TheVoid said:

Huggiebear said:

mzsadii said:

But first,she said "I don't know, I have to ask my mommy". 'Fine, said Prince as he turned o Brie being all cozy with Jerome and giggling at every word he spoke. Peeved, Prince asked "So the rumors are true..Jerome is in this messed up mix" Brie chocked on perrier and said

"...it's not what you think, he was just giving me tips on how to tuck, umm, I mean puck ! because er,um hockey is so popular here and I know how important it is to er, um...blend in with the surroundings. It's so important for me to fit in and how can I do that if I don't......."

Ottensen said:

mzsadii said:

But first,she said "I don't know, I have to ask my mommy". 'Fine, said Prince as he turned o Brie being all cozy with Jerome and giggling at every word he spoke. Peeved, Prince asked "So the rumors are true..Jerome is in this messed up mix" Brie chocked on perrier and said

"...it's not what you think, he was just giving me tips on how to tuck, umm, I mean puck ! because er,um hockey is so popular here and I know how important it is to er, um...blend in with the surroundings. It's so important for me to fit in and how can I do that if I don't......."

"jerome take me to the jcpenny's to buy new bras?! while we're there prince we'll get you some new sweats they got a speical boys size eleventeen on sale for 23.99"

"ok fine..!!!" says prince.

with prince being distracted by the promise of some new clothes from the jcpennys bria tells jerome to "come on!" and they go to studio A in paisley park "lets listen to his new album....it was gonna be called AndrogyNINE or something then he was gonna call it "i am..sasha fierce" but uh i had to remind him beyonce already called her album that"

gurrllll says jerome munching on bbq cornnuts "i hope this album sounds like purple rain thats the only one of his i like dont tell him that tho "

suddenly prince appears and says...

Christopher said:

Ottensen said:

mzsadii said:

But first,she said "I don't know, I have to ask my mommy". 'Fine, said Prince as he turned o Brie being all cozy with Jerome and giggling at every word he spoke. Peeved, Prince asked "So the rumors are true..Jerome is in this messed up mix" Brie chocked on perrier and said

"...it's not what you think, he was just giving me tips on how to tuck, umm, I mean puck ! because er,um hockey is so popular here and I know how important it is to er, um...blend in with the surroundings. It's so important for me to fit in and how can I do that if I don't......."

"jerome take me to the jcpenny's to buy new bras?! while we're there prince we'll get you some new sweats they got a speical boys size eleventeen on sale for 23.99"

"ok fine..!!!" says prince.

with prince being distracted by the promise of some new clothes from the jcpennys bria tells jerome to "come on!" and they go to studio A in paisley park "lets listen to his new album....it was gonna be called AndrogyNINE or something then he was gonna call it "i am..sasha fierce" but uh i had to remind him beyonce already called her album that"

gurrllll says jerome munching on bbq cornnuts "i hope this album sounds like purple rain thats the only one of his i like dont tell him that tho "

suddenly prince appears and says...

"what are you GURLZ in here doing?!....i have you guys here all the time and this is how you repay a bitch!? trying to listen to my new album even before prince.org?!

[img:$uid]http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b169/you_deep/princemommy01.gif[/img:$uid]

in the distance the intro to "the most beautiful girl int he world" starts to play..everyone looks puzzled....

"Oops wrong tape said Prince. Thats number 6 of 8"

Everyone sat around looking puzzled.

Prince "Well I am glad you are all here, expecting to listen to a new album, heres the surprise, there ain't no new album, I am doing a greatest hits 30 years anthology"

Jerome "What about the warners stuff, you can't release that with the NPG stuff"

Prince "Oh yes I can, as long as I promised to turn the new girl into a star and give Mariah a job, they said I could, and it would get full promotion, the whole 8cd set"

Jerome "Mariah is working for you as a whore though"

Prince "Yeah, they didn't say what kind of job"

Bria "Whose buying this 8CD nonsense, and is Elixir on it"

