i'll go first:

1. shave himself bald. i really think that prince would NEVER do this.

2. Go out to dinner and order a big juicy steak

3. Read this thread

4. Wear one of these

5. Date a woman his own age.

Become a JW

Sing with Beyonce

Play Vegas

Hang with the phony Hollywood crowd

Be a party favor for a billionaire

Use his fanbase like an atm machine

Oh nevermind, I've got nothing!

Use a producer.

Have a male protege.

Give a shit about what anyone else thinks of him.
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HatrinaHaterwitz said:

Prince would never... sing Purple Rain in a duet with Beyonce,

Oh wait he already did

No.... he will never talk about why he forced the fansite Housequake to close down.

thedance said:

or talk about his real issue with the Internet.

I know...

Go on American Idol

Oh damn!

He mustn't receive presents!

Yo Momma.

toejam said:

Gr8 1!

Care about what the public/critics say.

Never again perform "Sister"

See my sig file.

Create another masterpiece!

17. Eat eggs!

18. Shop at big lots

19. Fuse iron atoms through stellar fusion, though I admit he might be able to do all hydrogen, helium, carbon, silicon, and sulfur.

20. Suck on his own nipples.

21. Have a natural, no-epidural, labor.

22. Photosynthesis!

23. Star as the next James Bond.

24. Drink a large coke from a junior cup.

25. Find a word that rhymes with month or orange.

26. The Paris Marathon

27. Comprehend hearing Milty sing the "Prince 'shiny booot' pudding song"

28. Vote for Benjamin Franklin for president.

29. Wear a cheap pair of jogging pants, place his hands on his hips, and get to poppin!