I want two or three songs that are all about how great Prince is, how he's the best and nobody can beat him. They should feature very dull drum loops.

Then I would like him to remake a song he did on a previous album. Y'know, really try to modernize it for today's R&B radio market.

Then I'd like a monotonous, repetitive slow jam, one with a catchy, one-word title beginning with the letter "S."

Of course, I can't forget how much I want one or two songs about Jehovah. Please, Prince, let them have indecipherable lyrics! But not so indecipherable that I can't figure out that I'm not included in those big heaven plans you got.


There should probably be one dance number on there. No more than that, though! And try not to make it too funky, please. We don't need that.

If there's still room for more, how about a couple remakes of other artists' works? That'd be swell.

That oughtta do it. I'm waiting!

One nite alone piano, part II !!!!!

Funka doobla bouncy a 3cd concept set with a truly inter creamy experience, including the Doobla website, only $321.00 to join to get free downloads, a t shirt, groovy interactive graphics and empty promises. 2 Prince albums including 8 songs each (3 are instrumentals) and under par poppy jazzique sounds with religious propaganda and a cover of Sugar Sugar by the archies. The last album will be called funky jemlet by new protege Jemma, aged 19 with a 50DD bust a micro singing talent.

You know you want it:

TC Ellis
"True Confessions" 2010 Deluxe Edition (with bonustracks)

dolorespark said:

I don't think Prince needs to keep buying into the electro movement (coz I get the 'trying to be modern' vibe from Lotusflow3r) currently at large (in the UK anyway), by any standards this man does not need to follow trends. Realistically, the guy should produce whatever he wants but I'd love to hear him stripped down, like just focussing on music as opposed to how he can destort sound, as infamous as he is for that. Simply, he just doesn't need to try as hard next time round.

i wanna hear prince give away all his money, take off the stupid make up, burn his comressors and auto tune and shitty keyboard sounds ... get a normal sounding acoustic guitar, some other vinage gear, guitars bass organs drums ... go hungry for a week, go without sex for a year and record the best 15 songs of his life as tho his future as a respected musician depended on it. no more bragging about chocolate handles and mansions, no more condescending spiritual lyrics, no more i am so great that u should be my latest ho lyrics ... 8 songs where he plays ever instrument ... 7 songs of pure collaboration with the revolution plus eric leeds and atlanta bliss ... printed on double vinyl

i wanna hear prince give away all his money, take off the stupid make up, burn his comressors and auto tune and shitty keyboard sounds ... get a normal sounding acoustic guitar, some other vinage gear, guitars bass organs drums ... go hungry for a week, go without sex for a year and record the best 15 songs of his life as tho his future as a respected musician depended on it. no more bragging about chocolate handles and mansions, no more condescending spiritual lyrics, no more i am so great that u should be my latest ho lyrics ... 8 songs where he plays ever instrument ... 7 songs of pure collaboration with the revolution plus eric leeds and atlanta bliss ... printed on double vinyl

vainandy said:

That would be nice!

One nite alone piano, part II !!!!!

Another album with Mayte singing on it.

bluesy hard rock, +more guitarrr! & funky power housed synths/bass lines ...all intertwined with spiritual wisdom and perspective

oh yesss
& give that falsetto a work out too, love songs galore
[Edited 12/21/09 5:36am]

Bree8016 said:

Rehash!?

I want a Funk CD ala Revolution Live 86.

I want the Roadhouse Garden album that was announced in 1998.

bluefish said:

After reading this thread so far, I've changed my mind. I want Prince to release a brand-new album that is so mind-blowing, it'll make the all haters' heads literally explode.