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DesireeNevermi
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THE CHURCH OF PRINCETOLOGY....

So if Prince had some deep spiritual awakening/epiphany and was moved to develop his own religion and church, would you be a disciple, a member or a critic?

Disciple status would require you devote yourself completely to Prince's teachings and forsake all your friends, family and earthly belongings to live by his side and spread his message to the lost and fallen. You live on a diet of truth, music, vegetables, fruits, and nuts. You have a specific hygeine regimen in which you bathe in castile soap and rub down with shea butter, lavender and almond oil so that the lost and fallen can smell you coming.

Member status would require you to attend his church on a frequent basis, abide by his church vows (be faithful to him and respect his word as final), take heed his weekly sermons, and service your community. Other than that, you get to do what you like as long as it doesn't bring him any grief. If you wish to become a disciple you have to be baptized and must undergo a 7 month long training.

Critic status would require you forego any delusions you have about being his lover, friend, or business associate. You get absolutely no freebies (concert tickets, t-shirts, bootlegs, fansite access or perfume samples). You cannot fraternize with members under any circumstance. If you wish to join the church you must first go through one of the disciples for cleansing and re-education. As a critic, however, you can say whatever the fuck you want when you want about any member or disciple. You also get weekly doses of clarity, reason and a month supply of stones and ready made poop balls.

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So????? Which one will you be?
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Reply #1 posted 08/25/09 10:52am

mzkqueen03

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clapping clapping clapping(DESIREENEVERMIND..SO SMART)..
..besides the 10 comandments...we would b required these comandments 2...
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...COMMANDMENTS OF new MORALITY...
..let us engrave upon our heart s
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..thou shalt not b AFRAID OF THY HIDDEN IMPULSES..
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..thou shalt learn 2 RESPECT THYSELF and then thou wilt L-O-V-E thy neighbor as thyself..
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..thou shalt TRANSCEND inner anxiety..recognizing thy T-R-U-E competence and courage..
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..thou shalt stand undismayed in the presence of grief..thou shalt not deny the sadness of thy heart ...thou shalt make no detour around sorrow..but shalt L-I-V-E through it..and by the aid of human 2getherness and comrade sympathy thou shalt win dominion over sorrow...
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..thou shalt eternally RESPECT TRUTH and tell it with kindness and also with FIRMNESS 2 all of thy associates...2 the young child as well as thy brother..and through TRUTH shalt thou find healing and SALVATION..
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..mzsexybaby sexy
..She's Just A Baby..but she's my lady..my loveR..my only friend!..true love that will last!..PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND..WHAT SHE SEES IN AN OLDER MAN..they never stop 2 think that maybe i'm what she's looking 4..THEY NEVER TAKE THE TIME..2 look in her mind
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Reply #2 posted 08/25/09 10:55am

kenlacam

so this is where the Prince-crazies hang out, especially ms wacko.
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Reply #3 posted 08/25/09 10:58am

DesireeNevermi
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kenlacam said:

so this is where the Prince-crazies hang out, especially ms wacko.



no no no! civility is a virtue.
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Reply #4 posted 08/25/09 10:58am

mzkqueen03

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...thou shalt search thy heart 4 the traces of immortality and temptations of childishness..thou shalt REJECT all flight from freedom...all ESCAPE from maturity...as unworthy of thy preson...thou shalt turn away from all supine reliance upon authority...all solacing slavery 2 an omnipotent social father...thou shalt seek 2gether with thy brothers a KINGDOM of mature equality..
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..thou shalt UPROOT from thy heart the false doubts and childish petulance which keep thee FAR from God...thou shalt not make Him the scapegoat 4 thy emotional wounds and thy psychic scars...thou shalt FREE THYSELF of the distortions which block thy way 2 His presence...and by that FREEDOM thou shalt commune at las with Him...THE SOURCE OF TRUTH...THE GIVER OF peace
..mzsexybaby sexy
..She's Just A Baby..but she's my lady..my loveR..my only friend!..true love that will last!..PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND..WHAT SHE SEES IN AN OLDER MAN..they never stop 2 think that maybe i'm what she's looking 4..THEY NEVER TAKE THE TIME..2 look in her mind
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Reply #5 posted 08/25/09 10:59am

DesireeNevermi
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..thou shalt not b AFRAID OF THY HIDDEN IMPULSES..
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..thou shalt learn 2 RESPECT THYSELF and then thou wilt L-O-V-E thy neighbor as thyself..


wow...i like these two commandments.
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Reply #6 posted 08/25/09 11:00am

mzkqueen03

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DesireeNevermind said:

kenlacam said:

so this is where the Prince-crazies hang out, especially ms wacko.



no no no! civility is a virtue.