Prince "Hell naw, all of my fans and the casual ones who bought Purple Rain hopefully, I can't put elixir or any rainbow children trax on it, as these fairweather fans won't buy it"

Bria "You must want a lot of sales"

Prince "Heck I even want people in New Zealand to buy it like some dude called Huggiebear on prince.org"

Bria "Wow, people live in New Zealand"

Prince "Don't knock it, I sold 15,000 of the 23,000,000 copies of Purple Rain there, if it wasn't for huggie and his compatriots, we wouldn't have that lifetime supply of purple toilet paper"

Prince "Lets all sit down and listen to 32 years of my greatest songs"

The music from In Love comes on through the loud speakers

Prince stares at the ceiling with a big big smile on his face.

the chorus begins "falling, falling, falling in love.."

Bria, Mariah, Jerome and Morris look at each other with a heavily bored look on their faces.

Prince suddenly screams "oh damn!" and quickly leaves the room without saying any other word.

Bria and Mariah get the chance to play around on the pitch control, which they find very funny,
but quickly notice that this ain't making a big difference, but finally get to pitch down "good love"
and "if I was your girlfriend".

Morris: J'rome we gotta get out of here.
Jerome: How you wanna do this Morris?
Morris: We ought to have like a signal.
Jerome: A password.
Morris: Ok what's the password?
Jerome: You got it.
Morris: Got what?
Jerome: The password!
Morris: The password is what?
Jerome: Exactly!
Morris: The password is exactly?
Jerome: No it's..
Morris: Hold it, hold it.. slow down. Prince walks in, you see him.
Jerome: I see him.
Morris: You pinch me.
Jerome: I pinch you.
Morris: and Prince probably sees M'riah and Bria pitchin' around, freaks out, doesn't notice us and you just glide by me and say what?
Jerome: Okay.
Morris: The password is okay?
Jerome: As far as I'm concerned
Morris: Damnit, say the password!
Jerome: What.
Morris: Say the password, onion head!
Jerome: The password is what.
Morris: That's what I'm asking you!
Jerome: It's the password!
Morris: The password is it?
Jerome: The password is what!
Morris: It!? You just said so!
Jerome: The password isn't it, the password is..
Morris: ..what?
Jerome: Got it!
Morris: I got it?
Jerome: Right!
Morris: It or right?
Jerome: What??

Prince walks in..

Prince walks in and yells, "EVERYBODY SHUT THE HELL UP."

Everybody looked at Prince.

"I got an announcment to make."

"OMG, I do...I do...I do!!!!" Bria yelled!

"Bitch, I'm not proposing to you. I'm talking about MONEY..not Love..."

Disappointed, Bria asked sternly, "Then let's here what you have to say... "

"Last month I was informed by my accountant that I'm broke. And since then I've thought of different ways to raise some money."

Jerome blurted out, "Why don't you just start a new website and charge a $77 subscription."

Morris busted out lauhging, "bwhahahahahahaaahhahahah" sounding a bit like a turkey that has smoker's lung.

Ignoring their jabs, Prince soldiered on, "So I've cut a deal with Hallmark to make Greeting Cards under my likeness. I REALLY didn't want to do this, but what choice did I have?"

Handing Sheila the card she took it out of it's envelope to reveal:

[img:$uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v359/imago2005/Prince/happybday.jpg[/img:$uid]

"So, I'm open to suggestions, " Prince said, "on other ways to raise cash.

omfg

TheVoid said:

Prince walks in and yells, "EVERYBODY SHUT THE HELL UP."

Everybody looked at Prince.

"I got an announcment to make."

"OMG, I do...I do...I do!!!!" Bria yelled!

"Bitch, I'm not proposing to you. I'm talking about MONEY..not Love..."

Disappointed, Bria asked sternly, "Then let's here what you have to say... "

"Last month I was informed by my accountant that I'm broke. And since then I've thought of different ways to raise some money."

Jerome blurted out, "Why don't you just start a new website and charge a $77 subscription."

Morris busted out lauhging, "bwhahahahahahaaahhahahah" sounding a bit like a turkey that has smoker's lung.

