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Thread started 09/26/10 1:45pm

peter430044

Have you got any good Prince jokes?

Do you know what Prince's inspiration was for the song The Ladder?
The ladder he uses every night to climb into bed.

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Reply #1 posted 09/26/10 2:20pm

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Prince and Larry walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What are you drinking tonight?" Prince hands the bartender a pamphlet and says "Knowledge." Larry pats Prince on the head and gives him a treat.

If prince.org were to be made idiot proof, someone would just invent a better idiot.
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Reply #2 posted 09/26/10 2:23pm

MikeyB71

Graffiti Bridge. boxed

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Reply #3 posted 09/26/10 2:25pm

peter430044

squirrelgrease said:

Prince and Larry walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What are you drinking tonight?" Prince hands the bartender a pamphlet and says "Knowledge." Larry pats Prince on the head and gives him a treat.

biggrin

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Reply #4 posted 09/26/10 2:33pm

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squirrelgrease said:

Prince and Larry walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What are you drinking tonight?" Prince hands the bartender a pamphlet and says "Knowledge." Larry pats Prince on the head and gives him a treat.

lol

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Reply #5 posted 09/26/10 6:16pm

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I inspired Prince to write the song "Let's Go Crazy" -- we were at Baskin Robbins one day, and he couldn't decide what to get on his ice cream as a topping. I said to him, "Let's go crazy... let's get nuts"

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Reply #6 posted 09/26/10 10:49pm

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Just my old standard: Now we have the new clean Prince, but back in the day we had the dirty Prince, he would hump the bed, a leg, and even the floor. I had the same problem with my dog until I got him fixed. biggrin

99.9% of everything I say is strictly for my own entertainment
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Reply #7 posted 09/26/10 10:55pm

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What's the diffrence between Prince and a dildo?

Prince is a real dick.

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Reply #8 posted 09/26/10 11:02pm

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What's the diffrence between Prince and a puppy?

Eventually the puppy stops whining.

Q: How is Colonel Sanders like Prince?

A: All he's really concerned with is legs, breasts, and thighs

What's the last thing an NPG member says before they gets kicked out of the band?

" When do we get 2 play MY songs?"

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Reply #9 posted 09/26/10 11:12pm

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[Edited 9/26/10 23:12pm]

99.9% of everything I say is strictly for my own entertainment
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Reply #10 posted 09/26/10 11:19pm

DaphneLovesPR1
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peter430044 said:

Do you know what Prince's inspiration was for the song The Ladder?
The ladder he uses every night to climb into bed.

lol That gave me the funniest mental picture!

What's the diffrence between Prince and a dildo?

Prince is a real dick.

falloff I hate to admit it, but I did laugh at that one. My sister got a kick out of it too!!

Prince is GORGEOUS. I'm inspired. GOD is GREAT. Is there anything else to say? lol
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Reply #11 posted 09/26/10 11:28pm

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Q: Is Prince wearing his heels when he's at home, or does he slip into something more comfortable?

A: He is wearing his heels, of course! How else would he be able to reach the kitchen counter?

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Reply #12 posted 09/27/10 7:55am

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funkycat00 said:

Q: Is Prince wearing his heels when he's at home, or does he slip into something more comfortable?

A: He is wearing his heels, of course! How else would he be able to reach the kitchen counter?

ROFL I always wonder if Prince ever fell flat on his face wearing those things! or on his butt

eye kisses prince
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Reply #13 posted 09/27/10 8:06am

trickykid59

Graffiti Bridge. boxed

Nice one !

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Reply #14 posted 09/27/10 7:56pm

ladychel61

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squirrelgrease said:

Prince and Larry walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What are you drinking tonight?" Prince hands the bartender a pamphlet and says "Knowledge." Larry pats Prince on the head and gives him a treat.

funny:-D lol

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My heart will go on...Celine Dion
I will always love you...Whitney Houston
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Reply #15 posted 09/27/10 10:05pm

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I think I posted this here before...not really a joke, but it cracked me up.

I was watching Showtime at the Apollo. Some unknown comedian is onstage and Katt Williams was up in the balcony. The comedian gave it up to Katt and the crowd applauded. Katt stood up and took a little bow. Once the crowd settled down the comedian said:

"Man...that's a funny n*gga. (PAUSE) But dont he look like Prince and Morris Day had a love child?"

The crowd fell out, I fell out, and even Katt Williams had a laugh.

blunt music She has robes and she has monkeys, lazy diamond studded flunkies.... music blunt
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Reply #16 posted 09/28/10 1:53pm

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StonedImmaculate said:

I think I posted this here before...not really a joke, but it cracked me up.

I was watching Showtime at the Apollo. Some unknown comedian is onstage and Katt Williams was up in the balcony. The comedian gave it up to Katt and the crowd applauded. Katt stood up and took a little bow. Once the crowd settled down the comedian said:

"Man...that's a funny n*gga. (PAUSE) But dont he look like Prince and Morris Day had a love child?"

The crowd fell out, I fell out, and even Katt Williams had a laugh.

LMAO falloff

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