..check his ass..gurl...he gonna ruin ur thread whip
...mzsexybaby lol
..She's Just A Baby..but she's my lady..my loveR..my only friend!..true love that will last!..PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND..WHAT SHE SEES IN AN OLDER MAN..they never stop 2 think that maybe i'm what she's looking 4..THEY NEVER TAKE THE TIME..2 look in her mind
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Reply #7 posted 08/25/09 11:03am

Zinzi

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DesireeNevermind said:

So if Prince had some deep spiritual awakening/epiphany and was moved to develop his own religion and church, would you be a disciple, a member or a critic?

Disciple status would require you devote yourself completely to Prince's teachings and forsake all your friends, family and earthly belongings to live by his side and spread his message to the lost and fallen. You live on a diet of truth, music, vegetables, fruits, and nuts. You have a specific hygeine regimen in which you bathe in castile soap and rub down with shea butter, lavender and almond oil so that the lost and fallen can smell you coming.

Member status would require you to attend his church on a frequent basis, abide by his church vows (be faithful to him and respect his word as final), take heed his weekly sermons, and service your community. Other than that, you get to do what you like as long as it doesn't bring him any grief. If you wish to become a disciple you have to be baptized and must undergo a 7 month long training.

Critic status would require you forego any delusions you have about being his lover, friend, or business associate. You get absolutely no freebies (concert tickets, t-shirts, bootlegs, fansite access or perfume samples). You cannot fraternize with members under any circumstance. If you wish to join the church you must first go through one of the disciples for cleansing and re-education. As a critic, however, you can say whatever the fuck you want when you want about any member or disciple. You also get weekly doses of clarity, reason and a month supply of stones and ready made poop balls.

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So????? Which one will you be?



''ready made poop balls all the way''
XD
''now watch what you say or they'll be calling you a radical, a liberal, a fanatical criminal''
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Reply #8 posted 08/25/09 11:06am

DesireeNevermi
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^ falloff



I think I would be a member because there is still freedom to do as one wishes and I would love to help out my community. Plus how hard can it be to give Prince grief? giggle boxed
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Reply #9 posted 08/25/09 11:06am

mzkqueen03

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...here is the morning prayer...
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..."O Lord God of our fathers....art thou not God in heaven??..and RULEST thou over all the KINGDOMS of the heathen??...and in thine HAND is there not POWER and MIGHT..so that NONE IS ABLE 2 WITHSTAND THEE??...Art not thou our God...who didst drive out the in habitants of this land b4 thy people Israel...and gavest it 2 THE SEED of Abraham thy friend 4EVER??...
..mzsexybaby'PRINCE HAS A guitar THAT CAN PART THE SEA'---> sexy
..She's Just A Baby..but she's my lady..my loveR..my only friend!..true love that will last!..PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND..WHAT SHE SEES IN AN OLDER MAN..they never stop 2 think that maybe i'm what she's looking 4..THEY NEVER TAKE THE TIME..2 look in her mind
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Reply #10 posted 08/25/09 11:07am

kenlacam

sorry, didn't mean to ruin the thread (not apologizing to mskqueen03 at all), but I couldn't resist when I see threads that looks like it could be a crazy, obsessed Prince fam thread, which this is.
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Reply #11 posted 08/25/09 11:08am

mzkqueen03

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..."ALL JUDAH" was standing HUMBLY b4 the Lord with "THEIR LITTLE ONES..THEIR WIVES..AND THEIR CHILDREN"..
..mzsexybaby'LIKE THE LION OF JUDAH'---> sexy
..She's Just A Baby..but she's my lady..my loveR..my only friend!..true love that will last!..PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND..WHAT SHE SEES IN AN OLDER MAN..they never stop 2 think that maybe i'm what she's looking 4..THEY NEVER TAKE THE TIME..2 look in her mind
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Reply #12 posted 08/25/09 11:10am

mzkqueen03

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kenlacam said:

sorry, didn't mean to ruin the thread (not apologizing to mskqueen03 at all), but I couldn't resist when I see threads that looks like it could be a crazy, obsessed Prince fam thread, which this is.

