OzlemUcucu said:

Prince is more connected to the same word of Uncle Scrooge than he realises. In a way if u check the song titles that are listed under McDuck in wikipedia, u will realise they have a resembe to Prince song titles the exception being "1-2 Soundcheck" which I already suggested as song title for his next album...

Here are similarities to the songs

http://en.wikipedia.org/w...le_Scrooge

I like "hanydy Andy"

imago said:

He just call the new cd .................Dave..............................Simple

davetherave6767 said:

He just call the new cd .................Dave..............................Simple

dJJ said:

Song titles:

* Cleopatra in spring

(An ode to the brave youngsters in Egypt who started the Arab spring)

* Desillusions

(About the youngsters in Egypt who have been overruled by the current army leaders, showing that power corrupts people)

* It's allways about the money

(reference to the financial crisis and how the bankers got to the point that they only took care of their own bonuses knowingly risking the current crisis, however, not caring about that. They were driven by money, status and power. Prince surely can relate to that process and can tell us in a song how that works; only caring for your own money.)

* Why bother with freedom when you can be ruled by Sharia.

(He talks via his music, so he can explain why he'd rather have a strict set of rules, defined by one group, that everybody has to obey, otherwise punishment by stoning.)

* Stone the girls and gays.

(Song about how girls and gays get stoned in Muslim countries. The Sharia is a wonderfull thing)

* Girl you are the love of my life. You confirm my ego and enhance my status.

* I'm a brilliant musician.

Sounds like a terrible album.

Official Soundtrack of Happy Feet 2

For My Obsessors Only

By: Prince

Featuring Vocals: a random girl who's gotten into P's Pants

Live

2012: The Soundtrack

imago said:

Better than the original cover (for Lady Ga Ga and Prince)

ANOTHERJEHOVAHHOLINMYHEAD

1. Funk the Orgers.

2. Quiet (tax man's at the door!)

3. Eye Can't Date U but I Can Educate U

4. Bria Slippin' Out the Back Door

5. Backstage with Green Tea

6. Don't Ask Me 2 Pay U (just play!)

7. Where Has the Music Gone?

8. Viritol Needs a Snuggy

9. Remember the Warner Days?

10. Did Eye Record this Already?

Plus a promise of a video 2 b released later. Also a deluxe edition.

This entire post has made me laugh out loud

I vote for "Funk witness"

aardvark15 said:

For My Obsessors Only

By: Prince

Featuring Vocals: a random girl who's gotten into P's Pants

Tracks:

Sister (Remix) (Removes all dirty lyrics and replaces them with other ones so Prince can play this song live to please 300 people)

Take A Love Elixer- By Prince and the Random Chick of the Year

Islamic City

Smooth N.P.G Operator- Music by Prince vocals by Random Chick of the Year trying to be Sade

I Wondered U (But Now I'm Bored)

Avalanche Part 2 (Martin Luuuther King was a raciisst)

The Rapture (It's Near)

The Arms Of Jehova- By Prince and The Random Chick

Bonus Trakcs:

Jehova- A 20 minute lecture about why to become a JW so Prince doesn't have to knock on your door

Criss Christ- Originally from 1979 as "Criss Cross". Title changed for religious regions

(BTW does anyone get trakc 2's title)

Illuminations said:

ANOTHERJEHOVAHHOLINMYHEAD

1. Funk the Orgers.

2. Quiet (tax man's at the door!)

3. Eye Can't Date U but I Can Educate U

4. Bria Slippin' Out the Back Door

5. Backstage with Green Tea

6. Don't Ask Me 2 Pay U (just play!)

7. Where Has the Music Gone?

8. Viritol Needs a Snuggy

9. Remember the Warner Days?

10. Did Eye Record this Already?

Plus a promise of a video 2 b released later. Also a deluxe edition.

aardvark15 said:

aardvark15 said:

For My Obsessors Only

By: Prince

Featuring Vocals: a random girl who's gotten into P's Pants

Tracks:

Sister (Remix) (Removes all dirty lyrics and replaces them with other ones so Prince can play this song live to please 300 people)

Take A Love Elixer- By Prince and the Random Chick of the Year

Islamic City

Smooth N.P.G Operator- Music by Prince vocals by Random Chick of the Year trying to be Sade

I Wondered U (But Now I'm Bored)

Avalanche Part 2 (Martin Luuuther King was a raciisst)

The Rapture (It's Near)

The Arms Of Jehova- By Prince and The Random Chick

Bonus Trakcs:

Jehova- A 20 minute lecture about why to become a JW so Prince doesn't have to knock on your door

Criss Christ- Originally from 1979 as "Criss Cross". Title changed for religious regions

(BTW does anyone get trakc 2's title)

I just found this - it's too funny! A great laugh before going to bed, thanks! All the posts are hilarious, but especially liked illuminations, aardvark & imago!

