Do you know what Prince's inspiration was for the song The Ladder?
The ladder he uses every night to climb into bed.

Prince and Larry walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What are you drinking tonight?" Prince hands the bartender a pamphlet and says "Knowledge." Larry pats Prince on the head and gives him a treat.

Graffiti Bridge.

squirrelgrease said:

Prince and Larry walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What are you drinking tonight?" Prince hands the bartender a pamphlet and says "Knowledge." Larry pats Prince on the head and gives him a treat.

squirrelgrease said:

Prince and Larry walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What are you drinking tonight?" Prince hands the bartender a pamphlet and says "Knowledge." Larry pats Prince on the head and gives him a treat.

I inspired Prince to write the song "Let's Go Crazy" -- we were at Baskin Robbins one day, and he couldn't decide what to get on his ice cream as a topping. I said to him, "Let's go crazy... let's get nuts"

Just my old standard: Now we have the new clean Prince, but back in the day we had the dirty Prince, he would hump the bed, a leg, and even the floor. I had the same problem with my dog until I got him fixed.

What's the diffrence between Prince and a dildo?

Prince is a real dick.

What's the diffrence between Prince and a puppy?

Eventually the puppy stops whining.

Q: How is Colonel Sanders like Prince?

A: All he's really concerned with is legs, breasts, and thighs

What's the last thing an NPG member says before they gets kicked out of the band?

" When do we get 2 play MY songs?"

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peter430044 said:

Do you know what Prince's inspiration was for the song The Ladder?
The ladder he uses every night to climb into bed.

That gave me the funniest mental picture!

What's the diffrence between Prince and a dildo?

Prince is a real dick.

I hate to admit it, but I did laugh at that one. My sister got a kick out of it too!!

Q: Is Prince wearing his heels when he's at home, or does he slip into something more comfortable?

A: He is wearing his heels, of course! How else would he be able to reach the kitchen counter?

funkycat00 said:

Q: Is Prince wearing his heels when he's at home, or does he slip into something more comfortable?

A: He is wearing his heels, of course! How else would he be able to reach the kitchen counter?

ROFL I always wonder if Prince ever fell flat on his face wearing those things! or on his butt

Graffiti Bridge.

Nice one !

squirrelgrease said:

Prince and Larry walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What are you drinking tonight?" Prince hands the bartender a pamphlet and says "Knowledge." Larry pats Prince on the head and gives him a treat.

funny:-D

I think I posted this here before...not really a joke, but it cracked me up.

I was watching Showtime at the Apollo. Some unknown comedian is onstage and Katt Williams was up in the balcony. The comedian gave it up to Katt and the crowd applauded. Katt stood up and took a little bow. Once the crowd settled down the comedian said:

"Man...that's a funny n*gga. (PAUSE) But dont he look like Prince and Morris Day had a love child?"

The crowd fell out, I fell out, and even Katt Williams had a laugh.

StonedImmaculate said:

I think I posted this here before...not really a joke, but it cracked me up.

I was watching Showtime at the Apollo. Some unknown comedian is onstage and Katt Williams was up in the balcony. The comedian gave it up to Katt and the crowd applauded. Katt stood up and took a little bow. Once the crowd settled down the comedian said:

"Man...that's a funny n*gga. (PAUSE) But dont he look like Prince and Morris Day had a love child?"

The crowd fell out, I fell out, and even Katt Williams had a laugh.

LMAO