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Reply #90 posted 06/30/10 3:31pm

Christopher

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Huggiebear said:

"Yo yo Prince, my homie, I am going shove the black down your throat nigga"

Prince says "Some how thats a better offer than what Justin offered me.

"Yo we gonna kick it fresh into 94"

Everyone laughs - Bria says, where have you been chile, looked in a chamber or something.

"This is September 1993 ain't it, I was only in the chamber for one night, you last night when at the party Carmen Electra accidentally locked me in it, the one to release our planned new album exodus?"

Prince goes, Um Tony this is 2010, not 1993, and your rhymes I think are 5 years older.

"No way man, this cant be 2010, how there aren't aliens and shit flying around in saucers and robots doing our washing"

Jerome "Bro look at my Family Guy calendar, see that June 30 2010" and my "Ipad"

Tony - "What the fuck is Family guy, is that like a Simpsons rip off?"

falloff

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Reply #91 posted 06/30/10 3:34pm

Christopher

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Huggiebear said:

"Yo yo Prince, my homie, I am going shove the black down your throat nigga"

Prince says "Some how thats a better offer than what Justin offered me.

"Yo we gonna kick it fresh into 94"

Everyone laughs - Bria says, where have you been chile, looked in a chamber or something.

"This is September 1993 ain't it, I was only in the chamber for one night, you last night when at the party Carmen Electra accidentally locked me in it, the one to release our planned new album exodus?"

Prince goes, Um Tony this is 2010, not 1993, and your rhymes I think are 5 years older.

"No way man, this cant be 2010, how there aren't aliens and shit flying around in saucers and robots doing our washing"

Jerome "Bro look at my Family Guy calendar, see that June 30 2010" and my "Ipad"

Tony - "What the fuck is Family guy, is that like a Simpsons rip off?"

just then prince and jerome get word larry graham is stealing tapes out the vault and selling them to prince.orgers so off prince and jerome head to Paisley Park.behind them trails tony m

"YO P!!! YO! I GOT ANOTHER SONG CALLED COLD CHILLIN IN 1995!!! YO!

[img:$uid]http://i45.tinypic.com/240zr82.png[/img:$uid] "step on it,tricky!!"

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Reply #92 posted 06/30/10 5:33pm

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Christopher said:

Huggiebear said:

"Yo yo Prince, my homie, I am going shove the black down your throat nigga"

Prince says "Some how thats a better offer than what Justin offered me.

"Yo we gonna kick it fresh into 94"

Everyone laughs - Bria says, where have you been chile, looked in a chamber or something.

"This is September 1993 ain't it, I was only in the chamber for one night, you last night when at the party Carmen Electra accidentally locked me in it, the one to release our planned new album exodus?"

Prince goes, Um Tony this is 2010, not 1993, and your rhymes I think are 5 years older.

"No way man, this cant be 2010, how there aren't aliens and shit flying around in saucers and robots doing our washing"

Jerome "Bro look at my Family Guy calendar, see that June 30 2010" and my "Ipad"

Tony - "What the fuck is Family guy, is that like a Simpsons rip off?"

just then prince and jerome get word larry graham is stealing tapes out the vault and selling them to prince.orgers so off prince and jerome head to Paisley Park.behind them trails tony m

"YO P!!! YO! I GOT ANOTHER SONG CALLED COLD CHILLIN IN 1995!!! YO!

[img:$uid]http://i45.tinypic.com/240zr82.png[/img:$uid] "step on it,tricky!!"

Imma lose my damned mind laughing. falloff

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Reply #93 posted 06/30/10 11:46pm

Huggiebear

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Christopher said:

Huggiebear said:

"Yo yo Prince, my homie, I am going shove the black down your throat nigga"

Prince says "Some how thats a better offer than what Justin offered me.

"Yo we gonna kick it fresh into 94"

Everyone laughs - Bria says, where have you been chile, looked in a chamber or something.

"This is September 1993 ain't it, I was only in the chamber for one night, you last night when at the party Carmen Electra accidentally locked me in it, the one to release our planned new album exodus?"

