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Reply #30 posted 05/08/11 6:45pm

Timmy84

"Pretty Man"...without question! lol

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Reply #31 posted 05/08/11 9:10pm

ufoclub

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Cloreen Baconskin, Pretty Man, Databank (his version where the band rebels towards the end)

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Reply #32 posted 05/08/11 9:19pm

veronikka

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Bob George (skinny mf with the high voice) Movie Star (I almost suffocated in that car, next time I won't wear so much paco rabanne; I just walk in don't even find a seat, threw my coat on the floor, grabbed somebody for a quick dance, boy or girl, it don't matter I'm hot!)

YES! lol

Rhythm floods my heart♥The melody it feeds my soul
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Reply #33 posted 05/08/11 9:56pm

Vict0r

Movie Star

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Reply #34 posted 05/08/11 9:56pm

alandail

how about My Medallion - pretty much the whole song (not sure these are quite accurate, I fixed one thing that looked wrong)

Uh uh, mm mm
Say fellas
U ever have one them girls that just... bad?
Know what I mean?
Nah, I ain't talkin' about fine, I'm talkin' about bad
Cuss all the time, steal... man she rob her own moms
Down at the post office got 2 pictures
I'm talkin' about one of Bebe's kids, y'all - bad!
Hear me?
Oh, she fine 2...fine

Don't know why, I want that girl {x2}

'Twas the middle of the summer
Rather late in the day
This pretty thang, she walked up 2 me
She said she was good 2 play
She told me 2 close my eyes
So she could get a kiss
I said, "Sure, honey" and obliged (Sure, honey)
Girl snatched my medallion and called me a bitch, running!

Don't know why, I want that girl {x4}

I found out her place of employment
Dry cleaning - "We do fine" (Ha ha ha ha ha...)
2 manifest a little unenjoyment in her life
Was all that was running through the middle of my mind
There are many elements: wind, fire, water
But none quite like the element of surprise
See my baby, she gave me that medallion
And it, uh, U know, it mean a lot 2 me
So, so I walked up in that piece with a disguise on
And I said, "Hey!
I don't know what your name or your game is
But U better get your G-hind down on the floor
Cuz U see, I'm in a mood 2 do something koo-koo 2 U"
So she gave me that kiss and ran out the back door, ow!

Don't know why, I want that girl
Don't know why, but I want that girl
Don't know why, I want that girl
Don't know why, but I want that girl

Oh, turning around the corner
Thought that she would get by, huh - much 2 her surprise
Michael Yardbird dropped both his crutches downstairs
Tripped baby on her backside
Holdin' on the banister, sliding down slow
U know he about 2 fall down all them stairs, yo
My medallion's on the center line
She dropped my piece in the middle of the street
The taxi cab about 2 run it down (Beep beep, oh yeah)
But when the bling-bling caught the driver's eyes
He slammed on his brakes and jumped out his ride
And as he was just about 2 put his fat neck up in my jewels
(Uhn uhn uhn, nigga!)
Yardbird bounced down the stairs of that house
Crushing the bad girl like the Union Army crushed the Deep South
And when the driver turned his head 2 get his peek on
I grabbed my medallion and broke the other way
Sister was limpin' but she was kinda good 2 play

Don't know why I want that girl {x4}
(Don't, man)
(Why)

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Reply #35 posted 05/09/11 6:05am

JBK

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MOVIE STAR

You can tell about Prince's Future , but his Past is utterly unpredictable
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Reply #36 posted 05/09/11 6:19am

Harlepolis

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Cloreen Bacon Skin.

nuff said!

I'll see you "Cloreen" and I'll raise you a "Tricky" smile

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Reply #37 posted 05/09/11 7:37am

MrLee192

PRINCE! GET ON THE MIC...

PRINCE! GET ON THE MIC

I DONT WANNA GET ON THE MIC

.... god damn hilarious, as are all the raps. "you better beware cause my names rosalie and i just dont care"

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Reply #38 posted 05/09/11 7:41am

alandail

MrLee192 said:

PRINCE! GET ON THE MIC...

PRINCE! GET ON THE MIC

I DONT WANNA GET ON THE MIC

.... god damn hilarious, as are all the raps. "you better beware cause my names rosalie and i just dont care"

I think he says "you don't want me on the mic"

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Reply #39 posted 05/09/11 7:42am

MrLee192

alandail said:

MrLee192 said:

PRINCE! GET ON THE MIC...

PRINCE! GET ON THE MIC

I DONT WANNA GET ON THE MIC

.... god damn hilarious, as are all the raps. "you better beware cause my names rosalie and i just dont care"

I think he says "you don't want me on the mic"

correct, and he says it in a funny voice

then proceeds to do some crazy falsetto ohhhh thing LOL

And when hes like "im pumpin em!!!! pump pump pump pump pump pump"

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Reply #40 posted 05/09/11 8:23am

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1) If a Girl Answers (Don't Hang Up) from Vanity 6

2) Horny Pony

3) Movie Star

4) Johnny (from NPG's Goldnigga).

