They should make a mortal kombat type game featuring the following characters:

Ultraman
Goldar
Rodak
Godzilla
Prince (Good 1999/Purple Rain Prince, or Purple Trench Coat Prince)
Wendy & Lisa
Brown Mark
St. Paul
Jerome
Batman
Spiderman
Prince (Crazy/Evil Present-Day Prince)
The Doctor (Doctor Who (all 11 incarnations) - not Doctor Fink)
Doctor Fink
Benny Hill

And last, but not least, Clarence Williams III

Each should have their own catch-phrase while in battle, example Clarence can yell shit like "Don't I keep the heat on?!?!?!?!" or "You're a goddamn sinner!!!"

Evil Prince could yell things like "Sue the bastards (sorry, forgot the non-cursing - Sue the NITWITS!!!)!!!"

Good Prince would say things like "It's time for jazz to die!!" or "It's time for your morning bath, sir!!"

You get the general idea...

zaza said:

What? You wouldn't play it?

Give them all finishing moves...

Good Prince would ram his guitar into the body of his victim & start playing Computer Blue.

Evil Prince would whistle and have his lawyers maul the victim, leaving only bones.

JimRockford said:

Now I want that game!

:Yeah i would so buy that shit .... That would be awsome "P" in a awsome classic fighting game thats the shit...

insatiable3 said:

And when he loses, he does that wrinkle-nosed thing like Chappelle did in the sketch...

"OOOOH!"

good lord.

Good heavens.

When Clarence is defeated, he can say "I don't write em down... I don't have to. That's the difference between you and me..."

i luv this place....always making my laugh

I love it, except Goldar? serious?

AnaB said:

You don't like the Space Giants?

JimRockford said:

Oddly enough I find that "he" is the only creepy part of the whole idea lol
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JimRockford said:

Oh hell yeah!!!!!


this would work for either mortal kombat or bio shock. spiderman and benny hill though? nah.....too arcadeish!

oh imagine the combo moves you could make with a prince fighter.

xxy+L+B+down arrow+C = flying kick with a fireball then a side sweep with upper cut and kneck snap!

DesireeNevermind said:

How can a video game be too arcade-ish?

The Benny Hill character can run around the backs of the others (in fast motion with his theme song playing) and do the little head slap thing...

JimRockford said:

.....




niceeeee

I use to play video games, i played them a lot...then I turned 14.

put it down

JimRockford said:

Ha,ha, ha thats some funny shit I love that skit so much! when he wins he could yell GAME BLOUSES!! lmfao I gotta go put in my dave chapelle box set...

JimRockford said:

benny hill = ms. pac man = arcade game.

DesireeNevermind said:

Arcade = Place to play video games

There is no logic in this argument.

And how does Benny Hill equate with Ms. Pac-Man?

rudedog said:

When I turned 14, they just started becoming popular.

All we had prior were pinball machines...

JimRockford said:

Um...ms. pack man was an arcade game. I remember that much. And if you've ever seen an old benny hill episode you know that he would dress up like a lady on some episodes, and lots of episodes ended with him chasing somebody around trying to catch them. that's the basic principle of the ms. pac man game.

DesireeNevermind said:

So a man dressed up as a woman chasing people is the same as a yellow ball eating dots while avoiding ghosts until she eats the power doohickey, simply because the yellow ball has a ribbon in its head?

JimRockford said:

That would be yellowish/pinkish ball with hair bow eating transformed ghosts.

Hey...you're the one that started a thread about a prince video game and included benny hill as a potential character. if the high heel boot fits....

Larry Graham could be an unlockable character. Then when you choose a Prince v Larry match and it says GO, they both declare peace sit down together and start reading the bible.

DesireeNevermind said:

If you say so...

TheEnglishGent said:

and then the credits roll.

DesireeNevermind said:

Nah, then they get up and say, "insert $77 to continue".

TheEnglishGent said: