Scenario: Prince is asking fans to contribute ideas for new song titles and content (okay! okay! I know it's ridiculous, but play along! LOL). What are your ideas for song titles and song content on P's next album in 2010 (or 2011 or 2012 or...)?

7 People (Have Joined My Club)
7 Years In L.A. And That Ke$ha Bitch Broke In2 My House (Going Back To MPLS)

B Gone, Haterz
U R Gonna Read My Pamphlet
C U Next Tuesday
Kill My Legacy In 1 Shot (The Purple And Gold Remix)
She's Six Foot Twelve And Got That Crazy

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[Edited 1/27/10 19:21pm]

Lock in 5.....4.....3.....

ernestsewell said:

squirrelgrease said:

LMAO

I think it is time to get a little more serious. Here are my suggestions:

Wake Up & Sing
Beans For Breakfast
The Winds Of Jerusalem
Come Back Larry
Love Is In My Pants
[Edited 1/27/10 20:23pm]

He could name a song 11/11/11 and have a huge show on that date and play the song, too duh

Kill My Legacy In 1 Shot (The Purple And Gold Remix)


omg this is funny..

hahahaha!

squirrelgrease said:

Who's the Six Foot tall giant(ess)?

OLDHATJ said:

Would really luv to hear the lyrics for this one!

Will the Last Fan Please Turn Off The Lights.
Gett Off Youtube
I Would Die 2 Sue
Te Amo Reflectione
Content Don't Matter 2 Night
MPLSoundslikehalfanhouronfruityloops
My Love(ly new tshirt) Is (taking) Forever (2 Arrive)
In A Large Empty Web Site
Y Should I Sue that, When I Can Sue This?
When I Lay My Hands On Youtube

Erik
[Edited 1/28/10 4:33am]

poetcorner61 said:

Is that the one that goes:

Come on Baby, time 2 Dance
My love For U is in my pants
Whatever u do, Dont Miss your chance
Don't get me started on one of my chemtrail rants!

A true unreleased gem if u ask me...

OLDHATJ said:

..with suspicious Trombone solo

erik319 said:

erik319 said:

and 1000 x

this threat has a winner

Revelations

squirrelgrease said:

erik319 said:

Let's assume Prince is totally fucked off with people constantly moaning about how lame his music is lately, and thinks I'll show the duckers, I'll alienate the lot of them. I'll make a totally lame album with lots of pointless jazzy noodling, the sort of album that will spark the invention of another type of warning label. And so he gets down to work and an hour and forty five minutes later we have :


The Beige Experience:

01. Get Mild
02. Mousequake
03. Computer Beige
04. Tepid Thing
05. No Guitar
06. Days of Mild
07. Get Mild (Reprise)
09. When The Lights Go Beige
09. 3 Chains O' Beige
10. The Ballad Of Nobody In Particular
11. The Beige Children
12. Get Mild (Zero Energy Remix)
13. Feel Mild, Feel Beige, Feel Catatonic
14. Get Mild (1+1+1=Mellow Mix)


Feeling that he had perhaps overdone it with all the Get Mild mixes, he spent another few minutes mulling it over and then tossed off a bonus track:

The Dopey me, rushed the websuite :
Rip U Off
Around The Website In A Minute
Another Lonely Website
How Come You Don't Login Anymore
Promise/Broken
Call The Law


Unfortunately for Prince, his new effort goes down rather well, and even earns him a few more fans, who then proceed to buy his previous albums and moan about them.

^^^^

Not too much in a creative mood right now, but here are some suggestions, however...

For Me (Acapella Intro)
Rip U Off
Plunder
Snob Life
C.R.E.A.M.
77$ Beverly Spark
Dollarized Mind
Joy In Recognition
$ and Money
The Bucks We Make
Gett Lost (Outro)

erik319 said:

"i was totally kidding when i said that stupid shit about reading the bible with my gay friends"

"...but i wasn't really"

"filler"

"more filler"

"jesus dance party"

"random decent song"
[Edited 1/28/10 20:51pm]

She's Lonely 2
Inside the dance machine
love is longer than sex
Parade 2 the Moon
X featuring The DownLoad Society
Walk Across the Nation
The New Breed
Please don't tell
Love 4 My Mother




This is Titled The X Project. Limited release through Parties at Paisley Park
proceeds goto a certain persons College Fund.


The X Project continues.

Larry made me
$ 4 nothing
when we break up eye'm gonna right a cheesy love song(and blame U even if I was pulling a tiger)
old t-shirts 4 sale ($31.21 marked down from $77)
KNOW idols be4 me
better dan eva
gonna close the org
suing Ben again
free bird
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[Edited 1/29/10 10:03am]

erik319 said:

LOL, and I'd probably actually buy that album.

A Day In The Life of Studio A

1. Studio A
2. Tongue In Cheek
3. Miles Was A MF
4. Her Name Was Natalie
5. Cosmos
6. Song 4 Lisa
7. Song 4 Wendy
8. Broken Hearts, Buried Lovers
9. Lost & Found
10. Lights Out


O+>

cborgman said:

My Lover Sits in the Back

4Ever Should Accelerate

My Motor's Clean

New Jalopy's 4 Sale

No Whiplash From You

Keep it at 99MPH

The BlackHawk Is Back In Town

a n album dedicated to rumors


Honey bees and grave stones
Telepathically (the bubbles mix)
eye'm Still relevant
rib less
Island Hideaway
hip gone bad
A.I.D.S.
A good Song
sinead beatdown
Telepathically (the Sheena Easton mix)
Madonnasine

"chemtrailin'"