Ignoring their jabs, Prince soldiered on, "So I've cut a deal with Hallmark to make Greeting Cards under my likeness. I REALLY didn't want to do this, but what choice did I have?"

Handing Sheila the card she took it out of it's envelope to reveal:

[img:$uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v359/imago2005/Prince/happybday.jpg[/img:$uid]

"So, I'm open to suggestions, " Prince said, "on other ways to raise cash.

everyone in the room not knowing whether to laugh or give him a hug awkwardly stare "WHAT?" yells princey.who then pulls out a slim jim from his pocket and begins gets this look over his face that hasn't been seen since the premiere of graffiti bridge "i love it" interjects mariah. "LOL well perhaps we can hold a car wash at paisley park to help raise money? myself,mariah and jerome can wear booty shorts and bikini tops and raise some cash around this place,what do you say??" rambles bria

^^^

"Yall do whatever you want, " says Prince. "As long as it helps to pay the bills, I don't care. I'm gonna go grab a bite."

"yeah! Where we going to eat?" Bria asked.

"I'm going alone. I need some time to think, " says Prince.

30 minutes later at the local iHop, Prince is finally seated.

Prince started to get a bit irritated as it took forever for a waitress to arrive at his table, and the radio station the sound system was tuned to was playing Michael Jackson songs."

There was a strange looking white man from the other side of the restaurant who kept staring at him.

"Howdy, " a young waitress said to Prince. "What can I do you for?"

"yo music is too loud, " Prince said sardonically.

"So is you're outfit, " the waitress returned. "Now what do you want to eat? Judging by your appareance I'd say the rooty tooty fresh and fruity combo. "

"You're kind of sexy in that trucker wife chic sort of way, " Prince responded.

"Thanks, " the waitress said. "If you'd like , i can end my shift early and you and me can go someplace private. "

"Am I the first you've ever had?" Prince asked.

The wiatress struggled to overcome this extremely awkward dialogue and responded, "Well, I did have a fling with R-Kelly, but that was 7 years ago and I was only 13 then...so that doesn't count."

The strange white man from across the room kept staring. And finally as Prince was about to pay the bill and take the waitress home with him, the man approached.

"Prince, " he said. "Is that you?"

"Yes?" Prince responded nervously.

"I'm your number fan! It's me--Sammy Sosa!!!"

"Oh....you looked different a couple years ago when we last met. " Prince responded.

"And you look the same. It's amazing what botox, surgery, and skin cream can do--change or kept you preserved like formaldehyde."

Sammy continued, "Listen, I noticed by the body language that Flo here and you appear to be getting ready to go someplace and have a raunchy ass time. I want to join in. What say we go to my house on the lack and fuck like rabbits."

"erm...." Prince responded, "I...I.... don't know...if I want...."

Suddenly Tony M. walked through the door and spotted Prince. "YO P!!!!! YO P!!!! Dawg, ,I got some cool ideas for a new song...."

"OK, " Prince said to Sammy and Flo, "Let's leave right the fuck now...."

Prince, Flo and Sammy Sosa got in Sammy's SUV and drove towards sammy's beach house. But halfway there, Prince got the munchies.

"Let's stop by fatburger," Prince announced.

OK.

They pulled up to the drive-thru.

"Sorry, you have to come in tonight. Nobody is manning the drive-thru," a woman announced.

So Sammy, Prince, and Flo walked into the dining area of fatburger only to discover they had to wait in line behind a bunch of ruffnecks and thugs.

One of the thugs turned around and spotted Prince.

"Yo pookie!, " he said calling to his friend, "check this bitch out."

"I'm not a woman. I'm not a man...I am something..., " Prince responded tapping his heels.

"uhhh.... what's he's trying to say, " Sammy Sosa interrupted, "is that he's very complex. Now fellows, let's just be on our way...we don't want no trouble."

"Shut yo white ass up, " one of the young men yelled.

By now Prince had assumed his martial arts stance.

