Prince decided he really needs a feather boa in his wardrobe.

He gave her $20 for it and ran into the night with Gary Coloman.

Resting eight blocks for the jail, Prince sees a billboard with the BET Awards ad.

Prince was really looking forward to that night, but how, oh how will he be able to attend now?

A voice was heard from the darkness.

It was....

littlemissG said:

Prince decided he really needs a feather boa in his wardrobe.

He gave her $20 for it and ran into the night with Gary Coloman.

Resting eight blocks for the jail, Prince sees a billboard with the BET Awards ad.

Prince was really looking forward to that night, but how, oh how will he be able to attend now?

A voice was heard from the darkness.

It was....

Shelia E.

"Prince I've found you!"

Prince heart lept with joy as he hugged his old friend.

"Shelia you have to help me!"

"How you doing sweet stuff?"

Sheila didn't hear Prince's pleas, she was too busy smiling at Herve.

Herve looking suave in his white suit and black tie winked.

Sheila blushed.

"Exuse me?! The Witnesses and the police are after me!"

"Alright Bossy!" Would you like to see my tatoo later Tatoo?" She ask as she removed a percussion instrument, the like of which Prince had never seen before from her purse.

"I got to take care of my friend here first."

Sheila yelled " 1..2..3!", and laid down the funkiest latin rhythm Prince had ever heard.

Prince toes started tapping, his hips swaying, his shoulders shaking to the beat and he couldn't stop!

"Just follow the beat Prince. Obey The Beat."

Prince was entranced he followed Sheila dancing like he never danced before. HE wanted to stop, and keep his cool constance , but it was primial. He had to groove. He was working up a black sweat, he was on his way uptown where everybody's hot, he was taking a bite of Sheila's funky beat when he suddenly realized....

...when he suddenly realized.... Hey, wait a second! That's the drum beat to the Bellomy Brother's Reggae Cowboy!!! .....

Suddenly the room darkenned and the air around them grew colder.

Sheila's drum beat had mysteriously summoned a terrifying evil unlike anything the world had ever known. An evil so disgusting it could never be adequately summarized in mere mortal words. An evil that seeps into the marrow of all men and sucks their blood until their empty shells of skin and sinew are completely sucked dry. And evil unrivaled in all the universe.

The evil manefested itself before them in the form of....

TheVoid said:

Suddenly the room darkenned and the air around them grew colder.

Sheila's drum beat had mysteriously summoned a terrifying evil unlike anything the world had ever known. An evil so disgusting it could never be adequately summarized in mere mortal words. An evil that seeps into the marrow of all men and sucks their blood until their empty shells of skin and sinew are completely sucked dry. And evil unrivaled in all the universe.

The evil manefested itself before them in the form of....

robinhood said:

TheVoid said:

Suddenly the room darkenned and the air around them grew colder.

Sheila's drum beat had mysteriously summoned a terrifying evil unlike anything the world had ever known. An evil so disgusting it could never be adequately summarized in mere mortal words. An evil that seeps into the marrow of all men and sucks their blood until their empty shells of skin and sinew are completely sucked dry. And evil unrivaled in all the universe.

The evil manefested itself before them in the form of....

X ten gazillion.

I think it's time to roll credits....

Fenwick said:

robinhood said:

X ten gazillion.

I think it's time to roll credits....

I don't even know who that is and I'm still laughing.

Justin, the evil one unleashed by Usher, had turned Sheila to the dark side with his promises. Now he wanted Prince.

Prince I can give you what you need, across the board demographics, all you have to do is...

Produce my next hit for me, I want a Purple Rain soundalike, would you do it for me, I would be so grateful.

"How do you mean grateful"

I would do things yo woman should, I would even drink it down there, where it comes

Prince went ......

Fenwick said:

I think it's time to roll credits....

Huggiebear said:

Produce my next hit for me, I want a Purple Rain soundalike, would you do it for me, I would be so grateful.