In light of the new Andy & Prince hand-holding photo, I wonder if the creative folks out there have any new ideas for the upcoming CD?

aardvark15 said:

aardvark15 said:

For My Obsessors Only

By: Prince

Featuring Vocals: a random girl who's gotten into P's Pants

Tracks:

Sister (Remix) (Removes all dirty lyrics and replaces them with other ones so Prince can play this song live to please 300 people)

Take A Love Elixer- By Prince and the Random Chick of the Year

Islamic City

Smooth N.P.G Operator- Music by Prince vocals by Random Chick of the Year trying to be Sade

I Wondered U (But Now I'm Bored)

Avalanche Part 2 (Martin Luuuther King was a raciisst)

The Rapture (It's Near)

The Arms Of Jehova- By Prince and The Random Chick

Bonus Trakcs:

Jehova- A 20 minute lecture about why to become a JW so Prince doesn't have to knock on your door

Criss Christ- Originally from 1979 as "Criss Cross". Title changed for religious regions

(BTW does anyone get trakc 2's title)

this is genius. avalanche 2 i almost cried.

ludwig said:

Fuck Religion

It should contain a cover of REM's "losing my religion" and another song called "god is not alive".

"To lose religion" means "to lose one's temper" in this context. That R.E.M. song has nothing to do with religion.

"finally something good and not the usual crap"

2 Sides 2 O Twelve

purple lover

dressing up

lovelight

robot juice

smell the love

rub a dub

pink jesus

underneath the peace

radio radio

high heels

realistically

captain cream jeans (mr. 2 happy mix)

4 um (the dead internet mix)

pay 2 pray (the purple preacher feature)

i've got a lotta money (the i don't have any talent left mix)

the chains of you tube (no candy mix)

get up offa your feet a (shelby j rap mixlead vox)

not a lot like jazz (go renato go mix)

where is the snare? (the cardboard blackwell snap mix)

she's a horse (ah oooh)

forget you (the no second verse medley mix)

get on my pretty man boat (the yet another forgettable funk jam at the end of the cd mix)

herb4 said:

KeithyT said:

love it.

Tracklist includes

Big Funghi

Horny Toadstool

However Mushroom U Want

Spore The Tears In Ur Eyes

Big Fungus

Empty Shroom

Large Shroom With No Light

Va-va-shroom

We Mush

We Live to Get Fungi

Eye Like Fungi Music

Soul Psilocybin-cide

Amanita (Come 2 Me, Ravish Me, Liberate My Mind, etc...)

Ok, that last one was stretching it a bit.

"D.a.v.e."

Shall I help you out dave?

Dave the Slave

1. Crave unto the Joy Fantastic
2. Dirty Dave
3. The Banned One
4. New Shower Soul
5. Why Should Eye Crave This When I Can Crave That?
6. When Daves Cry
7. Let's Go Davey
8. Dave's Little Pill
9. Planet Dave
10. Dave the Slave

Hidden tracks:

Soft and Hairy

Do me, Davey

FunkyDissCo said:

dJJ said:

Song titles:

* Cleopatra in spring

(An ode to the brave youngsters in Egypt who started the Arab spring)

* Desillusions

(About the youngsters in Egypt who have been overruled by the current army leaders, showing that power corrupts people)

* It's allways about the money

(reference to the financial crisis and how the bankers got to the point that they only took care of their own bonuses knowingly risking the current crisis, however, not caring about that. They were driven by money, status and power. Prince surely can relate to that process and can tell us in a song how that works; only caring for your own money.)

* Why bother with freedom when you can be ruled by Sharia.

(He talks via his music, so he can explain why he'd rather have a strict set of rules, defined by one group, that everybody has to obey, otherwise punishment by stoning.)

* Stone the girls and gays.

(Song about how girls and gays get stoned in Muslim countries. The Sharia is a wonderfull thing)

* Girl you are the love of my life. You confirm my ego and enhance my status.

* I'm a brilliant musician.

The "arab spring" started in Tunisia, not in Egypt.

Try to read some newspapers of whatever, maybe that'll also have an effect on your stupid Islamophobia.

GREAT new album title!

Islamophobia

1. Islamophobia
2. Islam It
3. Islam in Repetition
4. Islam Would Stand All Time
5. Islamerica
6. Islarms of Orion
7. Islam Could Never take Take the Place of Your man
8. Islamoversy
9. IslamGlam
10. Islamcipation

Bonus tracks/outtakes (for failing to find a fitting title):

Diamonds and oil

Barry Talk To Arabia

Around the Arab World in a Day

U Got the Book

If I Was Your Muslim

The Prophet

When the Burqa's go down

Tremolina said:

FunkyDissCo said:

The "arab spring" started in Tunisia, not in Egypt.

Try to read some newspapers of whatever, maybe that'll also have an effect on your stupid Islamophobia.

GREAT new album title!

Islamophobia

1. Islamophobia
2. Islam It
3. Islam in Repetition
4. Islam Would Stand All Time
5. Islamerica
6. Islarms of Orion
7. Islam Could Never take Take the Place of Your man
8. Islamoversy
9. IslamGlam
10. Islamcipation

Bonus tracks/outtakes (for failing to find a fitting title):

Diamonds and oil

Barry Talk To Arabia

Around the Arab World in a Day

U Got the Book

If I Was Your Muslim

The Prophet

When the Burqa's go down

We had a thread about such songtitles earlier this year, it wasn't received very well around here .

Although those were a more offensive.

Just to inform you.

^ this thread is parody. my posts are too