Prince goes, Um Tony this is 2010, not 1993, and your rhymes I think are 5 years older.

"No way man, this cant be 2010, how there aren't aliens and shit flying around in saucers and robots doing our washing"

Jerome "Bro look at my Family Guy calendar, see that June 30 2010" and my "Ipad"

Tony - "What the fuck is Family guy, is that like a Simpsons rip off?"

falloff

I just love this thread, its anything gies, and I am glad everyone seems to be following my zany additions to this story. But I think Tony M's clumsy rapping and goofiness struck a chord with a lot of people.

So what are u going 2 do? R u just gonna sit there and watch? I'm not gonna stop until the war is over. Its gonna take a long time
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Reply #94 posted 07/05/10 10:37am

littlemissG

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Christopher said:

just then prince and jerome get word larry graham is stealing tapes out the vault and selling them to prince.orgers so off prince and jerome head to Paisley Park.behind them trails tony m

"YO P!!! YO! I GOT ANOTHER SONG CALLED COLD CHILLIN IN 1995!!! YO!

Prince busts into the vault to see his 8 tracks, cassettes, reel to reels, and stone tablets scattered all about. Larry had headphones on listening to a track rejected for the Minnesota Vikings theme for being too upbeat.

'LARRY!! WHAT THE LAKE MINNETONKA ARE YOU DOING?!!'

Larry looked at Prince with an evil smirk: 'Well Little Bro, God helps those who help themself and helping myself to this wasted treasure trove for a new album so I can finally claim R&B legend status!"

Prince shakes his head and slips on his Gucci sunglasses and says,'Larry, Larry, Larry my brother you can't do it this way. You'll be an old ass wanna be with my cast offs.'

Prince steps closer to Larry.

'If you really really want to be back on top reach down and look inside for the funk that made Grand Funk, then look here.'

Prince whips out his MIB flash pen.

-FLASH-

'Ok Larry, you will forget everything you're done and heard in the vault today. You will remember that you came over to clean my hot tub because your Depends leaked the last time you were in it, then you just chilled out and watched cable until I arrived.'

Prince leads Larry to the hot tub and closes the vault.

Prince counts down ten, nine, eight, .......done.

Princes pager vibrates....

No More Haters on the Internet.
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Reply #95 posted 07/05/10 11:06am

Mephiles

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littlemissG said:

Prince busts into the vault to see his 8 tracks, cassettes, reel to reels, and stone tablets scattered all about. Larry had headphones on listening to a track rejected for the Minnesota Vikings theme for being too upbeat.

'LARRY!! WHAT THE LAKE MINNETONKA ARE YOU DOING?!!'

Larry looked at Prince with an evil smirk: 'Well Little Bro, God helps those who help themself and helping myself to this wasted treasure trove for a new album so I can finally claim R&B legend status!"

Prince shakes his head and slips on his Gucci sunglasses and says,'Larry, Larry, Larry my brother you can't do it this way. You'll be an old ass wanna be with my cast offs.'

Prince steps closer to Larry.

'If you really really want to be back on top reach down and look inside for the funk that made Grand Funk, then look here.'

Prince whips out his MIB flash pen.

-FLASH-

'Ok Larry, you will forget everything you're done and heard in the vault today. You will remember that you came over to clean my hot tub because your Depends leaked the last time you were in it, then you just chilled out and watched cable until I arrived.'

Prince leads Larry to the hot tub and closes the vault.

Prince counts down ten, nine, eight, .......done.

Princes pager vibrates....

it says "call your wife"

"Betcha By Golly Wow" then starts playing

falloff im kidding..u guys continue..i like your story

Have u had ur + today?
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Reply #96 posted 07/06/10 9:08am

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Princes pager vibrates....

It's the Men In Black.

Prince has been a secret agent for the organization even before Michael Jackson. In a case of comic coincidence Prince is the doppelganger for no other that Ming the Merciless.

Prince had to act quickly, the galaxy must be in dire peril for the MIB to place him undercover again. He will take Jerome with him as his undercover assistant.

Jerome was doing wheelies in the hall.

"Jerome", Prince called out, "Do you remember the MIB password?"

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