"I scan my computer looking for a site."
Who the hell says that? Aren't websites sites on the web?

"Give me a page on my two-way..."
Prince, can you hear me now? Who uses a)pagers or b)two-ways? It sounds like he's talking about a CB radio. 10-4 good buddy

The lyrics to Daddy Pop are so uncomfortable to listen to. Also from the symbol album ' A river of blood, u must have been a virgin' Eww, too much informaton! Prince really loses the plot sometimes.

thanks2joniandu said:

I agree,

Also don't like do ya after school....

"We don't give a duck what you got on "


duck rhymes with _-_-_-_ ya might as well say it

anything off new power soul.....

lipstick said:

I hafta say that's damn near my fave line...if not, it's the line that sucked me into his debaucherous way of thinking.

!!!!




If I gave U diamonds & pearls, would U b a happy boy or a girl?
I tried for years to pretend this song didn't exist


Every single thing about "Work That Fat"
Really, Prince? I mean, really?


It's U I wanna do..No, not your body--your mind U fool
This isn't sexy. No no no. It's borderline creepy. Go fuck somebody else's mind!


Don't Look now but there's a river of blood--you must've been a virgin...what am I guilty of? oh no!
x forever



I'm blinded by the Daisey's in your heart (yard?)
OK, I admit--Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds isn't any better, but it did come first. This transparent attempt at Beatle-esque lyrics just doesn't work. Great song though.



I'm not a woman. I'm not a man. I am something that you'd never understand. No need to worry. No need 2 cry. I'm Ur messiah and you're the reason why.
What kind of hippie lovin' transgender, branch Dravidian bullshit is that?


And U know what else I am? And U know what else I am? And U know what else I am...Imma good kisser too!
!!!!


Just like the sun, the rainbow children rise, flying on the wings of a new translation, see them fly fly fly.
What theeeee fuck. And the rest of the album too
It's a good enough album that I often can listen to it and ignore the lyrics though.


Rain sounds so hard(loud? can't remember) on the barn roof. And the horses wonder who you are.
Dude, you're rich. Fuck in a bedroom.



I got a mind full of good intentions and a mouth full of Raisonettes
I admit, this is actually Prince being deliberately funny. And he executes it perfectly. So, in reality this is one of those really "good" bad lyrics. Sort of like that competition they hold every year for the worst opening sentence in a novel.


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PurpleDiamond2009 said:

LOL I know but it does always make me smile that track!

NATO/Otan

What's the opposite of the G20 Summit?

i can't think of any right off... they all have a place and time of their own

ScarLett said:

OH MY GOD!!!

WHAT"S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE.

THE MAN WROTE:

"...She knows how 2 make U feel like your stuff ain't brown 2nite" in Baby Knows.

By far and away and with no shadow of doubt, THE SINGLE WORST line he (or possibly anyone) has EVER written.

TyphoonTip said:

Oh my gawd, I'm cracking up here.

Riverpoet31 said:

Chocolate Box was good.But Mr.Goodnight was gross and Future Baby Momma was too.

-The Incredibles
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chocolatehandles said:

I was recently singing along to "If you're sad and you know it and you think you're gonna blow it, look up in the sky, love is there," and I thought, it's nice that it rhymes, but that's some stupid shit to say. I still kinda like it though.

chocolatehandles said:

So true...what the hell was he thinking!?

themusicthatcounts said:

im suprised that they went through this whole song with out laughing out loud on the track

I like most (if not all) of the lyrics chosen in this thread! If I had to pick a worst lyric, it would probably be

"Gimme a page on my two-way..."

from "U're Gonna C Me." Totally ruins the flow of such a beautiful song.

The "Brontosaurus" line in Dinner with Delores is pretty lame. But then again, what else rhymes well with the name Delores?

"Her skin was porous."
"Lookin' like Zack Morris."
"I called a florist."

Eh...no.

PicassoFace said:

That's the first line that came to my mind..