...what would his tweets be? I'm thinking of everyday mundane stuff that we can't even imagine Prince doing, like putting his pants on one leg at time, or eating some Capn Crunch while reading Wax Poetics.

Here's one I though of:

Purpleman: OMJ, just spilled my last remaining bottle of Get Wild all over my matching 3121 cushions. Wrote a song about it though. I know it's gon be a hit. LOLZ.

I think it would be all cryptic and otherwise uninformative. he would probably tweet every 2-3 months lol

If Prince's had a twitter he'd talk about a phenonemal upcoming concert in America like in the old days.Boy, I hate I was born 2 late! :-)Oh, and about how funky God and the Jehovah Witness are!

Research, perhaps?

purpledude3121 - plz roflrazzi, leave me alone

Well he's not, so there's no real answer, is there?

"just listened to Stockhausen's le Carre again. still a bunch of shite (sorry JWs)"

ernestsewell said:

Only what we make in our own imaginations for amusement. You know, like caption time.

SplitsNoMore:
Fired Mr Hayes so I could record him cying. Played it backwards. Sounded like he was hiccuping. Damn.

10 seconds ago from opus

Purple_prince84:
Who the hell is lady gaga? is he trying to impersonate my glam?

Jk!

There would be tweets for one week, then nothing as P moves on to the next project.

But wait, can people pay for a subscription on Twitter? No? then no tweets at all.

scorp84 said:

i agree. it wud probaly be a huge event everytime he put sumthing on twitter...even tho we probably wudnt understand his tweets. and then there wud b tons of threads askin wat ppl think it means

About to invest in a mango tree for my house, the scented candles aren't cutting it.
7 minutes ago via purple berry

ernestsewell said:

you be missin the point

I don't know, but I don't have any interest in Twitter anyway.

Hatman said:

HA!