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...it's not my thread..good 4 u 4 apologize'in biggrin
..mzsexybaby'ONE DAY AT A TIME' woot!
..She's Just A Baby..but she's my lady..my loveR..my only friend!..true love that will last!..PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND..WHAT SHE SEES IN AN OLDER MAN..they never stop 2 think that maybe i'm what she's looking 4..THEY NEVER TAKE THE TIME..2 look in her mind
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Reply #13 posted 08/25/09 11:13am

kenlacam

You really entertain me with all of your craziness, mskqueen03. It's almost comical in a bizare sort of way. I almost enjoy reading your random craziness.
clapping I just want you to know that. You are special. lol
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Reply #14 posted 08/25/09 11:14am

DesireeNevermi
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kenlacam said:

sorry, didn't mean to ruin the thread (not apologizing to mskqueen03 at all), but I couldn't resist when I see threads that looks like it could be a crazy, obsessed Prince fam thread, which this is.



Actually no. If it were crazy obsessed Prince famish then it would be about how beautiful he is or another dedication to a song he no longer performs or worse, a thread about his jizz or his ass.

It's more of a playful examination of how far a journey would one take with Prince. Are you hardcore all the way, just rolling with the tide, or have you given up on the dude? I present this question in the context of religion since many fans see him as changing once he became very religious as opposed to spiritual. Lastly, it's also a consideration of whether Prince would ever entertain the idea of having his own church. Mel Gibson did it. confused Would you be interested in a church founded by Prince?
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Reply #15 posted 08/25/09 11:24am

mzkqueen03

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kenlacam said:

You really entertain me with all of your craziness, mskqueen03. It's almost comical in a bizare sort of way. I almost enjoy reading your random craziness.
clapping I just want you to know that. You are special. lol

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...KEN i have nothing against u..or anyone in here(4 D RECORD)..I JUST SPEAK MY MIND THAT IS ALL..i'm not try 2 harm anyone either...i just don't want prince.org 2 go down the toilet
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..prince or his people watch this site...NO MO' CANDY 4 U..is the FLAGS-UP...so why should we ruin a beautiful place?...i'm not saying everything has 2 b wizard-of-oz-like...but we must stop the personal-hate..UR SPECIAL 2 KEN..in ur own way...but u don't have 2 b negative all the time...
..mzsexybaby peace AND HAIR-GREASE' biggrin
..She's Just A Baby..but she's my lady..my loveR..my only friend!..true love that will last!..PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND..WHAT SHE SEES IN AN OLDER MAN..they never stop 2 think that maybe i'm what she's looking 4..THEY NEVER TAKE THE TIME..2 look in her mind
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Reply #16 posted 08/25/09 11:30am

kenlacam

mzkqueen03 said:

kenlacam said:

You really entertain me with all of your craziness, mskqueen03. It's almost comical in a bizare sort of way. I almost enjoy reading your random craziness.
clapping I just want you to know that. You are special. lol

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...KEN i have nothing against u..or anyone in here(4 D RECORD)..I JUST SPEAK MY MIND THAT IS ALL..i'm not try 2 harm anyone either...i just don't want prince.org 2 go down the toilet
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..prince or his people watch this site...NO MO' CANDY 4 U..is the FLAGS-UP...so why should we ruin a beautiful place?...i'm not saying everything has 2 b wizard-of-oz-like...but we must stop the personal-hate..UR SPECIAL 2 KEN..in ur own way...but u don't have 2 b negative all the time...
..mzsexybaby peace AND HAIR-GREASE' biggrin

the feeling is mutual. It is just a little frustrating trying to understand your posts, is all. No love lost here. hug
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Reply #17 posted 08/25/09 11:31am

mzkqueen03

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DesireeNevermind said:

kenlacam said:

sorry, didn't mean to ruin the thread (not apologizing to mskqueen03 at all), but I couldn't resist when I see threads that looks like it could be a crazy, obsessed Prince fam thread, which this is.



