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Thread started 10/23/10 7:12pm

Trickology

What if Prince Wasn't a Musician (Imagine)

In our continuing quest for "What if" inquiries, I give you the ultimate. Do you think he would raise superior alpacas if he wasn't a musician? Would they be neglected in their dietary needs? Would Prince have a good business model for the Alpacas? Would he live struggling to make rent on his ranch? Would it be a good reality show on the History Channel? Would he create side projects for the alpacas in attempt to control their life? Would the Alpacas feel slighted that Prince is controlling too much of their day to day life?

I have a confident feeling that Prince would be able to take care and maintain Alpacas. These animals are the same height as Prince. Prince and Alpaca have the same similar facial expressions. These animals probably have the same walk as prince. All these alpacas require for photo shoots and publicity are some accessories like moonwraps and a few necessary outfits . These alpacas need that NPA : New Power Alpaca. Maybe some hi heel boots and a npg hockey jersey will make everything funky.

Alpaca Life

Life it aint that furry if it aint got that Alpaca

Trickology eek cool machinegun chainsaw johnwoo uzi hammer brick punch shoot2 shoot3 saw missile laser grenade boxing fryingpan

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Reply #1 posted 10/23/10 7:21pm

unique

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i think he would be a midget wrestler

[img:$uid]http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/midgetwrestlers.jpg[/img:$uid]

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Reply #2 posted 10/23/10 7:28pm

rbrpm

Ya'll iz 2 funny!lol lol lol lol

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Reply #3 posted 10/23/10 10:45pm

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Shortest player on the NBA

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Reply #4 posted 10/23/10 11:21pm

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Maybe he'd be a spiritual advisor...

"we make our heroes in America only to destroy them"
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Reply #5 posted 10/23/10 11:36pm

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an actor or model.

yoda i don't wear a cross?!!? i wear a prince symbol prince guitar wacky nutty I When Prince's cum dries, diamonds are formed. lol eek drooling no one tops prince in concert!
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Reply #6 posted 10/24/10 1:35am

MalequeDaFreak

One Hell of a point guard in the NBA, if Earl Boykins can be one at 5'2" so can he. We all know that he can ball.

"There are no Kings on this Earth only Princes"
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Reply #7 posted 10/24/10 1:40am

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Trickology said:

In our continuing quest for "What if" inquiries, I give you the ultimate. Do you think he would raise superior alpacas if he wasn't a musician? Would they be neglected in their dietary needs? Would Prince have a good business model for the Alpacas? Would he live struggling to make rent on his ranch? Would it be a good reality show on the History Channel? Would he create side projects for the alpacas in attempt to control their life? Would the Alpacas feel slighted that Prince is controlling too much of their day to day life?

I have a confident feeling that Prince would be able to take care and maintain Alpacas. These animals are the same height as Prince. Prince and Alpaca have the same similar facial expressions. These animals probably have the same walk as prince. All these alpacas require for photo shoots and publicity are some accessories like moonwraps and a few necessary outfits . These alpacas need that NPA : New Power Alpaca. Maybe some hi heel boots and a npg hockey jersey will make everything funky.

Alpaca Life

Life it aint that furry if it aint got that Alpaca

Trickology eek cool machinegun chainsaw johnwoo uzi hammer brick punch shoot2 shoot3 saw missile laser grenade boxing fryingpan

Those are some cute llamas. mushy

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Reply #8 posted 10/24/10 2:32am

DoffieParker

if prince was an alpaca farmer he would be the best. he'd have the prettiest herd that would never spit.

he would feed them only the best carrots from norfolk & then would create magnificent ponchos from their superior wool. llama

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Reply #9 posted 10/24/10 3:10am

Vict0r

What's with you and alpacas?

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Reply #10 posted 10/24/10 7:48am

TrevorAyer

if prince were not a musician he would likely be smart enough to simply create stock music templates, lyrics and sounds ... press play on a computer program and call it 20ten ... since he's not a musician he would have to give the cd away in newspapers because no one would intentionally spend money on it once they heard it

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Reply #11 posted 10/24/10 10:52am

KemiVA

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i thought anytime Prince stops playing music, he magically turns into Katt Williams. My bad... lol

Hey...
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Reply #12 posted 10/24/10 12:56pm

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EmbattledWarrior said:

Shortest player on the NBA

yeahthat

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Reply #13 posted 10/24/10 3:11pm

MalequeDaFreak

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One Hell of a point guard in the NBA, if Earl Boykins can be one at 5'2" so can he. We all know that he can ball.

As I stated earlier, Earl Boykins would be the shortest player.

"There are no Kings on this Earth only Princes"
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Reply #14 posted 10/24/10 11:25pm

paniuroczy

wildgoldenhoney said:

Trickology said:

In our continuing quest for "What if" inquiries, I give you the ultimate. Do you think he would raise superior alpacas if he wasn't a musician? Would they be neglected in their dietary needs? Would Prince have a good business model for the Alpacas? Would he live struggling to make rent on his ranch? Would it be a good reality show on the History Channel? Would he create side projects for the alpacas in attempt to control their life? Would the Alpacas feel slighted that Prince is controlling too much of their day to day life?