"Whatchu gonna do, punk?" one of the other guys said, "take us out with that perm. bwahahahahaha"

:excited Prince had a bright idea.

He ran in front of the air duct and stuck his hair in the vent....a steady stream of ammonium thioglycolate from his perm suddenly filled the room and before long everyone in the room was dead.

EVERYONE

WAS

DEAD

"Oh shit, I just killed Sammy Sosa! :-0" Prince thought. "I gotta get my ass outta here."

As he made his way towards the door he was stopped by 3 cops on their way to a fatburger lunch break.....

.

[Edited 6/9/10 21:54pm]

TheVoid said:

Meanwhile back at Paisley Park: "Who is this?" Bria demanded as the drop dead gorgeous woman walked into the lobby. "It's a secret, " Prince said dismissively. "No, seriously. WHO. IS. THAT?" Bria persisted, her voice showing an unusual--even shocking--public display of dissatisfaction towards Prince. Prince, sensing displeasure, responded, "I'm launching a secret tour, and she's auditioning for one of my backup dancers, and possibly keyboardist." "Can you play keyboard, " Bria demanded of the young lady who stood motionless and confused. "No, I...I....I don't think I can." Looking back at Bria Prince responded, "since when does that matter? Do you think Hayes could really play anything?" "Good point, " Bria agreed, "But I don't trust her. How you know she's honest?" "Because, " Prince responded snapping his fingers, "I always use a lie detector test during the interview." Within seconds a little spanish man wearing a tuxedo walked out with a chair and a small table with a machine on top of it. The young guest was asked to be seated and wires where attached to her. She had never taken a lie detector test before, and was obviously nervous. Prince looked over at Bria and casually said, "Are you happy now? I'll even let you ask the first question." Bria looked over at the young woman and said, "You've been selected to try out for a very important job. Prince demands honesty and loyalty for all his new hos...erm... subjects...erm.. employees." A very small but noticeable pause. "So, my question for you, " Bria continued, "is, 'what do you think about the Viking fight song that Prince wrote called Purple and Gold '" ...a gulp...... . [Edited 5/25/10 21:52pm]

ummmmm... i think it's great...

ZAPPPPP!!!!

Bria: now u knw that's a lie, that song was a pile of dog doo doo

Prince: hey!!!....( well maybe she does have a point)

I luv my Cheeky!

TheVoid said:

Prince, Flo and Sammy Sosa got in Sammy's SUV and drove towards sammy's beach house. But halfway there, Prince got the munchies.

"Let's stop by fatburger," Prince announced.

OK.

They pulled up to the drive-thru.

"Sorry, you have to come in tonight. Nobody is manning the drive-thru," a woman announced.

So Sammy, Prince, and Flo walked into the dining area of fatburger only to discover they had to wait in line behind a bunch of ruffnecks and thugs.

One of the thugs turned around and spotted Prince.

"Yo pookie!, " he said calling to his friend, "check this bitch out."

"I'm not a woman. I'm not a man...I am something..., " Prince responded tapping his heels.

"uhhh.... what's he's trying to say, " Sammy Sosa interrupted, "is that he's very complex. Now fellows, let's just be on our way...we don't want no trouble."

"Shut yo white ass up, " one of the young men yelled.

By now Prince had assumed his martial arts stance.

"Whatchu gonna do, punk?" one of the other guys said, "take us out with that perm. bwahahahahaha"

:excited Prince had a bright idea.

He ran in front of the air duct and stuck his hair in the vent....a steady stream of ammonium thioglycolate from his perm suddenly filled the room and before long everyone in the room was dead.

EVERYONE

WAS

DEAD

"Oh shit, I just killed Sammy Sosa! :-0" Prince thought. "I gotta get my ass outta here."

As he made his way towards the door he was stopped by 3 cops on their way to a fatburger lunch break.....

.

[Edited 6/9/10 21:54pm]

The cops looked at Prince, and said "Man did u wear those assless pants in the restaurant again"

Prince, "No these ruff neck dudes all started disrespecting my mama, and thats when that shit got personal"

The cops said "We are arresting you on suspicion of murder, you have the right to remain silent, anything you say ....."