Unreleased:

Vibrator is hilarious!

Work That Fat is funny too.

Databank (fun with W & L)

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Reply #41 posted 05/09/11 8:24am

hhhhdmt

i love u in me lol lol

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Reply #42 posted 05/09/11 8:36am

Timmy84

hhhhdmt said:

i love u in me lol lol

"When we make love it's like surgery." lol

To me he kinda sounded like Billy Idol as if he was singing "Eyes Without a Face". lol

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Reply #43 posted 05/09/11 8:42am

hhhhdmt

Timmy84 said:

hhhhdmt said:

i love u in me lol lol

"When we make love it's like surgery." lol

To me he kinda sounded like Billy Idol as if he was singing "Eyes Without a Face". lol

" i promised myself not to come until she does, she took both hands and a liar i was", oh god this is just too funny lol lol lol Only prince can get away with this

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Reply #44 posted 05/09/11 8:52am

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hhhhdmt said:

Timmy84 said:

"When we make love it's like surgery." lol

To me he kinda sounded like Billy Idol as if he was singing "Eyes Without a Face". lol

" i promised myself not to come until she does, she took both hands and a liar i was", oh god this is just too funny lol lol lol Only prince can get away with this

Yes i always thought it was quite a bizarre and very unsexy song.

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Reply #45 posted 05/09/11 9:04am

Timmy84

TheFreakerFantastic said:

hhhhdmt said:

" i promised myself not to come until she does, she took both hands and a liar i was", oh god this is just too funny lol lol lol Only prince can get away with this

Yes i always thought it was quite a bizarre and very unsexy song.

It sounded like a creeper song or something. lol I agree, just bizarre. lol I like it though...for its weirdness factor. biggrin

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Reply #46 posted 05/09/11 9:53am

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Come On - 'I got the butter 4 your muffin, honey, but i'm just too old to hold the knife' lol

So evil girl, if one of us has a date,
With the undertaker, which one will it be?
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Reply #47 posted 05/09/11 10:20am

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ufoclub said:

Databank (his version where the band rebels towards the end)

I love that part too, it's a trip ...

Vict0r said:

Movie Star

'Can you hear this'. 'Am I supposed to be impressed' ... LoL

Peace ... & Stay Funky ...

~* The only love there is, is the love "we" make *~

www.facebook.com/purplefunklover
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Reply #48 posted 05/09/11 10:30am

IamFunkay7

lol the second half of do me baby, all the moans and what always makes me laugh is,

"ohh help me" xD wth..

"you're just gonna sit there and watch" lol

Me if I was there: yeah.. "watch what a movie, sure... what the hell!? put that back in there, omg!!" lol

[Edited 5/9/11 10:31am]

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Reply #49 posted 05/09/11 4:05pm

ThrillUorKillU

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To Name Some:

Cloreen Bacon Skin

Tricky

Jerk Out

Work That Fat

Ripopgodazippa

Days Of Wild

"Don't make me chase u, even doves have pride.."
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Reply #50 posted 05/10/11 7:23am

Shafty

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"Tamborine" has always tickled me.

I try to picture Prince in the studio doing the screamy bit at the end. Is there another man on earth who could make noises like that?

biggrin

Little? Yeah, right. It might be little but it's loud
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Reply #51 posted 05/10/11 8:45am

swdee

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"My Medalion" is quite funny smile

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Reply #52 posted 05/10/11 10:33am

lavender1983

PurpleChi said:

Bob George (skinny mf with the high voice) Movie Star (I almost suffocated in that car, next time I won't wear so much paco rabanne; I just walk in don't even find a seat, threw my coat on the floor, grabbed somebody for a quick dance, boy or girl, it don't matter I'm hot!)

I remember laughing loud after that line.....especially at that goofy laugh that comes right after and the "shit" lol

So many funny Prince songs...gotta love his sense of humour.

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Reply #53 posted 05/10/11 11:06am

eelco

''so do you like environmental records?? crickets chirping , water rushing; supposed to make you horny, just makes me wanna go to the bathroom....

is a brilliant line cool

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Reply #54 posted 05/10/11 1:06pm

Timmy84

"WE DON'T LIKE NEW WAVE!" from Onedayi'mgonnabesomebody - Prince and The Time (they laugh very funny afterwards, especially Prince)

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Reply #55 posted 05/10/11 2:19pm

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Timmy84 said:

"WE DON'T LIKE NEW WAVE!" from Onedayi'mgonnabesomebody - Prince and The Time (they laugh very funny afterwards, especially Prince)

Theres a rumour that if you play that saying backwards it says something spooky...

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Reply #56 posted 05/10/11 4:12pm

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I kinda giggled at Sticky Like Glue when he raps "That ain't a boast girl. I'm just in front of them others. I am a gracious host. Everybody under me make a toast." Just corny.
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