCK UP a pair of shoes, risk heat stroke AND exhaustion...
  
  
• I'm ready to sleep all day & exist on energy drinks and greasy fast food for a week, to piss full strength Red Bull & leave the party staggering, ears ringing, yawning like I'm 95...
  
  
• I'm ready to be SO hyped I can touch the rafters when I jump up, put a dent in the floor coming down. To pack a neckbrace for ALL NIGHT LONG. Wanna jam all night & not sing? FINE. Do the entire show from behind a curtain? WHOO-HOO!! Play a 20 minute version of Jughead, I'll GLADLY suppress the urge to hurl... Oh yes, I'm READY...
  
  
• Ready to do whatever he wants the crowd to do, say whatever he wants us to say. Cheer for the camera as if I'm at a show?? OKAY! Say "interferons" until MY blood is dead?? NO PROBLEM!! I'll crack open a bible AND pick up the trash. I can pass out napkins @ the veggie burger stand but only after I carry P's cuss jar around on a crushed velvet pillow & make sure NPG water is stocked & ready to go - WHERE'S THE STOCK ROOM???
  
  
• I'm ready to write OTAN on my forehead and crawl across the floor. To wear good girl clothes & stop cussing the minute my plane lands - veganize me! To burn piles of bootlegs... :O okay, scratch that, but I'm EAGER to fall to my knees, beg, plead, help Prince sell copies of ONA-L! out the trunk of my car - whatever it takes! I succumb, I'm turning myself over to him. I wanna be the best fan in the crowd, sing along when he says "SING IT!", listen when it's time to shut the fuck up - I wanna be his slave, his screaming whore, his bottom bitch. Oh yes, I'm gettin' Pimps Up, Hoes Down up in here y'all - I'M READY...

Come on Prince, let's make a date for JUNE. I got my red pumps on... :O Uh, I got some sexy yet comfortable shoes on, my ass is in the air & I'm bending over... Make me forgive you for every strand of hair you've ever cut, every moon earwrap & ant-trail moustache, every time I've slept on cold concrete with no pillow, every note of Horny Pony AND Courtin' Time.

Give it to me... and give it to me good. JUNE, man, fuckin' June...

don't give up, calhoun...don't give up. june's just a week away...

.
That's it, I've had it! I give up... I'M READY.

• I'm ready to rape my savings account, get on a plane & breathe thick, hot Minneapolis air. Get rained on, get mud on my clothes, FUCK UP a pair of shoes, risk heat stroke AND exhaustion...
  
  
• I'm ready to sleep all day & exist on energy drinks and greasy fast food for a week, to piss full strength Red Bull & leave the party staggering, ears ringing, yawning like I'm 95...
  
  
• I'm ready to be SO hyped I can touch the rafters when I jump up, put a dent in the floor coming down. To pack a neckbrace for ALL NIGHT LONG. Wanna jam all night & not sing? FINE. Do the entire show from behind a curtain? WHOO-HOO!! Play a 20 minute version of Jughead, I'll GLADLY suppress the urge to hurl... Oh yes, I'm READY...
  
  
• Ready to do whatever he wants the crowd to do, say whatever he wants us to say. Cheer for the camera as if I'm at a show?? OKAY! Say "interferons" until MY blood is dead?? NO PROBLEM!! I'll crack open a bible AND pick up the trash. I can pass out napkins @ the veggie burger stand but only after I carry P's cuss jar around on a crushed velvet pillow & make sure NPG water is stocked & ready to go - WHERE'S THE STOCK ROOM???
  
  
• I'm ready to write OTAN on my forehead and crawl across the floor. To wear good girl clothes & stop cussing the minute my plane lands - veganize me! To burn piles of bootlegs... :O okay, scratch that, but I'm EAGER to fall to my knees, beg, plead, help Prince sell copies of ONA-L! out the trunk of my car - whatever it takes! I succumb, I'm turning myself over to him. I wanna be the best fan in the crowd, sing along when he says "SING IT!", listen when it's time to shut the fuck up - I wanna be his slave, his screaming whore, his bottom bitch. Oh yes, I'm gettin' Pimps Up, Hoes Down up in here y'all - I'M READY...

Come on Prince, let's make a date for JUNE. I got my red pumps on... :O Uh, I got some sexy yet comfortable shoes on, my ass is in the air & I'm bending over... Make me forgive you for every strand of hair you've ever cut, every moon earwrap & ant-trail moustache, every time I've slept on cold concrete with no pillow, every note of Horny Pony AND Courtin' Time.

Give it to me... and give it to me good. JUNE, man, fuckin' June...




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[This message was edited Fri Feb 21 2:36:09 PST 2003 by CalhounSq]