I have a confident feeling that Prince would be able to take care and maintain Alpacas. These animals are the same height as Prince. Prince and Alpaca have the same similar facial expressions. These animals probably have the same walk as prince. All these alpacas require for photo shoots and publicity are some accessories like moonwraps and a few necessary outfits . These alpacas need that NPA : New Power Alpaca. Maybe some hi heel boots and a npg hockey jersey will make everything funky.

Alpaca Life

Life it aint that furry if it aint got that Alpaca

Trickology eek cool machinegun chainsaw johnwoo uzi hammer brick punch shoot2 shoot3 saw missile laser grenade boxing fryingpan

Those are some cute llamas. mushy

ALPACA!!! THEY'RE CALLED ALPACAS DAMMIT! THEY'RE NOT THE SAME THING cry cry cry cry

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Reply #15 posted 10/27/10 12:06pm

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LoL ... Ya'll some fools ... SERIOUSLY ... eek I think P would be a JW minister, if that's what they call themselves and would sing hymns, if that's what they're called ...

Peace ... & Stay Funky ...

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Reply #16 posted 10/27/10 7:11pm

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Either the minister, basketball player, jockey, or a dirty novel romance novelist biggrin

Yes, at 19, I finally saw the Revolution, a legendary band. And I talked to Wendy!!! biggrin In addition to seeing Prince, I have now lived life. Thank you Purple People!!
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Reply #17 posted 10/27/10 8:04pm

EmbattledWarri
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see Alpaca's I don't think they tickle P's fancy

Now Camels do!

I am a Rail Road, Track Abandoned
With the Sunset forgetting, i ever Happened
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Reply #18 posted 10/28/10 2:28am

vitriol

He'd be serving petrol or burgers.

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Reply #19 posted 10/28/10 2:36am

NouveauDance

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purplemookiebut said:

an actor

You saw Graffiti Bridge, right?

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Reply #20 posted 10/28/10 6:43am

LORILA

Trickology said:

In our continuing quest for "What if" inquiries, I give you the ultimate. Do you think he would raise superior alpacas if he wasn't a musician? Would they be neglected in their dietary needs? Would Prince have a good business model for the Alpacas? Would he live struggling to make rent on his ranch? Would it be a good reality show on the History Channel? Would he create side projects for the alpacas in attempt to control their life? Would the Alpacas feel slighted that Prince is controlling too much of their day to day life?

I have a confident feeling that Prince would be able to take care and maintain Alpacas. These animals are the same height as Prince. Prince and Alpaca have the same similar facial expressions. These animals probably have the same walk as prince. All these alpacas require for photo shoots and publicity are some accessories like moonwraps and a few necessary outfits . These alpacas need that NPA : New Power Alpaca. Maybe some hi heel boots and a npg hockey jersey will make everything funky.

Alpaca Life

Life it aint that furry if it aint got that Alpaca

Trickology eek cool machinegun chainsaw johnwoo uzi hammer brick punch shoot2 shoot3 saw missile laser grenade boxing fryingpan

i,m in love whit this sweeties and will make a farm

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Reply #21 posted 10/28/10 6:48am

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let me guess, the one on the left is 'butterscotch'. enjoys bubble baths apparently.

this too shall pass
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Reply #22 posted 10/28/10 10:16am

LORILA

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let me guess, the one on the left is 'butterscotch'. enjoys bubble baths apparently.

i will do everyday kiss my sweeties, and sing songs of the day

do you wanna come to visit my paradise,

with much more VIKUNJA, silk larval and music

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Reply #23 posted 10/28/10 1:12pm

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He could be a little boy jr model for targets sales papers!

The message you are about to hear are not meant for transmission. Should ONLY be accessed in the privacy of your mind. Words are so intense so if you dare to listen.Take off your clothes and meet me between the lines. wildsign
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Reply #24 posted 10/28/10 1:26pm

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He would be a preacher in the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ and the latter day saints and have 35 pretty latina barbie doll wives over which he would rule like an absolute emperor. By now he would have over 200 children. Some already with families of their own.

So what are u going 2 do? R u just gonna sit there and watch? I'm not gonna stop until the war is over. Its gonna take a long time
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Reply #25 posted 10/28/10 1:46pm

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And if he were an Alpaca farmer then this is what he'd look like!

The right to free discussion is protected!!
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Reply #26 posted 10/28/10 1:50pm

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jfrost said:

luv Muppets !

He'd be.... sexy dancer at the night club. lol

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So evil girl, if one of us has a date,
With the undertaker, which one will it be?
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Reply #27 posted 10/28/10 6:56pm

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Remember what I said about these stupid ass threads?

He is a musician, there are no "ifs" about it.

You're so glam, every time I see you I wanna slam!
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Reply #28 posted 10/28/10 6:58pm

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