Prince "What the fuck, can't we come 2 some understanding"

Cops "After that fucked up Vikings song, I don't think so"

Prince "Ok one misstep, what about Purple Rain, Purple Rain motherfucker, y'all remember that"

Cops "Come on that was like 1984, and I want my $77 back from my lotusflow3r website subscription, I still haven't received my tee shirt yet" (This fiction shit rocks)

Prince "Have my tshirt"

Cops "Y'all coming with me"

Prince "Noo!! Aowwwww!!!!! Ohhhhhwoooow!!!!!"

Prince couldn't believe he was riding in the back of a police car handcuffed like Michael Jackson or R. Kelly. Prince knew he could handle himself in the jail, but the thought of releasing the mandatory rap song about being inside depressed him. Fortunately, unlike Michael, Prince could slip his wrist out of the cuffs. Discretely he sends a text message to the one person who could help him. Then he fixed his hair which tip the cops off about the handcuffs.

"DAMN HE'S LOOSE!"

The police pulled off the road. That's when Mr. T showed up.

"I PITY THE FOOL WHO....

Huggiebear said:

The cops looked at Prince, and said "Man did u wear those assless pants in the restaurant again"

Prince, "No these ruff neck dudes all started disrespecting my mama, and thats when that shit got personal"

The cops said "We are arresting you on suspicion of murder, you have the right to remain silent, anything you say ....."

Prince "What the fuck, can't we come 2 some understanding"

Cops "After that fucked up Vikings song, I don't think so"

Prince "Ok one misstep, what about Purple Rain, Purple Rain motherfucker, y'all remember that"

Cops "Come on that was like 1984, and I want my $77 back from my lotusflow3r website subscription, I still haven't received my tee shirt yet" (This fiction shit rocks)

Prince "Have my tshirt"

Cops "Y'all coming with me"

Prince "Noo!! Aowwwww!!!!! Ohhhhhwoooow!!!!!"

This entire post is just.... x forever

TheVoid said:

Prince, Flo and Sammy Sosa got in Sammy's SUV and drove towards sammy's beach house. But halfway there, Prince got the munchies.

"Let's stop by fatburger," Prince announced.

OK.

They pulled up to the drive-thru.

"Sorry, you have to come in tonight. Nobody is manning the drive-thru," a woman announced.

So Sammy, Prince, and Flo walked into the dining area of fatburger only to discover they had to wait in line behind a bunch of ruffnecks and thugs.

One of the thugs turned around and spotted Prince.

"Yo pookie!, " he said calling to his friend, "check this bitch out."

"I'm not a woman. I'm not a man...I am something..., " Prince responded tapping his heels.

"uhhh.... what's he's trying to say, " Sammy Sosa interrupted, "is that he's very complex. Now fellows, let's just be on our way...we don't want no trouble."

"Shut yo white ass up, " one of the young men yelled.

By now Prince had assumed his martial arts stance.

"Whatchu gonna do, punk?" one of the other guys said, "take us out with that perm. bwahahahahaha"

:excited Prince had a bright idea.

He ran in front of the air duct and stuck his hair in the vent....a steady stream of ammonium thioglycolate from his perm suddenly filled the room and before long everyone in the room was dead.

EVERYONE

WAS

DEAD

"Oh shit, I just killed Sammy Sosa! :-0" Prince thought. "I gotta get my ass outta here."

As he made his way towards the door he was stopped by 3 cops on their way to a fatburger lunch break.....

.

[Edited 6/9/10 21:54pm]

LAWD HAMMERCYYY

Huggiebear said:

The cops looked at Prince, and said "Man did u wear those assless pants in the restaurant again"

Prince, "No these ruff neck dudes all started disrespecting my mama, and thats when that shit got personal"

The cops said "We are arresting you on suspicion of murder, you have the right to remain silent, anything you say ....."

