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You and PRINCE have a Conversation AFTER smoking Some JOINTs Let's say you and Prince are hanging around one day after smoking some blunts.
And, after a long winded diatribe about how burqas can protect you from acid rain and chemtrail pollutants according to the Askashic records, Prince stares at you for a long, hot moment and begins to ask....
"Mayte?, " Prince begins, " I can call you that, can't I? (cough...) ok, good..."
He continues, "THere are three types of people in this world...Those who can count, and those who can't. Know what I'm sayin?"
He stares at you, "Now, I ain't no static-tition or math-magician, but ain't nobody signed up for lotusflow3r.com but Bria and her org alter accounts. That ain't more than a couple hundred signups."
He places his hands on your laps, stares into your eyes and continues.....
"What would it take for you to join another one of my websites?"
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You are too funny, dude. | |
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I probably outweigh Prince by about 160 pounds so it'll take longer for me to blitzed but I won't join his site unless I get another shirt with Bria's face on it, that alone would be worth $77. FO REEEELLLSSSSZZ Jeux Sans Frontiers | |
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Admittedly funny as fuck, but I always wonder why so many fans think Prince is super-ignorant or two steps away from being a savant or something.
That aside, I'd join any site he made as long as it was free, I don't believe in paying for access to any site and never have; that's what kept me away from Lotusflower dot com to begin with.
"I don't think you'd do well in captivity." - random person's comment to me the other day | |
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Unlimited access to the Prince+Diamond+Pearl tapes.
Oh, and some music. |
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MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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THANK YOU
Finally SOMEBODY who takes this subject seriously | |
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Mastered Live Recordings ... 4ever. | |
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play all of these songs LIVE:
Head Dirty Mind Hello Irresistable Bitch Come Ronnie Talk 2 Russia D.M.S.R (ORIGINAL LYRICS) Do It All Night Sister Teacher Teacher 17 Days Possessed Soft & Wet I wanna B ur lover Sexy Dancer Bambi Peach Mountains Darling Nikki Computer Blue It Let's Pretend We're Married Automatic Dark Purple Music
sing EVERYTHING urself, no shelby, no andy, no back up singers, just like back in the days when a prince concert was a PRINCE concert
and if ya manage 2 do the splits, I'll let u pick out a song u don't wanna perform
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Backstage passes and access to PP. And one night alone with you as a bonus. And, oh yeah, an entire album dedicated to my fine self. Is there any place of refuge one can flee from this insanity | |
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Well, first of all he would have to stop calling me Mayte and putting his hands on me. Second, I doubt he smokes that much. A few puffs is all he'd take, if that. Third, yeah, it has to be free. I'm just saying... | |
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His acceptance of my invitation to join me at a fisting tournament would be deemed sufficient recompense. "The Pentagon controls every word and image the American people reads or sees in mass media."
Richard Perle 2004, at a press conference in the Pentagon.  | |
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Is there any place of refuge one can flee from this insanity | |
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An apology for The Rainbow Children. | |
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It wouldn't take anything. I liked the Lotusflow3r site, I still wear my t-shirt all the time. I'd sign up for another Prince site in a second even if it cost more than Lotusflow3r did. |
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It's Button Therapy, Baby! | |
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I would tell him to roll over and close his eyes.....
I would then shove a bottle of 3121 perfume up his backdoor.
I'de say "Prince, its true, even your shits smell of lavender! Goodnight." . |
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Hahahaha...Hecks NAW! Stop the madness! Hahaha It's Button Therapy, Baby! | |
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This topic makes me laugh, Really I imagine myself holding his arm or embracing his the neck..tell him to improvise a song, to tell me some jokes.. I'd surely talk about how sensual his lips seem to me.. I'd be as a drunk one who says non sense Definetely I'll kiss him wildly We make our own way to heaven everyday
"The only Love there is, is the Love we make" | |
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GuRRLL, you freaky and naaassstttttaaayyyyyy | |
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There ain't enough weed in the world for me to join another one of Prince's web sites. | |
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That's wonderful, dear
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Of course, after the joint's effect, I'd sign for another Prince's music site ( if not too expensive)
We make our own way to heaven everyday
"The only Love there is, is the Love we make" | |
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