"How do you mean grateful"

I would do things yo woman should, I would even drink it down there, where it comes

Prince went ......

into his deepest psyche to search for an answer. He could never let this demon gain control of more pre-teen girls and boys, any other music lovers around the world. Music thus the world would be destroyed forever. But, to turn him down would resulting in a instant horrible death, that he couldn't begin to imagine. He had only one hope: To bid his time until he could contact Buckaroo Banzai and Prince's own secret agents on Prince.org.

Prince: Justin you don't know how long I've waited to work with you. You have that perfect wind-swept hair working, and your fans would buy an album of you farting show tunes.

Justin smile shows fangs dripping with blood.

"Let's get start Prince!"

Suddenly Prince finds himself transported to....

...Prince started to play a few scales on the piano, and justin started tapping and humming along making up some words....

I love you girl.... You're my girl.....girl, your so worth love...cause I love love love you.... Girl, let's make love...and let me love you cause I'm in love...and I love you girl....

Prince kept playing along.

"That was great, " Justin said. "now let's record another song."

Prince played a completely different tune allowing Justin to make up some more new words to the second song...

"What lyrics shall I make up, " Justin said.

"OK, here goes:"

I love you girl, so much. Cause you're my girlfriend. I love you girlfriend... Girlfriend, let's make love. And let me love you cause I'm in love with my girlfriend... and I love you girlfriend....

Prince knew this couldn't last forever. But at that very moment, he started to get some sense of what eternity must feel like...

TheVoid said:

Prince knew this couldn't last forever. But at that very moment, he started to get some sense of what eternity must feel like...

because Jermine Jackson walked talking about doing a new song for the the J5 tribute to Michael tour. Prince being only human after all, had enough. The thought of this 50 plus year old shoe -polish-head doing the robot to Dancing Machine, UGH!

He need the power of a higher power> He summoned the might Chuck Norris!

littlemissG said:

TheVoid said:

Prince knew this couldn't last forever. But at that very moment, he started to get some sense of what eternity must feel like...

because Jermine Jackson walked talking about doing a new song for the the J5 tribute to Michael tour. Prince being only human after all, had enough. The thought of this 50 plus year old shoe -polish-head doing the robot to Dancing Machine, UGH!

He need the power of a higher power> He summoned the might Chuck Norris!

who then asked prince to play ronnie talk to russia" his favorite song. prince asked chuck if he infact was drunk? "What? no....its just my favorite song whats wtong with that???..."

prince sensing he needs to exit quickly set up and played an extended version with larry graham on bass and bria on background vocals he...he accidently butt dailed wendy and lisa.. "Hello..prince....hello....whatsup?.....dude seriously are you calling us about roadhouse garden? we'll work on it but you gotta play fair we want you to give us credit this time...and no we wont be wearing our revolution outfits...HELLO?"

prince hears wendys voice and picks up the phone and says..

"Release Tony M. from the chamber of doom and gloom this instant!"

Wendy faints at the thought of Tony M. freestyling and hangs up the phone as she collapses to the floor.

Prince turns and laughs at Bria as she starts picking at her face.

At first he thinks she is justing scratching an itch but quickly realizes the situation is about to escalate into the purest pandemonium.

Tony M. finally gets a grip of the mask and reveals his true identity

He lets out a haunting giggle as Prince decides to..............

minneapolisFunq said:

"Release Tony M. from the chamber of doom and gloom this instant!"

I don't know why but that sentence is killing me.

KILLANG !!!!!

TheVoid said:

minneapolisFunq said:

"Release Tony M. from the chamber of doom and gloom this instant!"

I don't know why but that sentence is killing me.

KILLANG !!!!!

minneapolisFunq said:

"Release Tony M. from the chamber of doom and gloom this instant!"

Wendy faints at the thought of Tony M. freestyling and hangs up the phone as she collapses to the floor.

Christopher said:

minneapolisFunq said:

"Release Tony M. from the chamber of doom and gloom this instant!"

Wendy faints at the thought of Tony M. freestyling and hangs up the phone as she collapses to the floor.

That shit is just.....

