A huge dildo. Huge.

An innoculation of humility so he'll be open to creativity.

More time, if it could be bought

nurseV said:

As I become older I realize time is so precious.
And I do wish Prince all the time in the world to do what he wants.

abigail05 said:

it is so precious

Alej said:

I love you, Merry Christmas!

zobilamouche said:

I laughed at that one too.

nurseV said:

Time is a trick.

I'd buy him some John Prine CDs....lets see who gets the reference

rudedog said:

i always would see him in the cd bins while i was trying to find prince!

ButterscotchThighs said:

No. He has the JW version, which is so off and bizarre, it shouldn't even be called a bible. The Living Bible is more "today's syntax", opposed to the "Thee" and "Thou" of the King James. And of course we have to remember that "Thee" and "thou" WAS the "syntax of today" when that version was translated in the early 17th century. But in this new age of today...that doesn't really fly. I think that's why people find it odd, or "old". The words are there, they just need to be so folks can relate to the very language itself.

I also like the Amplified Bible (which actually comes with no A/C cord, or D/C adapter HA). After certain words, it has [brackets] with words that mean the same thing, to expand the definition. Example, "For God so loved [cared for, wanted to embrace] the world, He gave [offered up as sacrifice] his only begotten [naturally born] Son." It saves look up certain words in a concordance, most times.