Prince "What the fuck, can't we come 2 some understanding"

Cops "After that fucked up Vikings song, I don't think so"

Prince "Ok one misstep, what about Purple Rain, Purple Rain motherfucker, y'all remember that"

Cops "Come on that was like 1984, and I want my $77 back from my lotusflow3r website subscription, I still haven't received my tee shirt yet" (This fiction shit rocks)

Prince "Have my tshirt"

Cops "Y'all coming with me"

Prince "Noo!! Aowwwww!!!!! Ohhhhhwoooow!!!!!"

Lmao!

There was nothing Prince could do. He was caught. Within minutes he had arrived at the Uptown municipal jail, and placed in a cell with a 300 pound bear of an inmate who called himself Pokie.

"Yo, girl...I wanna here you sing to meh, " Pokie said to Prince.

"erm....ok???" Prince said, trying to supress his absolutely horror. "What kind of songs do U like?"

"My favorite song is Endless Love with Diana Ross, " Poke exclaimed with a gleeful smile revealing a combination of missing teeth and teeth capped with gold."

"erm...OK..." Prince thought to himself.

"OK, OK... Here's a slow song I've been working on, " said Prince, "and it goes like this...."

..... In his sweetest, most fey falsetto Prince continued

It don't matter if U can't count 2 3,

..... then Prince inserted his most joyous rap interlude.

"Yo, WTF you doing? What's this rap shit in a panty droppin' song?" Pokie demanded?

Prince responded, "It's shows my true love for the divine, for a girl so fine, and for that sweet sweet Larry of mine."

"Dat's some fucked up shit, dawg, " Pokie persisted. "You don't throw no rap part into a slow song unless you're L.L. cooljay or some shit."

Prince stared at Pokie with a blank face.

Pokie stared back.

Prince stared some more.

Pokie stared some more.

Prince stared.

Pokie stared.

staring...so much staring.

....

"Do U own Ur masters?"

Suddenly the person in the cell beside them spoke up...it was......

Suddenly the person in the cell beside them spoke up...it was......

Lil Wayne.

Prince was suprised, "I thought you were in Rikkers Wayne!"

"I was, I was but I got a transfer, the rapper section at Rikkers was overcrowed"

Prince wished the pop icon section wasn't overcrowed looking at Pokie.

Pokie looked at Lil Wayne, Lil Wayne looked at Pokie and anyone could tell it was love at first sight.

The two inmates touched fingertips thru the bars and smiled lovingly at each other.

Prince thought, "I'm always the bride's maid and never the bride."

Prince decided this was a good time to rest on his bunk. He longed for his silk scarf, the 250 thread count pillowcase was just no good for his perm.

"Things couldn't get worse" Prince said out loud.

"What'ca talking about Prince?"

Prince opened his eyes to see the spectre of Gary Coleman.

"Ok it's worse"

Gary made a face and said.....

littlemissG said:

Suddenly the person in the cell beside them spoke up...it was......

Lil Wayne.

Prince was suprised, "I thought you were in Rikkers Wayne!"

"I was, I was but I got a transfer, the rapper section at Rikkers was overcrowed"

Prince wished the pop icon section wasn't overcrowed looking at Pokie.

Pokie looked at Lil Wayne, Lil Wayne looked at Pokie and anyone could tell it was love at first sight.

The two inmates touched fingertips thru the bars and smiled lovingly at each other.

Prince thought, "I'm always the bride's maid and never the bride."

Prince decided this was a good time to rest on his bunk. He longed for his silk scarf, the 250 thread count pillowcase was just no good for his perm.

"Things couldn't get worse" Prince said out loud.

"What'ca talking about Prince?"

Prince opened his eyes to see the spectre of Gary Coleman.

"Ok it's worse"

Gary made a face and said.....

!!!!!

TheVoid said:

littlemissG said:

Lil Wayne.

Prince was suprised, "I thought you were in Rikkers Wayne!"

"I was, I was but I got a transfer, the rapper section at Rikkers was overcrowed"

Prince wished the pop icon section wasn't overcrowed looking at Pokie.