Actually no. If it were crazy obsessed Prince famish then it would be about how beautiful he is or another dedication to a song he no longer performs or worse, a thread about his jizz or his ass.

It's more of a playful examination of how far a journey would one take with Prince. Are you hardcore all the way, just rolling with the tide, or have you given up on the dude? I present this question in the context of religion since many fans see him as changing once he became very religious as opposed to spiritual. Lastly, it's also a consideration of whether Prince would ever entertain the idea of having his own church. Mel Gibson did it. confused Would you be interested in a church founded by Prince?

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...I KNEW U WERE "D INTELLIGENT ONE" biggrin
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...even the Knights of the Garter belonged 2 the highest order of Knighthood..
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.."ANOINTING BY GOD CANNOT BE DEFILED BY MAN"..
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..PRINCE PLEASE TEACH ME!!!..i am an open-book..WRITE IN ME!!!..
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.."and in every work that he began in the service of the house of God...and in the law...and in the commandments...2 S-E-E-K his God...he did it with all his heart and PROSPERED".....2Chronicles 31:21...
...P.S. EVERYONE^^^^^i think THIS ONE might b the 3121 prince talks about...but not sure...
..mzsexybaby'DE REVOLUTIONIBUS ORBIUM COELESTIUM' sexy
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..She's Just A Baby..but she's my lady..my loveR..my only friend!..true love that will last!..PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND..WHAT SHE SEES IN AN OLDER MAN..they never stop 2 think that maybe i'm what she's looking 4..THEY NEVER TAKE THE TIME..2 look in her mind
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Reply #18 posted 08/25/09 11:31am

mzkqueen03

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kenlacam said:

mzkqueen03 said:


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...KEN i have nothing against u..or anyone in here(4 D RECORD)..I JUST SPEAK MY MIND THAT IS ALL..i'm not try 2 harm anyone either...i just don't want prince.org 2 go down the toilet
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..prince or his people watch this site...NO MO' CANDY 4 U..is the FLAGS-UP...so why should we ruin a beautiful place?...i'm not saying everything has 2 b wizard-of-oz-like...but we must stop the personal-hate..UR SPECIAL 2 KEN..in ur own way...but u don't have 2 b negative all the time...
..mzsexybaby peace AND HAIR-GREASE' biggrin

the feeling is mutual. It is just a little frustrating trying to understand your posts, is all. No love lost here. hug

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...SORRY ABOUT THAT..
..mzsexybaby sad
..She's Just A Baby..but she's my lady..my loveR..my only friend!..true love that will last!..PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND..WHAT SHE SEES IN AN OLDER MAN..they never stop 2 think that maybe i'm what she's looking 4..THEY NEVER TAKE THE TIME..2 look in her mind
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Reply #19 posted 08/25/09 11:32am

WetDream

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mzkqueen03 said:

kenlacam said:

You really entertain me with all of your craziness, mskqueen03. It's almost comical in a bizare sort of way. I almost enjoy reading your random craziness.
clapping I just want you to know that. You are special. lol

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...KEN i have nothing against u..or anyone in here(4 D RECORD)..I JUST SPEAK MY MIND THAT IS ALL..i'm not try 2 harm anyone either...i just don't want prince.org 2 go down the toilet
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..prince or his people watch this site...NO MO' CANDY 4 U..is the FLAGS-UP...so why should we ruin a beautiful place?...i'm not saying everything has 2 b wizard-of-oz-like...but we must stop the personal-hate..UR SPECIAL 2 KEN..in ur own way...but u don't have 2 b negative all the time...
..mzsexybaby peace AND HAIR-GREASE' biggrin


Respect to you.
This Post is produced, arranged, composed and performed by WetDream
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Reply #20 posted 08/25/09 11:36am

kenlacam

mzkqueen03 said:

kenlacam said:


the feeling is mutual. It is just a little frustrating trying to understand your posts, is all. No love lost here. hug

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...SORRY ABOUT THAT..
..mzsexybaby sad

no worries!
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Reply #21 posted 08/25/09 11:38am

mzkqueen03

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WetDream said:

mzkqueen03 said:


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...KEN i have nothing against u..or anyone in here(4 D RECORD)..I JUST SPEAK MY MIND THAT IS ALL..i'm not try 2 harm anyone either...i just don't want prince.org 2 go down the toilet
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..prince or his people watch this site...NO MO' CANDY 4 U..is the FLAGS-UP...so why should we ruin a beautiful place?...i'm not saying everything has 2 b wizard-of-oz-like...but we must stop the personal-hate..UR SPECIAL 2 KEN..in ur own way...but u don't have 2 b negative all the time...
..mzsexybaby peace AND HAIR-GREASE' biggrin


Respect to you.

