what job would it b?

groupie maintainer

Security Guard for the vault. My first cause for action would be to make "backup" copies of all his unreleased recordings... just in case, you know. Then of course I would have to listen to them multiple times to become familiar with them

toejam said:

Hmm it's always good to have two people do such a project.

Massuese!
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PA/Studio Manager

Personal Assistant and then Wife.

I would love to design his print graphics.

I would paint him laying nude, embracing his favorite-guitar, on a bearfur skin with an open fire behind him (just to be able to catch the warm, passionate colors on his bare skin). Afterwords I would undress myself aswell, kick the guitar away and make love to him, like jazz...and some flamenco!
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I would put him to work for me,

overtime on the love train,

it would be school and I do him like some homework,

he could be the gardener and fertilize my soil,

or be my hair dresser and dress up my hairs

La Sirena Gorda is introduced

I suppose I could be his personal dominatrix

but the problem is;

You can't really put a price on true love

so he have to pay me in kisses

and it might take a while to pay off that debt

I am willing to keep track of just how many kisses

he is working on, it won't be easy

If i could i would, but i caint so i aint.

Vanity45 said:

Producer, of course! Somebody has to be brave and honest enough do it!
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tafnap said:

I would be his lawyer usually telling him he has no case and would be better off finding a decent business model instead of playing dirty, but if he likes to fight then I would be more than willing to drag on his law suits, which will make me rich and give him only more bad publicity.

I have always had a fantasy of wrestling with Prince. In my fantasy I am holding him down. he,he

I don't suppose that is a job is it? Ok then I would like to be his tailor/dresser/hair dresser/food taster. Something that would get us close. THEN I WOULD HOLD HIM DOWN.

tafnap said:

NO NO NO

Publicist. I'd try to make sure that EVERYONE knew what Prince was doing.

Maybe I would be his dresser and undresser, in charge of all clasping and unclasping all the little hooks and bells and whistles, including the under garments, how satisfying that would be

Seaweed Rice Roller

Art/Design Director for the upcoming merchandise that I'm not seeing right now on the new site! That would be complete heaven! I would do that for FREE!
Are you listening Mr. Nelson?

purplecam said:

like on twitter?

6.20am - prince wakes up
6.21am - prince takes a shit
6.29am - prince takes a shower
6.43am - prince eats breakfast
6.44am - breakfast comprises of captain crunch with soya milk (cuz cows r 4 calfs)
6.45am - prince takes a swig of sunny delight and ignores the fresh bottle of dasani

etc?

tafnap said:

Guitar catcher.

SOOPER said:

good one, you'd need lotsa practice

and don't forget to give it back afterwards

I would be the In House Confident and Social Secretary.

PharkyorLOVE said:

Studio Engineer.

I'd photoshop his photos, better than whoever did that Musicology photo for the Regal Cinema thing, and the blurring on his forehead was ridiculously amateurish.

I'd design CD artwork, or do his hair.

ernestsewell said:

OK. Maybe us romantic painters are a bit cheesy...but OK, here you are...before actually seducing Prince on that bearfur skin, I will step up to him nude, dressed in only my high stilettos and force him to take one of my high heels in his mouth to show him domination...does that satisfy you as much is it satisfies me?
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