Pokie looked at Lil Wayne, Lil Wayne looked at Pokie and anyone could tell it was love at first sight.

The two inmates touched fingertips thru the bars and smiled lovingly at each other.

Prince thought, "I'm always the bride's maid and never the bride."

Prince decided this was a good time to rest on his bunk. He longed for his silk scarf, the 250 thread count pillowcase was just no good for his perm.

"Things couldn't get worse" Prince said out loud.

"What'ca talking about Prince?"

Prince opened his eyes to see the spectre of Gary Coleman.

"Ok it's worse"

Gary made a face and said.....

!!!!!

Gary made a face and said...I need a place to hide, err, maybe i can where some of your clothes and perform for u tonight? yeah thats it...no one will ever know...I even got what of your lines down..check it out..."I might be small, but so is Dynamite"...c'mon Prince i faked my own death so i could get away form my 9-5...or am I a ghost? Price smiled and said "Gary, you are a ......

Prince smiled and said "Gary, you are a ......Well there are several possibilities:

1. You're a figment of my imagination, either brought on by the stress of being jailed or killing a room full of people with a steady stream of ammonium thioglycolate.

2. This is a sideways universe created by my need to set thing right in my life like the Purple and Gold song that $77 thing, relationships, etc.

3.You are a ghost stuck here on earth to warn other celebrities to not blow the dough they make, so they don't have to take a part-time security guard job. Seriously, how were you going to stop anyone? Make them jump over you and tear a muscle?

4. I'm suffering hallucinations cause by ammonium thiogloycolate building up in my system from not using a strong enough hydrogen peroxide solution to neutralize my perms over the years.

5. This is all a coma dream because I head dumped on my bike without wearing a helmet.

6. Asthon Kutcher is going to show up and say I been punk'd.

Gary thought about this for several minutes, snapped his fingers and reached into his backpack for a brown bottle of hydrogen peroxide and quickly poured it on Prince's head.

Prince was now blonde and that theory proved to be ...

Prince was now blonde and that theory proved to be just the tip of the iceberg.

Gary Coleman came over to Prince, put his hand on his shoulder and said, "You think that TV show Lost was weird, check this shit out".

Gary then proceeded to unzip his face. Moments later, standing before Prince was none other than Hervé Villechaize, AKA Tattoo from Fantasy Island.

Herve told Prince he had to dye his hair blonde before they could go any further on their journey because the JW's were hot on their trail. Apparently the IRS wasn't the only game in town looking for some back payments from his Purple Badness.

Herve proceeded to tell Prince that his spies recently intercepted a smoke signal from JW Central alerting their collection agency that they could find Prince in jail. He immediately sprung into action. He told Prince that in order to get away....

Fenwick said:

Prince was now blonde and that theory proved to be just the tip of the iceberg.

Gary Coleman came over to Prince, put his hand on his shoulder and said, "You think that TV show Lost was weird, check this shit out".

Gary then proceeded to unzip his face. Moments later, standing before Prince was none other than Hervé Villechaize, AKA Tattoo from Fantasy Island.

Herve told Prince he had to dye his hair blonde before they could go any further on their journey because the JW's were hot on their trail. Apparently the IRS wasn't the only game in town looking for some back payments from his Purple Badness.

Herve proceeded to tell Prince that his spies recently intercepted a smoke signal from JW Central alerting their collection agency that they could find Prince in jail. He immediately sprung into action. He told Prince that in order to get away....

he had to call little richard. "Hello,who is this?!" "its prince...." "MMHMM whatcho need?!"

"well...."

Prince: well.....

Little Richard: Shut up.

Prince: I was wondering if....

Little Richard: GuRRRL, you betta shut up.

Prince: I'm kind of in a bind and....

Little Richard: Shut up...Shut up!!

Prince: Do U own Ur masters?

Suddenly Prince peered out of his jailcell which faced the front office of the county jail and he could see Madonna's new video.

That's it!, Prince though, I could write another 'open letter' to Madonna and she'll get me out of this mess and help me!

She seemed to have a aged a bit since he last saw her.....