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...THANK-U...my respect 2 u 2 yes
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...man in here we get around-the-world-in-a-day lol
..mzsexybaby'CONFLICT&BLESSING' wildsign
..She's Just A Baby..but she's my lady..my loveR..my only friend!..true love that will last!..PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND..WHAT SHE SEES IN AN OLDER MAN..they never stop 2 think that maybe i'm what she's looking 4..THEY NEVER TAKE THE TIME..2 look in her mind
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Reply #22 posted 08/25/09 12:32pm

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...QUICK QUESTION...
..how can a man ever know earthly peace or aspire 2 the Kingdom of heaven?..
...mzsexybaby flower
..She's Just A Baby..but she's my lady..my loveR..my only friend!..true love that will last!..PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND..WHAT SHE SEES IN AN OLDER MAN..they never stop 2 think that maybe i'm what she's looking 4..THEY NEVER TAKE THE TIME..2 look in her mind
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Reply #23 posted 08/25/09 12:53pm

kenlacam

I think it depends on if a man believes that there is a kingdom of heaven. If a man does not believe in kingdom of heaven, he can achieve earthly peace by practicing the golden rule: Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. You reap what you sow is a big philosophy of mine.
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Reply #24 posted 08/25/09 1:05pm

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To live with God is inner peace

Moses lived in the desert

heart
See you in me in the mirrow a 1000 lightyears from here.
See you in the purple rain.
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Reply #25 posted 08/25/09 1:10pm

DesireeNevermi
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Aspiring to a kingdom of heaven or heavenly place can bring inner peace on earth. Inner peace can come from learning and taking the journey; a venture of healing. For Prince, his music brings him closer to God. The closer he gets, the cleaner and simpler the music.


aaahhh. but 2 steps forwards equal 1 step back. He's a work in progress and needs a congregation to see him through to the other side. heart
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Reply #26 posted 08/25/09 1:22pm

kenlacam

I have to respectfully disagree with your statement about the closer Prince gets to God the cleaner and simpler his music gets. I don't think that the 2 are related at all, as far as the quality of his music and his relationship with God.
I do agree with that he is a work in progress. I think though, that his music has stagnated and has not moved forward in a while.
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Reply #27 posted 08/25/09 1:26pm

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i couldn't belong 2 this church or any church 4 that matter, cause i want 2 THINK 4 myself and not sacrifice all the pleasures this world has 2 offer. helping another is one thing but at the cost of losing who u r? naw
man, he has such an amazing body of music that it's sad to see him constrict it down to the basics. he's too talented for the lineup he's doing. estelle 81
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Reply #28 posted 08/25/09 1:26pm

DesireeNevermi
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kenlacam said:

I have to respectfully disagree with your statement about the closer Prince gets to God the cleaner and simpler his music gets. I don't think that the 2 are related at all, as far as the quality of his music and his relationship with God.
I do agree with that he is a work in progress. I think though, that his music has stagnated and has not moved forward in a while.



But he says his music is a gift from God. Couldn't one presume that he wants to use his gift in a manner that he would deem pleasing to God i.e. cleaning up the lyrics? If the music didn't bring him closer then why change it? God shouldn't mind DMSR or Erotic City to name a few. Why change the lyrics to "The Cross" unless you truly believed that somebody lied about how somebody died and you wanna show God you've been re-educated. hmmm
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Reply #29 posted 08/25/09 1:28pm

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L4OATheOriginal said:

i couldn't belong 2 this church or any church 4 that matter, cause i want 2 THINK 4 myself and not sacrifice all the pleasures this world has 2 offer. helping another is one thing but at the cost of losing who u r? naw



So far:

1 disciple
1 member
2 critics
1 undecided

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