Prince decides to strip off his clothes and change into a man-kini and suddenly starts to do push-ups at a frantic speed while Tony M breaks into a freestyle....

Chuck Norris is meanwhile still listening to the 40 minute long "Ronnie Talk To Russia - The New Master"

All of a sudden a door is opened and Patti Labelle is standing there and starts to wail and throws her shoes at Tony M

Prince catches one and...

[Edited 6/28/10 19:56pm]

purplehippieonthe1 said:

Prince decides to strip off his clothes and change into a man-kini and suddenly starts to do push-ups at a frantic speed while Tony M breaks into a freestyle....

Bria continues to scratch her face, becoming increasingly irrritated by Tony's wack flow...

All of a sudden a door is opened and Patti Labelle is standing there and starts to wail and throws her shoes at Bria...

Prince catches one and...

Sorry 2 interrupt but I was implying that Tony M. was disguised as bria.

lol anyways.

.......................

minneapolisFunq said:

purplehippieonthe1 said:

Prince decides to strip off his clothes and change into a man-kini and suddenly starts to do push-ups at a frantic speed while Tony M breaks into a freestyle....

Bria continues to scratch her face, becoming increasingly irrritated by Tony's wack flow...

All of a sudden a door is opened and Patti Labelle is standing there and starts to wail and throws her shoes at Bria...

Prince catches one and...

Sorry 2 interrupt but I was implying that Tony M. was disguised as bria.

lol anyways.

.......................

Sorry, my bad. I've edited it now to fit.

Where is Tony M these days?

WHat's he looking like?

TheVoid said:

Where is Tony M these days?

WHat's he looking like?

robinhood said:

TheVoid said:

Where is Tony M these days?

WHat's he looking like?

TheVoid said:

robinhood said:

just then TONY. M does a new song of his called "funky fresh yo" prince suddenly faints and wakes up in IHOP in mpls with jerome

Christopher said:

TheVoid said:

just then TONY. M does a new song of his called "funky fresh yo" prince suddenly faints and wakes up in IHOP in mpls with jerome

no no no no noooooooo!

Christopher said:

TheVoid said:

just then TONY. M does a new song of his called "funky fresh yo" prince suddenly faints and wakes up in IHOP in mpls with jerome

"tricky,does it look i need a new designer? are my outfits just too funky these days?" "hold up,gurl" checking himself in his compact jerome then tells prince the truth "HONEY,you need to quit with the coporate woman slacks and the figure skater on meth outfits its not working OWW" moans jerome... "wow...i didnt think it was that bad...we need someone to help me get a makeover....but who? " "OH! i know!......." says jerome as he suggests none other than....

Christopher said:

Christopher said:

just then TONY. M does a new song of his called "funky fresh yo" prince suddenly faints and wakes up in IHOP in mpls with jerome

"tricky,does it look i need a new designer? are my outfits just too funky these days?" "hold up,gurl" checking himself in his compact jerome then tells prince the truth "HONEY,you need to quit with the coporate woman slacks and the figure skater on meth outfits its not working OWW" moans jerome... "wow...i didnt think it was that bad...we need someone to help me get a makeover....but who? " "OH! i know!......." says jerome as he suggests none other than....

omg

"Yo yo Prince, my homie, I am going shove the black down your throat nigga"

Prince says "Some how thats a better offer than what Justin offered me.

"Yo we gonna kick it fresh into 94"

Everyone laughs - Bria says, where have you been chile, looked in a chamber or something.

"This is September 1993 ain't it, I was only in the chamber for one night, you last night when at the party Carmen Electra accidentally locked me in it, the one to release our planned new album exodus?"

Prince goes, Um Tony this is 2010, not 1993, and your rhymes I think are 5 years older.

"No way man, this cant be 2010, how there aren't aliens and shit flying around in saucers and robots doing our washing"

Jerome "Bro look at my Family Guy calendar, see that June 30 2010" and my "Ipad"

Tony - "What the fuck is Family guy, is that like a Simpsons rip off?"